Chapter 6: no way never! What?

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A/n: this is my second time typing this chappie cause the electricity had went out for some reason and I never saved it so it's all gone. And my fingers are twice as sore. Oh well. Well I found a new notebook yesterday. I'm not so energetic as I usually am so this is going to sound boring. And schools almost here; the dreaded 8 classes are back! Even if I do like school, actually love school I don't like going to whole new one I want to go back to Miller Intermediate. Why do I have to get strait A's and pass, I should've flunked on purpose. Any ways that was use less junk so on with the reviews!

Sacagwea: I think you didn't get the part when she comes into the office, you see Draco was upset.... Why am I telling you this anyway? Then you won't read it.

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Lewisa: luckily I already found a new notebook and here is the next chappie! Yeah! My story is on your favs list! I'm special!

Ok here is the next chapter, hope you like it! And I came up with a way to make this funnier, I don't know about you but barely ever imagine the characters talking with their British accents and I noticed that when I do imagine them with their accents it's way funnier. I mean how would you react if you herd British lady say jacked up, with a little cup of tea in her hand. Like in the second movie, when harry falls out of the flying car and tries to grab Ron hand but he goes "I can't your hands all sweaty." Now that's funny if that wasn't in an accent it would've sounded more serious. -frifri

"RON!" I yelled staring at the big mess in the kitchen and not to mention that the freezer was practically empty.

"yeah Mione , what'cha want." Said Ron as he walked into the kitchen. He had a bit of brown fur stuck on the corner of his mouth. I was horrified, no it couldn't be. I would have to check on teddy bear man later.

"What I want is for you to clean up this mess!" I yelled. I was getting sick and tired of finding the kitchen looking like a tornado hit it evrey day. I turned around to leave but hen remembered something "oh Ron, I think you have to pay the rent this month again."

"Why mione? I can't really do that, don't got any extra money." He said.

"Cause I haven't found a job yet and I don't think I ever will. What else you dodo bird?" I said smacking him on the backside of his head.

"Ow, that hurt." He said rubbing his head "I still can't you know I used all my extra money to buy Lavender an engagement ring." He said slowly turning red.

"WHAT! You're going to ask her to marry you and you haven't told me yet!" I yelled. This was unbelievable, the kid never talks to me any more and I barley know any thing about his life, I live with him for crying out loud!

"No, I did tell you." He said

"When?" I simply asked

"Just right now." He replied. I rolled my eyes and left to my room.

I jumped onto my bed with out looking and heard a crunchy noise. I stood up and saw a wrinkled up letter in the spot where I was sitting. It had the Malfoy seal on it this time instead of the JBL seal. I opened it quickly curios to see what my job was.

Granger,

Or should I say Hermione. I have thought this over a lot and I think that you are fit for the part. I want to tell you in person what you have to do and I hope you agree to do it. But either way you sort of have to do it. I recommend for you to start packing evrey thing that you will need for a month long stay. Meet me at the 3 broomsticks, say around 2:30.

Draco Malfoy

Why did he call me Hermione? It's usually Granger, mudblood or some other insult. And why pack? Oo-Oo-Oo, I know! I'm going to go on a business trip with him. "Yeah I'm special!" I chanted and jumped around. I stopped. Rewind! Am I happy cause I'm going to go on a trip with Malfoy? OMG! That's just gross! Just forget that you ever thought that. I looked down at my watch it was 1:55. I better get ready now if I'm going to stop by at Fred and George's shop to buy Ron a thank you gift for paying the rent this month.

I went into the bathroom and came out wearing that out fit that Ron had spewed soup on and the same pair of boots. After I did evrey thing I went to tell Ron that I was leaving. "Ron! I'm leaving!" I yelled as I grabbed my purse and apparted to Weasley Wizard Wheezes.

"Fred? George!?" I called out looking for the two.

"Mione, is that you? I'll be right there," yelled one of the twins. You could hear them talking to someone in the back, I so wanted to go and see what they were doing but then I heard a high pitched girly scream, now I had to go. I opened the door in the back to Fred and George's office. As soon as I opened it I tripped over something but someone caught me. He had his arms around my waist, it felt like I was all cuddled up in a warm blanket and I was so close to falling asleep. This reminded me of the time I fell asleep on that patient at St. Mungos.

"Thank you" I said snapping back to reality and stood up properly, expecting to see Fred or George... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" It was MALFOY!

"Calm down Granger!" yelled Malfoy over my scream. Calm down? How the heck am I suppose to calm down when I just practically fell asleep on Malfoy!?

"Eww-eww-eww-ewwwwwww, I touched you!" I yelled wiping my arms on Fred and George. "Don't –ever-touch-me-again!"

"Then what do I do? Just let you fall on me?" he said. I squeaked and gave him a questioned/surprised look.

"Um, sorry?" I said to Malfoy trying to make it sound sarcastic but it soooo didn't work. I quickly turned around to the twins so I could change the subject. "Um, Fred George, what is that-that thing doing here talking to you?" I asked pointing at Malfoy

"Oh he's strictly here for business." Said who I believe was George.

"Oh," I said and nodded slowly. "What kind of business would this be?"

"Weasley here is asking for permission to jinx some of my clothes and sell it in their shop." Said Malfoy. I nodded, and then I noticed some thing.

"Do any of you know what I tripped over?" I asked

"Oh yeah, we put a spell on the door; if you not supposed to be going in there you trip when you open the door." replied one of the twins. I again nodded. To me it seemed like I was nodding a lot lately. I looked down at my watch; it was already 2:34. Crap I'm late to meet Malfoy. Stupid he's right over here so he's late too. Maybe if I get there first , he'll be more late than I will. But I should let him know so I don't go there and forgets about it and I'm alone.

"Malfoy we're late."

"For what?"

"Remember you're supposed to meet me at the three broomsticks." I said

"Oh yeah you're right." He said and then turned around to the twins, "I'll sign the contract when I come back later." And he just lifted his wand and apparted. Crap he got there first! I too raised my wand and apparted to the 3 broomsticks.

I saw Malfoy motioning me to a table in the back. I walked over and sat down. "So, what's my job?" I asked

"Well you see it's not really a job. But don't worry I'm still going to pay you. It's the only way you will actually do it." He said. I nodded and started to worry what it was ,if money was the only thing that was going to make me do it.

"Just get to the point Malfoy." I said

"Okay I'll try, well my mother is coming over tomorrow"

"Um, Malfoy that's not the point." I said

"I know Granger, just shut up and let me talk" he said, I nodded in response. "Well my mother is coming over"-

"We already have that accomplished. No need to say it over again." I said cracking a little smile.

"Just shut up!" he said raising his voice slightly. "Well my mother is coming over," he stopped and looked up at me. I couldn't help it I had to giggle. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing." I said stifling my giggles.

"Ok, my mother is coming over and"-

"We already know that Malfoy." I said smiling

"ARGHHHHH! I know that you know that my toilet, I mean potty, arghhhh, my mother is coming over! So just let me talk alrighty?" he said angrily. It's pretty weird to know that Malfoy can get his mother and toilets mixed up. "Ok, my mother is coming over and," he stopped and looked at me and smiled for some reason. It wasn't that hideous smirk that made his face look all crunched up, but a real smile. I just sat there with a big toothy smile pasted on my face. Inside I was actually laughing like hell because the fact that Malfoy can mix his mother and toilets up and thought that I would intrude evrey time he said that line. To be true I was being very childish. "Well I promised my toilet, I mean mother that she could meet my fiancée when she comes to my house tomorrow."

"And you are telling me this why?" I asked

"You know Cindy?" he asked, I nodded. "Well we used to be engaged and she broke up with me right after I called my mommy and told her that she can come over and meet Cindy. I mean I didn't even do any thing." He said, his eyes watering up a little bit. But that wasn't going to stop me.

"Yet again why are you telling me this." I asked, "just get to the point!"

"Fine I will!" he yelled then mumbled something. It wasn't that loud or clear but it was loud and clear enough for me to hear.

"I HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!!!??" I yelled, slamming my hands on the table so hard that it made the condiments shake. Eww! I was so not going to do that it was grosser than shoveling cow crap! But then I remembered the letter; it said that it didn't matter what I wanted or not I had to do it. I looked at Malfoy; he had a VERY desperate look on his face. Oh, I hate it when I give in easily but I was doing this out of pity. "Fine I'll do it but try not to touch me much." And with that I left.

A/n: there it is the 6th chappie hope you liked it. Review and tell. You know that it took me 3 days to type this! Any ways I'm thinking about changing the title. It's either Why do I work for you? or Is this even work? It's up to you, tell me in your review. Talking about reviews I got one review when I was like done typing the story so I posted it here.

Spykigurl: I'm sorry for sticking you down here but I'm too lazy to go back all the way up and put it there. Any ways this chappie should sort of explain the change in Draco's mood.

Okay that's it please review! -tuttles! frifri