Sorry for the long update. I don't watch much TV anymore, so I don't know many commercials. XP Here's the next one!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro, Nestea, Brisk, or Meow Mix.
The Nestea Plunge!
Hamtaro is seen, holding a Nestea bottle.
Voice: Here we see, Hamtaro. About to take the Nestea plunge...
Hamtaro drinks some Nestea, and falls backwards into a pool of water that just appeared behind him.
SPLASH!
Hamtaro: Aaaahh! Help, I can't swim!
Hamtaro flails around for a few second before he tragically drowns.
Scene goes to Stan, who also sips Nestea and falls backwards.
SPLASH!
Stan: It's f-frikin' f-f-freezin' in here!
Scene goes to Jingle, who's standing on a cliff, and takes a sip, and falls backwards.
Jingle: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
SPLASH!
Scene goes to Boss, who also takes a sip of iced tea, and falls backwards onto the concrete.
THUMP!
Boss: Oowww!
Director: I think something went wrong there...
Producer walks onto set and takes iced tea bottle from Boss.
Producer: What the heck? This isn't Nestea! It's Brisk ice tea! No wonder the pool of water didn't appear! Now why, in the world, did you drink Brisk on a Nestea commercial?
Boss: Nestea sucks!
Producer: We get a guy who supports our rivaling brand to do this? It doesn't work if ya don't drink Nestea! I need a donut
The crew leaves for their break, leaving Boss lying on the ground.
Boss:...Ow, my spleen...
Meow Mix commercialOxnard is seen sitting on the couch with a can of beer.
Oxnard: (singing to the meow mix theme)
Beer beer beer beer! Beer beer beer beer! Beer beer beer beer beeer beer beer beer! Beer be-
Pashmina glares at him. Oxnard shuts up. Pashmina pours some 'Meow Mix' into a bowl. Penelope is dressed up as a cat, and trots over to the bowl, singing.
Penelope: Ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee! Ookwee ookwee ookwee ookwee! Ookwee ookwee ookwee ook-
Director: Cut! Kid, you're supposed to say 'Meow meow meow meow! Not Ookwee ookwee!
Pashmina: But sir, she can't say anything else but ookwee!
Director: Then why'd you hire her? Okay kid, get off the set! You there! (pointing to Oxnard, who's chugging down the beer can)
Oxnard: (belches) Who? Me?
Only a few moments later, Oxnard is seen in a cat costume.
Director: Okay...and action!
Oxnard: Beer beer beer beer! Beer beer beer beer! Beer beer beer beer beeer beer beer beer! Beer be-
Director: No! That's all wrong! Do I have to get a professional in to do this or am I gonna have to do this myself?
Pashmina and Oxnard:...Yes!
Oxnard and Pashmina run out of the studio.
That's all for now! More may come when I get ideas. This story is only updated here and there, so don't expect too many updates. Though since school's gonna be back on in two days, I might get more ideas and inspiration. (I get inspired on Fridays after school when I'm hyper and happy. That's how this whole story started!) Bye-Q!
