Chapter 8: Ends with a buttay pinch
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A/n: I am very sorry for the long update. The national democratic convention threw me off for a while cause I enjoy politics. I know that's weird but it's very interesting. Any ways here is the next chapter, I know that it's pretty short for a regular chappie but I couldn't get it any longer. But first the reviews, by the way where are kt and chamorro? And I'm getting fewer reviews, why?
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After trying 3 times I finally apparted to malfoys apartment. Thank God I hadn't misplaced any body parts. It was dangerous and harder to appart to a place that you didn't know than a place that you did. I found Malfoy sitting on a green couch in what, I guessed was his living room reading the witch weekly. The witch weekly? That's just weird, but he's probably reading that article on him. God does he have a big ego!
"What took you so long?" he asked finally noticing me and stuffing the magazine under the cushion he was sitting on. He stood up and used a spell to put away my bags.
"Couldn't find the place. You know first time apparting here." I stated
"Well, why didn't you floo?" he asked motioning me to sit down next to him. I sat down with out hesitation.
"I don't like getting all dusty." I said in response. He nodded at slipped his arm around my waist. I instantly turned and looked at him. "What the freak are you doing?" I asked him trying to be calm.
"Well we're going to have to make it look real, right? And my mother is going to be here in like 30 mins and we need to get as comfortable as possible with each other." he said and I nodded.
"Then I should call you Draco or drakie and you should start calling me Cindy." I stated.
"No need for calling you Cindy. You see I never told mum her name I just described her and said that she was my secretary." He said. I again nodded. Is it me or am I nodding a lot.
"So how did we meet?" I asked and looked at him. Lord he was hot! BAD HERMIONE! Now let's calmly rephrase that; Lord is he Pale and ugly! Much better.
"Well me and Cindy actually meet at work. I hired her as my secretary. Talking about that she also quit her job so you have to take that spot now." He said. Yes! I have an actual job. At lest partly. "Well we can probably meet at work too but we knew each other at school and I tormented you"
"Which is completely true." I said stopping him
"Well it has to be. Practically evrey body knows who you are. You were potter's right hand women! For crying out loud. So evrey thing is what it really is well until you started to work for me. Then we slowly put aside our differences."
"Like that would ever happen." I interrupted.
"What is it with you and stopping me when I talk?" he said. I shrugged. " Any ways then we got along and sort off started to fall for each other. Then we went out and I purposed. And now we're here." He finished. That would make a pretty good love story. He should think about writing a book.
"Okay that sounds pretty good." I said. "So how about a small tour of the apartment." I asked, "I would like to know where evrey thing is."
"Good idea, well right now were in my living room. Over there is the dinning room and next to it is my kitchen." He said pointing behind the green couch we were sitting on where there was a dinning table and sure enough next to it was a rather messy kitchen. "And over there, in that hallway is my room, a guest room and a full bath. That guest room is going to be yours." He said pointing at a hallway that started next to the kitchen. "And that hallway over there by the front door has my study and another guest room. And that's about it."
"Well I thought it would be a little bigger so it could satisfy your enlarged ego." I said plainly
"Don't get me wrong but I can't really keep a bigger place clean I mean look at my kitchen. So I stuck with this." He said
"How long is your mother staying or should I say toilet staying?" I asked slightly stretching on toilet.
"Oh would you shut up about that. It's hard to grow out of old habits, you know." He said. That just freaked me out, how is calling your mom toilet ever an old habit? Ooookaya. "Well I think she's staying about a month or something, you know she's been really lonely in the big mansion ever since bathtub, I mean father past away. So shes staying here for a while." He said. I nodded and noticed that he just called his dad a bathtub. So does he call evrey member of his family something that's in a bathroom? I then tried to move a bit but then noticed that Malfoy's arm was still around me. It felt really awkward and like his arm was burning a circle around my waist. I got my free arm that wasn't squished against him and pinched his arm. "Oww! What was that for?" he yelled jerking his arm away.
"That's better." I said and scooted away from him. "So, why don't you just tell her that she broke up with you?" I asked him.
"I tried but I just can't. She's wanted me to get married for a long time and when we were engaged she was really happy and she practically forgot about father's death. And I don't want her to be upset." He said
"You can at least try. You're torturing me and you just for the happiness of your mother. Don't you rather have 2 people happy than 1 person happy?" I snapped at him.
"Yeah I know, but I really don't wanna get her sad. You know what? Just drop it." He said
"Fine so, where is my room?" I asked standing up
"Find it your self Hermione." He said and went to the kitchen. Okay fine, I'll find it by my self! I already know where it is. The question is which door.
I walked into the hallway and found 3 doors one of them slightly ajar. I walked over and saw that it was the bathroom. I walked over to the door that was about a yard left of the bathroom and opened it. This must be malfoys room. The whole room was decorated in green and silver. The walls were covered with pictures of Malfoy and me. ME?! I turned on the light and walked closer and noticed that it was Cindy not me. God that's a relief! There was this one big picture that took up at least a quarter of the whole wall. It was done in black and white and had a picture of Cindy and Malfoy hugging and apparently it wasn't moving. What the heck is a muggle photo doing in the house of Draco Malfoy, pureblood Slytherin? That's just weird. I looked around more and noticed that none of the picture except one were only of Malfoy. They were either only Cindy or Cindy and Malfoy. That's weird I thought that he would have a house full of pictures of him, having the big ego he does. The one picture that was of him was a very little picture of him when he was I'm guessing 1 or some thing. He was sitting there in noting but diapers blowing spit bubbles and drooling. Very cute, don't understand why he grew up to be so ugly. Now he was blowing a big spit bubble then he started to giggle and jump up and down on his butt like a giggle freak and the bubble popped and he immediately stopped giggling and got all cross eyed and looked at his nose. I simply let out a small laugh, wouldn't wanna get caught snooping around in dragon butt's room. I left the room and went to the last room.
I came in and was immediately shocked. The room practically looked like my room at my apartment. Evrey thing was the same except a few pieces of furniture. This was unbelievable! "Like it?" I turned around and saw Malfoy standing at the door.
"Like it? I love it! It looks just like my room at home. Who did it?" I asked
"Cindy used to live here with me, she did it. This was her room. In my opinion it's just ugly." He said. I gave him an are-you-crazy look. How could someone never like this room? I looked at him and noticed something; I didn't know even if he ever liked her. Okay what I'm about to say is weird and stupid. Oh I feel so stupid. Just shut –up! How do I talk if I shut-up? Oh! Just shut-up and talk! Huh? Ok, breathe in and out, okay.
"Um, Malfoy, did you ever really like her, I mean Cindy?" I asked with my breath held in the whole time.
"Like, like? I loved her. Why do you think I was engaged to her? I don't even know why she left me. I mean all she said is that she didn't like the way that I treated some people and that I was a conceited sodding git with a thick head." He yelled. Lord did I feel SORRY for him. Really, really sorry, but you had to admit that Cindy was right. Don't see why she went with him any ways.
"DING-DONG!" the door rang
"Come on that must be mum." He said and dragged me to the door.
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"Are you ready?" he asked me as he slipped his arm around my waist with a strong grip practically squishing me against him. In response I gave him a squeak. He inhaled a big breath and opened the door. As he did this, his grip got stronger around my waist. It felt like some one had tied a rope around me waist and was pulling it until the rope snapped or until I snapped. I turned my head around and noticed that my hand was right below his waist, sort of near his butt. Eww, gross!
"Draco! Your Toilets here! Oh I missed you so much." Narcissa yelled and hugged her son; "oh you must be Draco's girlfriend. Oh my, aren't you Hermione Granger? Draco never told me that. Your better than I thought!" She turned around and squeezed Malfoys cheeks. "Good job Drakie, you finally got me a daughter in law." At this Malfoy tightened his grip around me. That's it! I smiled at Narcissa and didn't take my eyes of her. I popped my fingers behind his back and with all the energy I had I pinched his butt really hard. Instantly he grabbed his left butt cheek and his left leg and started hop around on one foot in circles. My smile changed into a broad grin.
"Oww-oww-owwy-owwy-owooo!" he screamed. Narcissa gave her son a what-the- heck-are-you-doing, look.
"What is he doing?" she asked me while she stared at Malfoy. My smile got even bigger.
"Oh, that thing? He made up a dance for you because he loves you so much." I said trying not to laugh.
"Oh Draco, I love you too!" she said and suffocated him while his hand was still on his butt cheek.
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