Chapter 13: cooking with Narcissa. NOT!

Disclaimer: peoples lets face it. None of us in this whole entire world owns Harry Potter except J.k. Rowling. Wow isn't she special? Out of the whole entire world, one little person that's not me owns it.

A/n: hey peoples! I am so sorry for the long wait for an update, but I lost this whole chapter, and the next one. Just today I found a part in my trash can. So that's what I'm typing up today, so there's no "Ron doesn't eat" in this chapter, or the second chance cause this is on like two pages of chapter 13 and there's like 3 more. This was a okay long chapter. well incase you forgot what was happening in this boring fic, because I took way to long to update, and you get stuff mixed up with other fics like I do, I'm gonna tell you some of the key thing that you need to know.

1) last chapter hermione had that talk with Ginny, and she said that she hould give him (draco) a second chance.

2) hermione leaned on draco in a few chapters back and doesn't know why she did it. but of course we all know why. this is a Draco Hermione humor/romance! if you don't then you have some issues, so fix it.

3) last chapter hermione told Ginny that she was gonna go and help narcissa prepare dinner.

okay that's all, if i didn't cover something, you'll have go over the other chappies and skim through them. and NO REVIEW RESPONSES in this chapter, I might put them in at the ending or post only the ones with questions and important things that need answers, but I just really wanna get this posted and read, and of course reviewed!

" Her mione dear, would you please hand me that pot?" asked Narcissa pointing at a pot on the floor that had fallen out from the cabinet that she was digging in. I nodded and bent down to pick it up but my big baggy, forest green sweatshirt, flopped down onto my face covering completely so i couldn't see. it obviously was too big. Narcissa noticed my struggle to get the pot and put on a concerned face. " hermione why don't you wear some nice clothes for change, and not those over large clothes that make you look like a big balloon?' I shrugged and continued chopping the potatoes that I had abandoned when i had to pick up the pot.

" I don't really like getting up and dressing up all that much; I don't need to impress anybody." I added in a few seconds later still concentrating on cooking and not looking at Narcissa.

"Hermione?"

"Hmmm?"

"lets go shopping!" I immediately dropped the knife on the cutting board and looked at her. "we can give you a full make over and everything!" She said sounding like a perky teenager. a evil perky teenager at that, it was more of a command than request.

" Huh? what about the food?" I asked pointing at all the stuff we were cooking.

" don't worry about the silly food dear! I'll call Draco and tell him to take us out to dinner, it's not a problem, don't worry." she said grabbing my arm and double apparting to Diagon alley, right in front of a JBL limited. I started to walk towards it but Narcissa yanked me towards " Tilly's gourmet gowns and dresses". I never liked that place.

As she dragged me into the torture chamber that supposedly was Heaven for "normal' females of the human race, a big puff of cool air conditioning hit my face. Wow muggle cooling, then I saw a rack of sweaters, and tried to walk towards it but Narcissa yanked my arm AGAIN, making it pop. she then dragged me over to a lady who was putting some party gowns on a rack and tapped her on her shoulder.

"Hmm?" said the lady and turned around, and her expression changed dramatically from I-wanna-go-home-and-put-my-feet-on-the-table to Oh-my-gosh-it's-you-I'm-so-surprised. "Narcy!!!"she yelled and flung her arms out and gave a Narcissa a big hug. "I haven't seen you in a while! What have you been up to?" She said smiling, "oh, and who is this?" She asked looking at me.

"Oh , this is hermione, Draco's fiance." Narcissa responded

" really?! the little draco who used to sleep with that little yellow blanket? the one that used to climb up in my lap and fall asleep while sucking on his thumb?!" she said shockingly. Narcissa smiled and nodded. " wow they grow up so fast!"

" I know! but anyways Rosa, we're here to give hermione a whole makeover!" Narcissa said.

" well, she NEEDS a makeover! and let me guess, you want me to help, right?" Narcissa nodded and got this look in her eyes that spelled out trouble. I was done. I had no more power. Narcissa and her best friend here are gonna torture me with girly stuff! ahhhhh!

A/n: i decided to put in the review responses anyways cause i only like 5 or something reviews last chapter which is very depressing. and it shouldn't take that long to type. next chapter you get to see what they do to hermione, and all the other that couldn't happen in this chapter cuz I lost it. please review! it means a whole lot to me! if you want to know what happens you better review then! and I think i should up to 100 review this chapter, so please leave your full e-mail address if you want the next chapter in advance. that includes the ending like " or " because I can't send it with out the ending you know. well here are the reviews:

charity: thank the lord you finally reviewed! I've been begging you everyday at school. and you finally did it. and if you start typing the stories that you have, you'll get better at typing and it won't bother you so much. cuz you'll be used to it, like me.

Lewisa : hey! I'm so glad you like the last chapter, i thought it sucked cause barely anybody reviewed. you know I still sing that song to annoy him at school. it really gets Terry pissed at me. and then he won't let me copy his work. but if he doesn't let me copy his work I don't let him copy my work. we take turns being lazy, and copying each others work basically. you weren't the 100th reviewer last chappie but you be this one.

overXposed: to bad you didn't get to see Narcissa cook, but let me assure you if she did cook it would be a complete disaster. I really hope it lets you review this chappie!

sassy-diva2004 : by your review it didn't seem like you liked the last chapter. but anyways please review!! more review more update!

SltherinRoyalty : you know actually Terry did throw stuff at me. and boy did it hurt, when I got him extra pissed off. and you know I'm gonna try suing that "spiking pumpkin juice thing" in the next chapter, when I find it. I know that chapter was useless, but it was a part of the chapter before it and didn't have time to post it all together. and you know i have loads of fun reading your review so please review for this chappie, cuz I wanna have some fun reading it.

sacagawea : aren't you happy I found the chapter?! any ways I am so sorry that you didn't get to see Narcissa cook or ron not eat, but it's coming up. please review!

okie-dokie that's all folks the only other thing you have to do is REVIEW!!! REVIEW LIKE MAD!!

-frifri