Chapter 9: Dinner out

Disclaimer: In a lifetime.

A/n: yeah I finally updated! I thought I would have to give up on this fic! I had a very big writer's block; it was practically eating away my brain. I couldn't think strait. Any ways I finally snapped out of it and I got the 9th chappie down. This sort of was supposed to be a short chapter but I couldn't stop writing, so it's like a medium size. It's not that long but it's long for a short chapter.

IMPORTANT MUST READ: okay this takes place December 1 so that means that about 20 days has past since the last chapter. So they've been living together for 20 days. I wasn't going to go and write all those event less chapters for no freakin reason. Yeah some stuff did happen in between November 8th and December 1st but I'll tell you that stuff with flash backs, I think in the next chappie.

Now the reviews, I got quite a bit this chapter!

Sacagawea: I don't really know what to say to you, besides: please review! And update your story!

Kate-felton: yeah! You reviewed last chappie!

SlytherinRoyalty: well you get to find out why he calls his parents toilet and bathtub in this chappie.

Callie: yeah! I got a new reviewer! I hope you're a good and faithful one!

Ashlee: yeah, another new reviewer! This makes up for KT and Chamorro. Any ways you find out the whole toilet and bathtub thing this chapter.

Iluvwriting: yeah peoples think that this is funny! Please review!

Okay now the story!

I slid into the cushioned chair at the Restaurant that Draco had taken us to. He followed me and practically sat on me. I kicked his shin, you could hear him curse under his breath and he scooted away. Narcissa smiled and slid into the chair like sofa thing infront of us.

"You know, you two look wonderful together." She said beaming. She said this evrey day since she's been here. Next she's probably gonna say: have you thought of a marriage date yet? "Have you two thought of a day to get married yet?" am I physic or what?

"No mum, not yet." Said Malfoy or should I say Draco smirking and looking at me. And for some stupid reason I giggled and blushed. I couldn't really tell if I was acting or if it was fur real or if it was cause Draco's toilet asked this question evrey day and it was getting funny. Come on mind make up your mind. You mean make up your own mind, don't ask your mind to do it for you. But it's your mind that makes up your mind. What? Oh, just shut up and stop talking to your self! You know I still don't know why Draco calls parents toilet and bathtub. Okay Hermione put on your sweet and innocent face.

"Um, Mrs. Malfoy?" I said getting her attention smiling.

"Honey, didn't I tell you that you could call me Narcissa." She said smiling so brightly it felt like she was wearing a whole on me with it. I nodded and continued.

"Why does Draco call you toilet and Mr. Malfoy bathtub?" I asked and turned around and looked at Malfoy. He was starting to pale, if he weren't a Malfoy he'd probably be blushing, but Malfoys don't blush they pale. I smiled; this was going to be perfect blackmail. What do you know, this does benefit me besides money, now I also have blackmail material.

"What, Draco never told you?" she said, I started to listen intently. "Well it's the cutest reason. He started to call me toilet after we started to potty train him. First we thought it was weird, but then it turned out to be the cutest thing our little dwakie did!" said Narcissa still smiling but this time at little dwakie. I looked at him and started to laugh.

"You called your mother toilet because she potty trained you! Oh my God! I wonder what I could've done with that information while we were in school!" I laughed. "Let me guess, you called your dad bathtub because he gave you baths?" I said and he paled even more. Shut-up! I was right! This truly is perfect blackmail. He stood up.

"I'm leaving." He said and walked away. Obviously he doesn't like to be made fun of. Naturally I wouldn't give a damn for him but to make this look real, I stood up and followed him outside.

Outside

"What's wrong?" I asked him. Wow that was stupid in two ways. Number 1 I knew what pissed him off. Number 2 I'm really not supposed to care but it sounds like I do. "What is wittle Dwaco's big ego hurt?"

"Oh shut-up, you very well know that I don't like being embarrassed. And especially in public." He said sitting down on one of the steps. I sat down too.

"Of course I know that. Why else would I do it?" I said laughing, he softly elbowed me. "I've been practically living with you for like 3 weeks or something. I can tell what your about to say half the time. I can read your face so easily, it's freaking me out." I said and it was true, I knew him better than he knew himself.

"same here. Your more like Cindy than I thought. I might as well marry you." he said smirking and pushing me when he said you.

"Ewww! That's gross!" I said pushing him even harder. "Never in a MILLION years will I Hermione Anne Granger marry you Draco butthead Malfoy! I don't know to take that as a compliment or an insult." I said having the urge to lean on him. Nooooooooo hermione! What are you doing? Stop! NOOOOOOOOOOO! I gave in, I leaned on him. Ooo this feel good. Noticing what I did he put his arm around my waist and pulled me closer to him. Lord I feel like falling asleep! I like!

6 seconds pass...

what the freak am I doing! Am I leaning on Malfoy and enjoying it! And he seems to have his arm around me and enjoying it too! Wow good job Hermione, you finally figured that out. HEEEEEEELLLPP! I'M HAVING A NIGHTMARE AND I LIKE IT! The only time I ever lean on a guy is when I think he's hot or I like him! NO! I do not like him, you barely know him and he's Malfoy. I really need to talk to Ginny! She is an expert with this stuff. Stop thinking and do something! The only thing that came to mind was to:

"EEEEEE!" we both squeaked at the same time. Wow did Malfoy just squeak? That's a first. Any ways back to reality. I shook him off and stood up. " What do you think your doing!" I yelled. He stood up.

"No, what do you think you are doing?" he yelled back, "you're the one you leaned on me first!" Oh my God, he was right I did lean on him first. I stayed quite for awhile. Lord you gotta say something.

"Well then you put your arm around me and pulled me closer to you!" I yelled

"It felt like you were Cindy!" He yelled. Crap! He had an excuse, but it was a crappy one. What do I say? I can say that I was sleepy or something. No that's crappier than his excuse! It sounds s like a lie, but it is a lie. Oh God just say it!

"I was sleepy!" I yelled. There that was good enough.

"UH-U! How can you be sleepy at 6:30, you don't go to bed until 10:00. Liar, liar pants on fire!" he chanted

"NA-A, I not lying, you're lying!" I yelled, "How could you think I'm Cindy! You like me! Eww!"

"No I don't! You like me! I know I'm hot and sexy!" he yelled, "you just can't resist me!"

"No that's gross! I can't like you, it's against the laws of nature!" I yelled.

"Don't lie again! I know I got the looks. It's noting to be ashamed of." He said smirking. God I don't understand how he could be nice sometimes and so egocentric! It gets on my nerves! Okay I gotta do something don't just stand there thinking! I walked up to him and got in the position to kick him in the nuts. I was just about to when Narcissa came out with her old and annoying smile.

"Can you two lovebirds quick up, the foods here." She said and left. We calmed down and went back inside.

God when was this nightmare gonna end! I can't stand living with him any more! Yeah, it's not as bad as I thought it would be, he's changed a lot since school but he's still the same self-centered prat! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Okay this chapter would be over now, but just for the heck of it I'm gonna put in one of my favorite song. You may be thinking that , what the h-e-double hockey sticks does this song have to do with this fic. But you see I get loads of ideas off songs, so basically it has a lot to do with the fic. In a way it can sometimes give you a clue to what might happen next or some thing. (song removed)

A/n: soooooo how was it? Tell me in the review you have to send me. Those of you that aren't fanfic writers may think that we're all little review freaks. But you don't know how all those reviews make us feel. They make us feel wanted, special and heard and of course happy! So make me happy and send me a review! Please? Any ways try not to expect that much frequent updates, I'm getting back my life now that I lost during the summer and I'm more busy. But don't worry I always update my bio, so you can go there to get the 411. Okay I gotta go now and upload this chapter. Before I go I wanna know if ya'll want shorter chapter and faster updates or longer chapter and slower updates? Please tell!

-tuttles frifri

okay I'm writing this during the Qiuck edit. I just wanted to say that i'm sorry for the late update. I couldn't upload it ealier, I think the server was down. well there it is!