I meant to get this chapter out by last X-mas, but looks like it's Easter now, but better late than never! But I'll do the X-mas commercial anyways.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro, Ferrero Rocher, or Kraft Dinner.

Ferrero Rocher Chocolate commerical

Christmas decorations are seen, and Bijou is shown walking over to a table, where a large mound of 'Ferrero Rocher' chocolate is piled into a pyramid-like shape. A French advertising voice is heard...

Advertiser: Unwrap the gift of gold...

Bijou is seen unwrapping the chocolate ball, and putting it in her mouth, closing her eyes, savouring the luxurious taste

Advertiser: This holiday season, share something special...

Bijou: (cough) I'm chocking!! (ack) Help!

Director: CUT! Somebody unchoke her!

Bijou drops on the floor, clutching her throat)

10 minutes later...

Producer: Okay folks, let's do this again!

Director: And action!

(Christmas decorations are seen(again), then it shows Bijou walking over to a table (again), where a large mound of 'Ferrero Rocher Chocolate' is piled into a pyramid-like shape (again). And the French advertiser voice is heard...(again )

Unwrap the gift of gold...this holiday season, share something special...

Bijou is seen unwrapping the chocolate ball, and putting it in her mouth, (again) closing her eyes, savouring the luxurious taste, and...her eyes widen in horror?

Bijou: (spits out chocolate) This has peanuts!?

Director: Well, duh! You can see the peanuts popping out of the chocolate quite clearly!

Producer: And we put peanut allergy warning labels on the chocolate wrapping, so we don't get sued if someone gets an allergic reaction!

Bijou begins to break out in a rash.

Bijou: But I am allergic to peanuts! You must do something about this! I am going to die if you don't call 911!

Producer: Ah, she'll be fine in a minute or two!

5 minutes later...Bijou is seen, lying on the floor with her foot twitching.

Producer: Any moment now, she'll come to!

Director: Uum, sir? I think she's dead.

Producer: oh...run!

Kraft Dinner commercial

Hamtaro, Cappy, Howdy, Stan, and Boss are seen playing street hockey on roller blades, when Pashmina steps out.

Pashmina: Time for dinner, boys!

Hamtaro: Be right there, mom!

Hamtaro, Cappy, Stan, Howdy, and Boss all rush in, take a blender, and put the cooked macaroni in.

Cappy: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Howdy: Hush! This is gonna be good!

Hamtaro: Of course it's a good idea! We won't have to stop playing for a long time to eat dinner! It's food and fun on the go!

Stan: It's gotta be the best invention since sliced bread!

Back outside minutes later, they're all wearing those drinks hats that have straws that connect to the persons' mouth, and they have their hockey sticks in their hands.

Hamtaro is standing at the goalie net.

Hamtaro: Ok, guys! Let's play!

Hamtaro sips from drink hat, and yes, it's liquid yellow/orange macaroni from the blender, and they all start to rollerblade.

Boss sips some, drops his hockey stick, and spits out the macaroni drink.

Boss: Yuck! This stuff tastes like shi-

Stan crashes into Boss on his roller blades.

Stan: (spitting) This is horrible! It almost killed me when I took a sip!

Cappy: I told you this was a bad idea!

Howdy: Hush! This stuff's good!

Howdy sips more liquid macaroni.

Boss: What? You actually like that cra-

Stan: Ewww, Howdy! You're so totally gross man!

Cappy: Your ideas stink, Hamtaro!

Hamtaro: ...(sniffs)...I thought it was a good idea...

Advertising voice: Kraft Dinner Macaroni & Cheese! Gotta be KD!

(Pashmina steps back out)

Pashmina: Boys! You forgot your broccoli! (Holds up a blender filled with blended up liquid broccoli.)

Boss: What the fu-

Stan pukes as he sees the blended-up broccoli.

Cappy: (crying) I wanna go home!!!

A scream and groan of pain is heard as Hamtaro's hit in the face with a puck.

I'll try to get more up soon! I have some pretty good ideas for the next chapter! I think I'll do another Sylvan one, since their commercials piss me off. Remember to review!