Disclaimer: I don't own Oxy or Hamtaro.
Resquested by Shadowwon'tdie... the Oxy commercial!
Sandy is seen riding on a scooter, happily enjoying the ride, when suddenly, Dexter, who is also riding a scooter, pulls along beside her.
Dexter: Oh Sandy!
Sandy: Oh great...
Dexter: You want to know how to get rid of those annoying zits on your face?
Sandy: No.
Dexter: Try Oxy, oxygen! It cleans your pores of all-
Sandy: I thought I just said no!
Dexter: -dirt on your skin can be cleaned off by Oxy! Just rub some on, and-
Sandy: Get away from me you freak!
Sandy pushes Dexter off of his scooter.
Dexter: YIIIEEEEEE!
Dexter lands in a bush.
Dexter: That's the 4th girl that's turned down Oxy today, and they're going to end up all zitty and disgusting! No guy will want to go near them! That's why you buy oxy to make your skin (and fur) zit-less and beautiful! Think Oxy, think Oxygen! Get it? Har har har!
Howdy: Aw, cut it off Dexter! You're startin' to sound like me! Or is that a good thing?
Sorry this chapter was so short. More to come soon folks so it's not over yet! (Question is; will it ever be over? )