Chapter 4: is this temporary insanity?

Disclaimer: I do own Harry Potter. NOT! But I wish. I would be famous and have thousands of fans worshiping me at my feet. In my dreams this is only possible.

A/N: here is the 4th chapter. I know that it is really short but I couldn't make it any longer, believe me I tried. This chapter is the point where you see that this plot isn't completely mine like I said at the beginning this fic is a mixture of a couple of amazing fics I have read. So this chapter is dedicated to Arbitrary because you should see his plot of Temporary insanity kick into action in this chappie. I am also putting in the reviews at the beginning because I feel like it.

Chamorro- thank you for your review. Two words can mean more than you think. (Cries)

Spykigurl- your idea of the plot is really good but it isn't right. This story is going to take a big and sharp turn later on and you probably can't even think of it now. Any ways thanks for your review hope you review this chapter that is if you read it.

Spilled milk- sorry about the way I made Draco look in the last chapter but that's sort of his character in this fic but I will try not to make it like that too much. Thanks for your review and pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase review again!

And to those of you who read this and don't review I'm- I'm going to, to do what? Oh snap I can't do any thing. That's just jacked up, oh-well but I'm still angry with you mean people. MEANYS!

Wait I have one more review to answer to. Since I started typing this last night and now it is morning I just received a o-so-very mean review. And I respond to all reviews flame or not so here it is.

Gina: yeah you're right this story is similar to Temporary insanity but it isn't the same thing. Like I said you wouldn't believe the ending that I have come up for it. So curse me and my story out all you want, it ain't go'in to do any thing. I would soooo get in a fight with you if I could but sadly this is a computer not a wrestling ring. And let me tell you, I would win that fight.

Wow, is that how I'm going to handle flames. Maybe, only if they call my story poop or crap (translate that into the bad version of that word remember I can't curse and my dad is standing over my shoulder right now) okay on with the story! One more thing don't get angry with me for this chappie cause it is too much like temporary insanity just deal with it.

"So what you're saying is that one of your business partners offered you a free full time secretary?" I asked in the state of shock. Now I had no other job offer except JBL and Malfoy will soooo not take me.

"Ms. Granger I am very sorry but I rather have some one that works for free than some one who doesn't and when you have a professional wrestler threatening you, you sort of tend to let go." Said Mr. Khan

"Wrestler?" I asked. Knowing that there is only one company with a wrestler, JBL limited. Malfoy was soooo going to get it from me.

"Oh crap, I shouldn't have said that." Said Mr. Khan hitting his head with his brief case. I gave him a weird look then remembered what he said about the threat part and as much as I hated JBL I had to admit that he had the ability to beat people to pulp.

"It's okay Mr. Khan. I won't tell them that you told me." I said hoping that he would stop hitting his head with objects. And thankfully he did stop and calmed down.

"I am really sorry for this. I understand that you have to find a job so I've written down a few names of companies that work with us that need sort term employees." Said Mr. Khan and pressed a button on his speakerphone. " Mitzy can you please bring in that list?"

"Yes sir in a minute." Came a perky girly voice. In about a minute I turned around and saw a red head walking down the hallway and into the office. It was Malfoy's slut from yesterday. "Here you go sir." She said sweetly and walked away swinging her butt. He handed me the note it had names of 3 companies:

1. Super soapsuds (soap freaks)

2.Mc Ronald's (fast food and Ron owns it)

3. Futura (wizarding technology)

"Um, Mr. Khan are these all your business partners that you personally work with?" I asked. He nodded. "Does your so-called secretary know about this?"

"Why yes she does. I had her write down and chose the companies her self. Why are you asking me this?" he said

"Oh nothing, just wanted to know." I said and left.

Malfoy was soooo going to pay for this. Now that his little red head knows all the names of the companies that I have he probably going to track down all of them and tell them not to hire them. All I had to do was get there before he did. I looked down at the list. McRonalds was immediately crossed out cause Ron stinke'n owned it. You never thought that the boy would go into fast food. Did you? Yeah, I could work for him but I couldn't ask him pay me. Now I wonder why I gave up that part time job as an auror. I was going to be paying Malfoy a little visit. But first things first, like I said I have to get there before Malfoy does.

I apparted to my apartment only to find Ron and Lavender making-out on the couch. I poked them; they didn't budge. I kicked them; they moved but didn't stop kissing. "Ron! I have pizza!" I said and surprisingly they didn't move. Wow he must really like her I thought. I ignored them and went to write letters to the companies that Mr. Khan had suggested or should I say company he had suggested because I was not going to work for a company with a name like Super soapsuds. So I just had Futura.

To: Futura wizarding technology

From: Hermione Granger

I would like to fill in the spot for a two-month secretary or any thing at your company. I have had experience as a healer and a year experience as an auror. If you are interested please contact me thank you for your time.

Perfect, that should do, now for the visit to Malfoys.

I walked into building and wondered where I should go. He'd probably be on the top floor. That being the highest floor and all and his ego is too big to be satisfied with a floor that isn't the top floor. I walked to the elevator and pushed the up button and waited. About a minute later the doors slid opened and I walked in. I pushed the button at the top, which was 12. I noticed that right next the #12 they had a button with a big M on it and next to the M was a button that said JBL. Wow, they must have there own elevator in there office.

When I got off the elevator I was in a very long hallway. Two feet infront of me was a door that said Draco Malfoy president in golden letters. Next to it was another door that said Cindy byrum secretary and all the way to the right was a door with JBL vice president and in between each door was a picture. I opened the door infront of me and walked in. Malfoy was sitting at his desk writing some thing with such great concentration that he didn't even notice me come in but some one else did.

"Who they heck are you and what are you doing here?" asked a girl that was sitting on a couch on the left side of the room next to the windows. She had very light brown hair that was wavy and sort of bushy. She also had brown eyes, and she wasn't even wearing hoochie clothes. She had on a green blouse and a long blue skirt. To me at this moment she looked sort of like me? I ignored that thought.

"I'm here to talk to Malfoy." I said and at the sound of his name malfoys jumped and looked up.

"What are you doing here granger?" he asked

"Like just said, to talk to you." I said getting a tad bit annoyed

"About what?" he asked

"About what? You know about what." I said I was getting really angry now. I felt like grabbing his head by his hair and bang it against his desk until it cracked open like a coconut and his little girl friend over here will start crying like mad. I could imagine it now; it would be nice to watch them suffer.

"No I don't," he said innocently

"Arghhhhhhhh! You stupid sodding git can't you get this through your thick head? You know what!" I yelled. Why was I even doing this I could just tell him what. "Why did you call Syms promotional Ideas and tell them not to hire me?"

"You should know that Granger, I thought you were a smart enough witch to figure that out or should I just replace that W with a B.," said Malfoy.

"Draco Malfoy! That is no way to talk to a lady!" screamed the girl

"Not now Cindy." Draco simply said

"I'm going to talk to you later then!" she yelled back and sat back down on the couch

"No I don't know Malfoy." I said lucky that I finally got my turn to speak. "I don't know why you did that. Is it so that I can work for you and you make me suffer?" I said starting to yell again.

"No need to yell mudblood," at this the girl widened her eyes and stood up and immediately sat back down. "However you are partly correct, I'm not going to leave you alone until you come back here begging for the job. Which I am currently thinking about hiring some one else for." He said smirking and leaning back in his chair. I opened and closed my mouth trying to get some thing out but I guess it never came out. I just turned my heel and walked away. Just as I was closing the door I heard Malfoy say "Cindy honey, I'm really sorry. And can you please get me Super soapsuds number?" I laughed after I closed the door. He thought that I would go for a company with a retarded name like that?

A/N: was that a good chapter? I hope it was. Please review if you read it till here I understand if you just stopped when you read the first line and scrolled all the way down here but please review. Pretty please? For the useless hunk of life that is typing this. Next chapter should be posted in about 2 days that is if you are interested.

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