Chapter 2: looking for zee Job
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A/N: well here is the 2nd chappie ,I hope you enjoy it. I'll also like to thank all the people who actually read this story and reviewed it I promise that you will get personal attention at the end of this chappie. Unless I already posted this and you reviewed after it.
I woke up with the blasted sun in my eyes and immediately covered my head with my pillow. Then I remembered that I had to go to flourish and Blotts today . I kicked of my purple and red sheets that matched with my room . went to the bathroom and put on a nice burgundy colored robe over a white blouse and a kaki skirt that stopped right above my knees.
I walked down the hall to Ron's bedroom that was a complete mess all the time. It didn't even have a theme unlike all the other rooms in my apartment .Each room was monochromatic with two colors for instance my room and the living room were both red and purple the guest room blue and green , but my kitchen was a strawberry theme. "Ron wakey –wakey!" I yelled in his face
"one more minute mione." mumbled Ron and turned around trying to move away from the source of disturbance. I rolled my eyes ,I had to go through this evrey morning ever since he moved in and the same technique worked evrey day . there were 3 steps number one all ready accomplished it was time for number two.
"NO RON! You're going to be late for work!" I yelled and tickled and pinched his nose causing him to move further away and getting closer to the edge of the bed. He still didn't budge. time for step number 3. I sat next to him on his bed and kneeled down towards his ear and in very high pitched and loud voice, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!" Ron moved all the way to the edge of his bed and rolled off. He fell and started pouting. I just ran away from the now cranky Ron to the kitchen.
I walked to the kitchen and saw the mail on the table with my new edition of the Witch weekly that Ginny had subscribed for me. I made my self-one cup of coffee, note that it is only one not five, I don't need five anymore. I sat down at the table and started to read my mail. I noticed that most of them were responds to my add 'that fast?' I thought. I opened one; it was from Madame puddifoot's café, they wanted a waitress. I did what my mom use to call a huffy breath and rolled my eyes, I was NOT going to be a waitress. They next few were all crappy, they either were a bad job or jacked up pay.
Getting tired of reading bad job offers. I turned my attention to the Witch weekly that was lying upside down. I flipped it over and froze, you won't believe what I saw on the cover; it was Malfoy with his retarded smirk pasted on his face wearing a black half sleeved shirt unbuttoned over a plain black T-shirt. The headline was 'hottest and wealthiest wizard'. My natural and instant reaction was to laugh! I laughed, snorted, and giggled like I had gone crazy. My stomach started to hurt, cause the laughing and then I fell on the floor rolling all over the place. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. I clutched my stomach with one hand and started banging the floor with the other. There were tears of both pain and laughter in my eyes, I then took a big gulp of breath and laughed REALLY loud. Then I heard footsteps coming toward me; it was Ron. He was soaked in water and had a towel wrapped around his waist. I suspected that he just came out of the shower. "MIONE! WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!!" Yelled Ron. I nodded and pointed at the magazine that was next to my foot. He picked it up and instantly dropped it and said, "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross and how can he be hot ?"and walked away getting back to his shower. I calmed down slowly breathing in and out through my mouth and sat down to read the article.
Draco Malfoy, vice president of JBL limited will be receiving a promotion for president of the whole company. The current president, John Bradshaw layefield will be giving up the position to focus more on his wrestling career . "I would've lost that steel cage match against Eddie if it hadn't been for Kurt Angle. So I think that it is best if I focus more on wrestling cause I really want to hurt Eddie, he won't be doing the three amigos any-more(laughs madly)."says and laughs Mr. Layefield himself. Draco Malfoy, the hottest and wealthiest wizard in this community is happy to take the position. He says "It's a whole new opportunity for me and the company."
Not only is Draco Malfoy hot ,rich, and smart he also happens to be Mr. Personality! He attended Hogwarts School of witc-
I stopped right there the rest was probably all about him. The writer of the article sounded like a perky teenager with no journalism skills. She couldn't even stay on one subject the first bit sounded okay but it got worser and worser as it went on(I know that worser isn't a word).
I threw the magazine across the room and it landed on the purple couch that was against the red wall. "crud" I said under my breath it was supposed to land on the table in between the red and purple couch not on the purple couch. Ignoring that useless situation I turned my attention to the remaining 3 letters left. The first one was from Ginny saying that she was sorry for what harry did again last night. The next was an offer from Syms promotional Ideas, they wanted a secretary and if I were interested I was supposed to meet some one today at 2:30 today, I would look into that . Not much of a hard job actually or at least not as hard as being top healer. The last letter was from JBL limited, what a co-winky-dink . It read:
Dear Ms.Granger, I have received your add that was posted in the Daily Prophet. I will be happy to hire you to work in one of my department stores .I know that you are unwilling to work with me and believe me I am but I have no other choice. We will hopefully not see each other much. One of our employees is taking a 2-month vacation and we would like for you to take that position temporarily. If you are interested which I doubt you are please contact me by owl post.
D. Malfoy
'What?' I thought. Malfoy hiring me, how dare he even ask me. But I do did need the job and it isn't that hard. And it's not like it's going to be forever just for 2 months. I would go for it. I now had 3 jobs to look into to and I'm bound to get one of them I AM Hermione Granger top student at Hogwarts and head girl. I got a piece of parchment and pen and started to write back to Dragon Butt.
Malfoy, I am not happy to take up this job but I need a 2-month job and your offering one, so I'll be looking into it . I will not be looking forward to seeing you but I have to.
Hermione Granger
'There that should do it.' I thought and I tied the letter onto my owl's leg(yep, it popped out of no-where)I finished my coffee and apparted to Flourish and Blotts.
I stumbled as I felt the ground, luckily I apparted right next to a table and used it as support. I walked up to the front desk. "um, excuse me , I'm here for the job ad in the paper." I said in the sweetest voice I could sum-up.
"yes there is still a spot open." said the stern looking lady her voice sounded like she had a stuffy nose. She had this long pointy nose with square shaped glasses sitting at the end with her hair pulled back in a super tight bun. "the job is for a week and you have to clean those books over there," she said pointing at a self. "they have developed some sort of fungus and there isn't a spell we didn't use to try to clean it." Eww! Gross I thought.
"Um, sorry but I'm not that interested anymore. Thank you for your time." I said. I so was not going to be cleaning fungus off books.
My next stop, Syms promotional Ideas, From what I knew they were promotional company , which meant that they helped and made and sold ideas to other companies and stuff. I made my way to the tall skyscraper . Once in the lobby I walked up to the information desk. "excuse me mam." I said trying to get her attention..
"yes mam , how may I help you?" the blonde asked
"um, I'm supposed to meet a Mr. Ramiz Khan at 2:30." I said checking the letter to make sure
"name?"
"Hermione Granger, I'm here for the job offer." I said . she typed in my name on the computer.
"yep, you have an appointment in 5 minutes. His office is on the 6th floor. Take the second left after you get of lift and his office should right down the hall." She said. I turned around to leave. "but it would be best if you wait a bout 3 more minutes he's in a meeting right now." I nodded and went and sat down in one of the chairs in the lobby. I looked at my watch it said 2:26 I had to wait till 2:29.
30 seconds later
God time takes forever when you're waiting
Another 30 seconds later
Yes! One minute down! I thought about the job offer from Malfoy , why did he choose me? Did he like me!? Oh-my gosh hermione what the heck is wrong with you?! that is the sickest thought you ever thought of. Why would ever consider liking a mudblood Griffyndor. Bad Hermione, bad Hermione. He probably couldn't find any one who wanted to work for 2 months only, yeah that's it. I looked down at my watch yes! Another minute down. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,2 9,30! Yes half way. 31,32,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45,46,4,7,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57, 58,59,60!!!!!! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
I stood up and walked over to the elevator and pushed the up button . It came down after a couple of seconds. I walked in and pushed the number 6. The elevator was empty and didn't stop on the way up. When the doors slid open I stepped out and followed the directions the lady at the information desk said, soon I found my self infront of the office door with Ramiz Khan on it. I knocked it . "come in." yelled a mans voice. I opened the door and came in and sat down.
"you must be Hermione Granger." Stated Mr. Khan
"yes I am, I'm pretty sure you know why I'm here." I said. Mr. Khan had a sort of a scrunched up face .his eyes were dark and he had a goatee and mustache . He was clearly Pakistani but he looked sort of Hispanic too.
"yes I do , so are you interested in being my temporary secretary."
"yes I am but I'm not completely sure of it, you see I'm still waiting for an response from some where else."
"ok , that's okay. I'll give you an interview right now and if you're really interested owl me." I nodded. "okay lets get started , what school did you go to?"
"um, I went to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry I happen to be the top student in my year and I was Head girl in my 7th year I am currently working at St. Mungos as healer I'm also the top healer but I took off for 2 months." I said all in one breath
"okay you are qualified and I will be waiting for your response." he said . I nodded and stood up pushing back the chair that I was sitting on with my legs.
"bye." I said and left the office.
A/N: well there's the 2nd chapter I hope you enjoyed it. It would've been like a page longer but I cut out some parts for the sake of my hands. This chapter might have been better for those of you who watch smack down and RAW . If Mr. Khan is reading this out there some where , I didn't mean to offend you in any way . the way I described you was partly true. For those of you who aren't Mr. Khan, he was my science and social studies teacher in 6th grade. like I promised personal attention to my reviewers
Tall fella : thank you soooooooooo much for your review it was very helpful you should consider your-self being a teacher.
Lost my marbles : also thank you for your review it really surprised me that some one wanted to read this or you were just being nice.
Life-less kana : ... to you too
Frifri : I really do have big ego.
Those of you all who actually want to read this crap, you should expect updates evrey 2-4 days if you want to have a well-written chappie. I completely dread typing so that takes a while . typing is like torture to me, but I do it for the very small amount of fans that I have. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase review, just press the little purple bow that says go. Oh and I update my personal profile whenever needed so check there for update dates and stuff. Remember review!
tuttles!
Disclaimer: compare
Me: writing crappy stories at JKR: published 5 books won awards and has actual fans
What do you think?
A/N: well here is the 2nd chappie ,I hope you enjoy it. I'll also like to thank all the people who actually read this story and reviewed it I promise that you will get personal attention at the end of this chappie. Unless I already posted this and you reviewed after it.
I woke up with the blasted sun in my eyes and immediately covered my head with my pillow. Then I remembered that I had to go to flourish and Blotts today . I kicked of my purple and red sheets that matched with my room . went to the bathroom and put on a nice burgundy colored robe over a white blouse and a kaki skirt that stopped right above my knees.
I walked down the hall to Ron's bedroom that was a complete mess all the time. It didn't even have a theme unlike all the other rooms in my apartment .Each room was monochromatic with two colors for instance my room and the living room were both red and purple the guest room blue and green , but my kitchen was a strawberry theme. "Ron wakey –wakey!" I yelled in his face
"one more minute mione." mumbled Ron and turned around trying to move away from the source of disturbance. I rolled my eyes ,I had to go through this evrey morning ever since he moved in and the same technique worked evrey day . there were 3 steps number one all ready accomplished it was time for number two.
"NO RON! You're going to be late for work!" I yelled and tickled and pinched his nose causing him to move further away and getting closer to the edge of the bed. He still didn't budge. time for step number 3. I sat next to him on his bed and kneeled down towards his ear and in very high pitched and loud voice, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!" Ron moved all the way to the edge of his bed and rolled off. He fell and started pouting. I just ran away from the now cranky Ron to the kitchen.
I walked to the kitchen and saw the mail on the table with my new edition of the Witch weekly that Ginny had subscribed for me. I made my self-one cup of coffee, note that it is only one not five, I don't need five anymore. I sat down at the table and started to read my mail. I noticed that most of them were responds to my add 'that fast?' I thought. I opened one; it was from Madame puddifoot's café, they wanted a waitress. I did what my mom use to call a huffy breath and rolled my eyes, I was NOT going to be a waitress. They next few were all crappy, they either were a bad job or jacked up pay.
Getting tired of reading bad job offers. I turned my attention to the Witch weekly that was lying upside down. I flipped it over and froze, you won't believe what I saw on the cover; it was Malfoy with his retarded smirk pasted on his face wearing a black half sleeved shirt unbuttoned over a plain black T-shirt. The headline was 'hottest and wealthiest wizard'. My natural and instant reaction was to laugh! I laughed, snorted, and giggled like I had gone crazy. My stomach started to hurt, cause the laughing and then I fell on the floor rolling all over the place. I was in pain but I couldn't stop laughing. I clutched my stomach with one hand and started banging the floor with the other. There were tears of both pain and laughter in my eyes, I then took a big gulp of breath and laughed REALLY loud. Then I heard footsteps coming toward me; it was Ron. He was soaked in water and had a towel wrapped around his waist. I suspected that he just came out of the shower. "MIONE! WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OK?!!" Yelled Ron. I nodded and pointed at the magazine that was next to my foot. He picked it up and instantly dropped it and said, "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gross and how can he be hot ?"and walked away getting back to his shower. I calmed down slowly breathing in and out through my mouth and sat down to read the article.
Draco Malfoy, vice president of JBL limited will be receiving a promotion for president of the whole company. The current president, John Bradshaw layefield will be giving up the position to focus more on his wrestling career . "I would've lost that steel cage match against Eddie if it hadn't been for Kurt Angle. So I think that it is best if I focus more on wrestling cause I really want to hurt Eddie, he won't be doing the three amigos any-more(laughs madly)."says and laughs Mr. Layefield himself. Draco Malfoy, the hottest and wealthiest wizard in this community is happy to take the position. He says "It's a whole new opportunity for me and the company."
Not only is Draco Malfoy hot ,rich, and smart he also happens to be Mr. Personality! He attended Hogwarts School of witc-
I stopped right there the rest was probably all about him. The writer of the article sounded like a perky teenager with no journalism skills. She couldn't even stay on one subject the first bit sounded okay but it got worser and worser as it went on(I know that worser isn't a word).
I threw the magazine across the room and it landed on the purple couch that was against the red wall. "crud" I said under my breath it was supposed to land on the table in between the red and purple couch not on the purple couch. Ignoring that useless situation I turned my attention to the remaining 3 letters left. The first one was from Ginny saying that she was sorry for what harry did again last night. The next was an offer from Syms promotional Ideas, they wanted a secretary and if I were interested I was supposed to meet some one today at 2:30 today, I would look into that . Not much of a hard job actually or at least not as hard as being top healer. The last letter was from JBL limited, what a co-winky-dink . It read:
Dear Ms.Granger, I have received your add that was posted in the Daily Prophet. I will be happy to hire you to work in one of my department stores .I know that you are unwilling to work with me and believe me I am but I have no other choice. We will hopefully not see each other much. One of our employees is taking a 2-month vacation and we would like for you to take that position temporarily. If you are interested which I doubt you are please contact me by owl post.
D. Malfoy
'What?' I thought. Malfoy hiring me, how dare he even ask me. But I do did need the job and it isn't that hard. And it's not like it's going to be forever just for 2 months. I would go for it. I now had 3 jobs to look into to and I'm bound to get one of them I AM Hermione Granger top student at Hogwarts and head girl. I got a piece of parchment and pen and started to write back to Dragon Butt.
Malfoy, I am not happy to take up this job but I need a 2-month job and your offering one, so I'll be looking into it . I will not be looking forward to seeing you but I have to.
Hermione Granger
'There that should do it.' I thought and I tied the letter onto my owl's leg(yep, it popped out of no-where)I finished my coffee and apparted to Flourish and Blotts.
I stumbled as I felt the ground, luckily I apparted right next to a table and used it as support. I walked up to the front desk. "um, excuse me , I'm here for the job ad in the paper." I said in the sweetest voice I could sum-up.
"yes there is still a spot open." said the stern looking lady her voice sounded like she had a stuffy nose. She had this long pointy nose with square shaped glasses sitting at the end with her hair pulled back in a super tight bun. "the job is for a week and you have to clean those books over there," she said pointing at a self. "they have developed some sort of fungus and there isn't a spell we didn't use to try to clean it." Eww! Gross I thought.
"Um, sorry but I'm not that interested anymore. Thank you for your time." I said. I so was not going to be cleaning fungus off books.
My next stop, Syms promotional Ideas, From what I knew they were promotional company , which meant that they helped and made and sold ideas to other companies and stuff. I made my way to the tall skyscraper . Once in the lobby I walked up to the information desk. "excuse me mam." I said trying to get her attention..
"yes mam , how may I help you?" the blonde asked
"um, I'm supposed to meet a Mr. Ramiz Khan at 2:30." I said checking the letter to make sure
"name?"
"Hermione Granger, I'm here for the job offer." I said . she typed in my name on the computer.
"yep, you have an appointment in 5 minutes. His office is on the 6th floor. Take the second left after you get of lift and his office should right down the hall." She said. I turned around to leave. "but it would be best if you wait a bout 3 more minutes he's in a meeting right now." I nodded and went and sat down in one of the chairs in the lobby. I looked at my watch it said 2:26 I had to wait till 2:29.
30 seconds later
God time takes forever when you're waiting
Another 30 seconds later
Yes! One minute down! I thought about the job offer from Malfoy , why did he choose me? Did he like me!? Oh-my gosh hermione what the heck is wrong with you?! that is the sickest thought you ever thought of. Why would ever consider liking a mudblood Griffyndor. Bad Hermione, bad Hermione. He probably couldn't find any one who wanted to work for 2 months only, yeah that's it. I looked down at my watch yes! Another minute down. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,2 9,30! Yes half way. 31,32,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,45,46,4,7,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57, 58,59,60!!!!!! AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!
I stood up and walked over to the elevator and pushed the up button . It came down after a couple of seconds. I walked in and pushed the number 6. The elevator was empty and didn't stop on the way up. When the doors slid open I stepped out and followed the directions the lady at the information desk said, soon I found my self infront of the office door with Ramiz Khan on it. I knocked it . "come in." yelled a mans voice. I opened the door and came in and sat down.
"you must be Hermione Granger." Stated Mr. Khan
"yes I am, I'm pretty sure you know why I'm here." I said. Mr. Khan had a sort of a scrunched up face .his eyes were dark and he had a goatee and mustache . He was clearly Pakistani but he looked sort of Hispanic too.
"yes I do , so are you interested in being my temporary secretary."
"yes I am but I'm not completely sure of it, you see I'm still waiting for an response from some where else."
"ok , that's okay. I'll give you an interview right now and if you're really interested owl me." I nodded. "okay lets get started , what school did you go to?"
"um, I went to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry I happen to be the top student in my year and I was Head girl in my 7th year I am currently working at St. Mungos as healer I'm also the top healer but I took off for 2 months." I said all in one breath
"okay you are qualified and I will be waiting for your response." he said . I nodded and stood up pushing back the chair that I was sitting on with my legs.
"bye." I said and left the office.
A/N: well there's the 2nd chapter I hope you enjoyed it. It would've been like a page longer but I cut out some parts for the sake of my hands. This chapter might have been better for those of you who watch smack down and RAW . If Mr. Khan is reading this out there some where , I didn't mean to offend you in any way . the way I described you was partly true. For those of you who aren't Mr. Khan, he was my science and social studies teacher in 6th grade. like I promised personal attention to my reviewers
Tall fella : thank you soooooooooo much for your review it was very helpful you should consider your-self being a teacher.
Lost my marbles : also thank you for your review it really surprised me that some one wanted to read this or you were just being nice.
Life-less kana : ... to you too
Frifri : I really do have big ego.
Those of you all who actually want to read this crap, you should expect updates evrey 2-4 days if you want to have a well-written chappie. I completely dread typing so that takes a while . typing is like torture to me, but I do it for the very small amount of fans that I have. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase review, just press the little purple bow that says go. Oh and I update my personal profile whenever needed so check there for update dates and stuff. Remember review!
tuttles!