Chapter 3: Sick wittle Ronnykins
Disclaimer: I have a dream to someday own Harry Potter.
A/N: thanks to those who actually reviewed the last chappie, which I think, were only 2 people but I'm still happy. At least peoples are reading it but to those who actually read it, do recommend this to other people because I want to know what people think of it. Like what I should work on because I know that this story sucks at some points. (Shut-up! They're waiting for the chapter! ... Oh yeah right!) With out further useless blabbing chapter 3!
BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! "ARGHHHHH!" cursed stupid alarm why do you ring at 10:00 evrey day? Why can't I just wake up before 10 so the stupid alarm clock doesn't get my heart rate all up! I got up and went to the closet and pulled out the out-fit that I had prepared last night, a long brown jean skirt and a burgundy blouse. Went to the bathroom and did my regular bathroom routine, came back out and pulled on a new pair of brown boots that I bought along with a black one. They had a 2 inch block heel and went all the way up to my knee. Then I went to wake up Ron.
"RONNY WAKE UP!" I yelled.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." said Ron, I mean mmmd Ron.
"What's wrong Ron?" I asked getting worried. It was usually 'one more minute mione' evrey morning but never mmmmmm. I came in and sat on his bed and looked at him. His face was all red and there was a dribble-o-drool on his face. In my opinion he had that constipated look that Mr. Eyedman got when he was making a hard decision. The last time I saw him like this was when he had a little food poisoning incident because he had barged into Hagrid's cabin and started eating nilly-willy, but he got like this whenever he got sick. GREAT! I have a sick 21-year-old toddler to take care of that puts evrey thing in his mouth. I licked my finger and put it on his forehead, it sizzled and evaporated. NOT! What do you think I am a crazy author? I placed my palm on his forehead; it was burning! He probably had a fever. "Ron come on wake-up." I said slightly shaking him, then I thought of some thing. "Ron if you wake up I'll get you some food." I said and sure enough his eyes popped open. "How about some soup?" he nodded vigorously. I always wonder were all the food goes. The boy never gets chubby.
I walked to the kitchen and noticed one envelope on the table. Temporarily ignoring that I put some water on the stove for the soup popped in a chicken flavoring cube and put a lid on it. I sat down to read the letter. It had the JBL seal on it 'Malfoy' I thought.
Granger,
Meet me at the three broomsticks at 3:00
D. Malfoy
Today?! I have to watch Ron! I put the note down and stirred in some cornstarch to thicken the soup. Then I magicked in some noodles and chicken and stirred it. I poured some into a bowl and took it to Ron's room.
"Ron get that out of your mouth. Oh yeah I got your soup." I said as Ron who was nibbling on the corner of his pillowcase sat up.
"Thanks mione, oh crap, I'm going to miss my date with lavender." said Ron
"Since when have you been going out with lavender?" I asked in shock
"About two months."
"And you haven't said a word about it to me." I snapped at him. He just slurped his soup and didn't even bother to answer me or use the spoon.
"A-A-A- AHHCHEW!" Ron sneezed and spewed out all the soup that he was slurping all over the place including me. Luckily I happened to be a Witch.
"Scourgify." I said and the mess was cleaned up but there was now the stench of chicken soup on me.
"Smorry mione." He said, the sneeze had clogged up his nose and now he sounded like the lady at flourish and Blotts but more manly.
"It's okay Ron just finish your soup and take this three hour sleeping drought after your done." I said as I placed a vial down on his side table (yep, the vial also popped out of no where). Ron nodded and I left for my room.
When I got to my room I went to my closet and pulled out a white blouse and a blue jean long skirt the same as the other one but different color. Then I looked down at my shoes; those soooo did not go with this outfit. So I took those off and slipped on a pair of white high-heeled sandals. There that was better. I then layed down on my bed and kicked of the sandals and cuddled up with a pillow. Yes, I was sleepy; sometimes even watching Ron for only 5 minutes can get you exhausted even if he just sat there.
2 hours later
'Stupid pillow it won't stay cold' I thought. I sat up to rotate pillows when my eyes landed on my watch. Crap it was already 2:35 I had 25 minutes to get there. I got up and went to the bathroom to wash my face and re- do my make-up. I came out and looked at my self in the full-length mirror and saw that my hair was like a bird's nest. I went to my dressing table and tried to brush my hair but the comb got stuck I pulled and pulled and it didn't budge. Great! I have a brush stuck in my hair I'm running late for a meeting and to top it all off I have Ron to watch after. Arghhhhh! Stupid me why didn't I think of that before I ruined by brush. I got my wand and used an accio spell to get the brush in my hand and used a spell to put my hair up in a neat ponytail I grabbed my purse and lifted my wand to appart When I remembered Ron. I ran to his room.
"Ron? Ron! RON! WAKE UP!" I yelled losing my patience. Then I remembered the 3-hour sleeping potion that I gave to him. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" I said each time I hitting my head with my purse. Then I noticed that I was wasting time I stopped hitting my head and flung one of Ron's arms around my neck dragged him off his bed and apparted to Ginny's house. As soon as I got there I dropped the fountain-o-drool that was called Ron and looked down and noticed that I had no shoes. "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I yelled, and apparted back to my house and put my shoes on and wrote a note for Ginny telling her why Ron was there. Why must my life be cursed? I apparted back to her house stuck the note in Ron's mouth and apparted outside of the three broomsticks.
I checked my watch, yes! Exactly on time! I opened the door and scanned the bar for a blonde. I found him in the back of the room with a red head. Ginny?! I instantly thought but as I got closer I noticed that in wasn't Ginny at all. The red head was giggling like a little perky teenager that had well, giggling issues. From my point if view they were clearly flirting if you called rubbing against each other over and over and smirking and giggling while your rubbing, flirting. I walked over and said, "hey dragon butt!" in a perky way.
"Oh, granger it's you." He drawled turning around and looking at me.
"Yeah it's me and I happen to be on time so if you would kindly ask this slut over here to go away so we can get down to business." I said. He nodded at the red head and she walked away.
"So Granger, I understand that you are interested in working at one of mine JBL stores. So this must also mean that you think that you are up to standards to work for me. The Hottest and wealthiest wizard alive, maw Draco Malfoy." He said. I just rolled my eyes.
"Yes Malfoy I do want to work at your store just because it's the easiest 2-month job I can find. And yes I do agree with you that I'm not at your standards, because I'm above your standards Malfoy. And you should know that I could always not work for you and go work for Syms promotional Ideas if I wanted to. I got a job offer from there to be a secretary." I said. Then I thought of some thing, why was I going to for this job anyway? Like I said I can go and work at Syms any time. "You know what? I'm not going to take this job" and with that I got up and left. And sure enough when I turned around to look at Malfoy I wasn't surprised to see him and the red head snogging or should I say practically shagging each other. I was disgusted and in the three broomsticks, and it just happened to be Hogsmead weekend and the place was filled with students.disgusting.
Ginny's apartment
"Ginny?! Any body here?" I yelled
"Hermione, I'm here in the kitchen but don't come in here yet. Count to 10 real quickly then come." Yelled Ginny. As I counted to 10 I could hear shuffling around in the kitchen. When I walked in I saw Harry and Ginny both standing they're still with smiles pasted on their faces. However they were both red and their hair was all messed up. I soooo knew what I had almost walked in on but I still wanted to ask.
"Um, I'm here to pick up Ron, I hope you got the note that I left in his mouth" I said
"Oh yeah we got the note but there was too much drool on it to read." said harry
"Sorry about that Harry. I went to meet Malfoy for a job offer and dropped Ron off here because he's sick."
"Well I thought that he came here to eat but fell asleep on the floor. Then he stuck the note in his mouth in his sleep for a snack but never bit it." said Ginny. "Um, what were you saying about Malfoy and a job."
"Oh yeah, I was trying to get a job at one of his JBL stores." I said, then remembered something, "don't worry, I didn't go for it." Ginny nodded and we started to walk towards their guestroom.
"So what were you and Harry doing before I came?" I asked giggling like a little schoolgirl. Ginny pushed me and giggled too.
"Well you see he was trying to get more food and I was like trying to stop him," she stopped and giggled, "you know what happened. I giggled and opened the door to the guestroom only to see Ron all cuddled up with a teddy bear. Note that the ear of the bear was in his mouth.
"Now, he was probably trying to bite that but never did." I said pointing at what was in his mouth. I got him and apparted home.
A/N: YEAH! No more typing doom! (Ding-dong the wicked key board is dead! Which keyboard? The wicked keyboard! Ding-dong the wicked keyboard is dead!) Now that that mini mental musical is over, on with the author's note! Okay like I said at the beginning pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase REVIEW! I need to know what you think or should I just click remove in my document manager and delete the story. One word will do, just rate it; good, bad, ugly, horrible, great, etc. I am also trying not to curse in here so I am substituting them with friendly words like crap, crud, beep, and censored. Cause if my dad ever reads this I'm dead! That is with curse words. Expect the next chapter with in the next few days I might take a one-day break so that may delay it but what do people care they don't even read or review (starts crying like mad and has to stop A/N)
Reviews:
Kt: don't call me a man and thanks for your review I am super happy to like know that like people like think that this is like funny.
Lost my marbles: thank you for reading this crap in my opinion and reviwing.
Remember review!
Disclaimer: I have a dream to someday own Harry Potter.
A/N: thanks to those who actually reviewed the last chappie, which I think, were only 2 people but I'm still happy. At least peoples are reading it but to those who actually read it, do recommend this to other people because I want to know what people think of it. Like what I should work on because I know that this story sucks at some points. (Shut-up! They're waiting for the chapter! ... Oh yeah right!) With out further useless blabbing chapter 3!
BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! "ARGHHHHH!" cursed stupid alarm why do you ring at 10:00 evrey day? Why can't I just wake up before 10 so the stupid alarm clock doesn't get my heart rate all up! I got up and went to the closet and pulled out the out-fit that I had prepared last night, a long brown jean skirt and a burgundy blouse. Went to the bathroom and did my regular bathroom routine, came back out and pulled on a new pair of brown boots that I bought along with a black one. They had a 2 inch block heel and went all the way up to my knee. Then I went to wake up Ron.
"RONNY WAKE UP!" I yelled.
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." said Ron, I mean mmmd Ron.
"What's wrong Ron?" I asked getting worried. It was usually 'one more minute mione' evrey morning but never mmmmmm. I came in and sat on his bed and looked at him. His face was all red and there was a dribble-o-drool on his face. In my opinion he had that constipated look that Mr. Eyedman got when he was making a hard decision. The last time I saw him like this was when he had a little food poisoning incident because he had barged into Hagrid's cabin and started eating nilly-willy, but he got like this whenever he got sick. GREAT! I have a sick 21-year-old toddler to take care of that puts evrey thing in his mouth. I licked my finger and put it on his forehead, it sizzled and evaporated. NOT! What do you think I am a crazy author? I placed my palm on his forehead; it was burning! He probably had a fever. "Ron come on wake-up." I said slightly shaking him, then I thought of some thing. "Ron if you wake up I'll get you some food." I said and sure enough his eyes popped open. "How about some soup?" he nodded vigorously. I always wonder were all the food goes. The boy never gets chubby.
I walked to the kitchen and noticed one envelope on the table. Temporarily ignoring that I put some water on the stove for the soup popped in a chicken flavoring cube and put a lid on it. I sat down to read the letter. It had the JBL seal on it 'Malfoy' I thought.
Granger,
Meet me at the three broomsticks at 3:00
D. Malfoy
Today?! I have to watch Ron! I put the note down and stirred in some cornstarch to thicken the soup. Then I magicked in some noodles and chicken and stirred it. I poured some into a bowl and took it to Ron's room.
"Ron get that out of your mouth. Oh yeah I got your soup." I said as Ron who was nibbling on the corner of his pillowcase sat up.
"Thanks mione, oh crap, I'm going to miss my date with lavender." said Ron
"Since when have you been going out with lavender?" I asked in shock
"About two months."
"And you haven't said a word about it to me." I snapped at him. He just slurped his soup and didn't even bother to answer me or use the spoon.
"A-A-A- AHHCHEW!" Ron sneezed and spewed out all the soup that he was slurping all over the place including me. Luckily I happened to be a Witch.
"Scourgify." I said and the mess was cleaned up but there was now the stench of chicken soup on me.
"Smorry mione." He said, the sneeze had clogged up his nose and now he sounded like the lady at flourish and Blotts but more manly.
"It's okay Ron just finish your soup and take this three hour sleeping drought after your done." I said as I placed a vial down on his side table (yep, the vial also popped out of no where). Ron nodded and I left for my room.
When I got to my room I went to my closet and pulled out a white blouse and a blue jean long skirt the same as the other one but different color. Then I looked down at my shoes; those soooo did not go with this outfit. So I took those off and slipped on a pair of white high-heeled sandals. There that was better. I then layed down on my bed and kicked of the sandals and cuddled up with a pillow. Yes, I was sleepy; sometimes even watching Ron for only 5 minutes can get you exhausted even if he just sat there.
2 hours later
'Stupid pillow it won't stay cold' I thought. I sat up to rotate pillows when my eyes landed on my watch. Crap it was already 2:35 I had 25 minutes to get there. I got up and went to the bathroom to wash my face and re- do my make-up. I came out and looked at my self in the full-length mirror and saw that my hair was like a bird's nest. I went to my dressing table and tried to brush my hair but the comb got stuck I pulled and pulled and it didn't budge. Great! I have a brush stuck in my hair I'm running late for a meeting and to top it all off I have Ron to watch after. Arghhhhh! Stupid me why didn't I think of that before I ruined by brush. I got my wand and used an accio spell to get the brush in my hand and used a spell to put my hair up in a neat ponytail I grabbed my purse and lifted my wand to appart When I remembered Ron. I ran to his room.
"Ron? Ron! RON! WAKE UP!" I yelled losing my patience. Then I remembered the 3-hour sleeping potion that I gave to him. "Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" I said each time I hitting my head with my purse. Then I noticed that I was wasting time I stopped hitting my head and flung one of Ron's arms around my neck dragged him off his bed and apparted to Ginny's house. As soon as I got there I dropped the fountain-o-drool that was called Ron and looked down and noticed that I had no shoes. "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I yelled, and apparted back to my house and put my shoes on and wrote a note for Ginny telling her why Ron was there. Why must my life be cursed? I apparted back to her house stuck the note in Ron's mouth and apparted outside of the three broomsticks.
I checked my watch, yes! Exactly on time! I opened the door and scanned the bar for a blonde. I found him in the back of the room with a red head. Ginny?! I instantly thought but as I got closer I noticed that in wasn't Ginny at all. The red head was giggling like a little perky teenager that had well, giggling issues. From my point if view they were clearly flirting if you called rubbing against each other over and over and smirking and giggling while your rubbing, flirting. I walked over and said, "hey dragon butt!" in a perky way.
"Oh, granger it's you." He drawled turning around and looking at me.
"Yeah it's me and I happen to be on time so if you would kindly ask this slut over here to go away so we can get down to business." I said. He nodded at the red head and she walked away.
"So Granger, I understand that you are interested in working at one of mine JBL stores. So this must also mean that you think that you are up to standards to work for me. The Hottest and wealthiest wizard alive, maw Draco Malfoy." He said. I just rolled my eyes.
"Yes Malfoy I do want to work at your store just because it's the easiest 2-month job I can find. And yes I do agree with you that I'm not at your standards, because I'm above your standards Malfoy. And you should know that I could always not work for you and go work for Syms promotional Ideas if I wanted to. I got a job offer from there to be a secretary." I said. Then I thought of some thing, why was I going to for this job anyway? Like I said I can go and work at Syms any time. "You know what? I'm not going to take this job" and with that I got up and left. And sure enough when I turned around to look at Malfoy I wasn't surprised to see him and the red head snogging or should I say practically shagging each other. I was disgusted and in the three broomsticks, and it just happened to be Hogsmead weekend and the place was filled with students.disgusting.
Ginny's apartment
"Ginny?! Any body here?" I yelled
"Hermione, I'm here in the kitchen but don't come in here yet. Count to 10 real quickly then come." Yelled Ginny. As I counted to 10 I could hear shuffling around in the kitchen. When I walked in I saw Harry and Ginny both standing they're still with smiles pasted on their faces. However they were both red and their hair was all messed up. I soooo knew what I had almost walked in on but I still wanted to ask.
"Um, I'm here to pick up Ron, I hope you got the note that I left in his mouth" I said
"Oh yeah we got the note but there was too much drool on it to read." said harry
"Sorry about that Harry. I went to meet Malfoy for a job offer and dropped Ron off here because he's sick."
"Well I thought that he came here to eat but fell asleep on the floor. Then he stuck the note in his mouth in his sleep for a snack but never bit it." said Ginny. "Um, what were you saying about Malfoy and a job."
"Oh yeah, I was trying to get a job at one of his JBL stores." I said, then remembered something, "don't worry, I didn't go for it." Ginny nodded and we started to walk towards their guestroom.
"So what were you and Harry doing before I came?" I asked giggling like a little schoolgirl. Ginny pushed me and giggled too.
"Well you see he was trying to get more food and I was like trying to stop him," she stopped and giggled, "you know what happened. I giggled and opened the door to the guestroom only to see Ron all cuddled up with a teddy bear. Note that the ear of the bear was in his mouth.
"Now, he was probably trying to bite that but never did." I said pointing at what was in his mouth. I got him and apparted home.
A/N: YEAH! No more typing doom! (Ding-dong the wicked key board is dead! Which keyboard? The wicked keyboard! Ding-dong the wicked keyboard is dead!) Now that that mini mental musical is over, on with the author's note! Okay like I said at the beginning pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase REVIEW! I need to know what you think or should I just click remove in my document manager and delete the story. One word will do, just rate it; good, bad, ugly, horrible, great, etc. I am also trying not to curse in here so I am substituting them with friendly words like crap, crud, beep, and censored. Cause if my dad ever reads this I'm dead! That is with curse words. Expect the next chapter with in the next few days I might take a one-day break so that may delay it but what do people care they don't even read or review (starts crying like mad and has to stop A/N)
Reviews:
Kt: don't call me a man and thanks for your review I am super happy to like know that like people like think that this is like funny.
Lost my marbles: thank you for reading this crap in my opinion and reviwing.
Remember review!