M: I'm not quite sure, but I think parts of this chapter are on the border of an R rating. Just warning you. 'Let's Get It On' belongs to Marvin Gaye.

Shadow0015: Debbie was based off a saleswoman who wouldn't stop bothering my older sister when she went shopping. I over exaggerated a bit considering I wasn't there when my sister went but oh well. Ana's thoughts were based off of what I was thinking at that age. Most mortifying experience. Ever. 'Blossomed.' That is a great term for that:D

Guan: Because we females are highly sensitive about our breasts at that age. -)

Chapter Ten

AJ and Ana walked into the kitchen. Nathyrra looked up from the knife she was sharpening. "Hello." she greeted.

"How was school?" asked Ano.

"It was okay." Ana told them.

AJ pulled out a slip of paper and placed it on the table. "We need you both to sign this." He said to his parents.

Anotalex scanned the paper. His eyes widened when he saw what it was. "Go to your rooms." He said quickly.

"But-"

"NOW!"

The twins blinked and ran off.

Nathyrra waited until she was sure the ten-year-olds were upstairs before speaking to her husband. "What was that all about?"

He handed her the permission slip. Nathyrra read through it and her eyes bulged as well. "It's time already!"

"Apparently so." Ano replied.

Nathyrra sighed and rubbed her temples. "Oh gods."

"I know. I thought they didn't teach sex-ed until middle school."

Nathyrra stared at him. "Are you serious? My mother taught me when I was about Ana's age."

"Really?"

"Well, my sister, Zarra, told me everything and much more years before my mother spoke with me."

"How young were you?"

"You don't want to know."

"Oh." Ano frowned. "So…you'll talk to both of them?"

"Anotalex, I'll talk to Ana. YOU have to talk to AJ."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes! He's a boy; it's your job to explain it to him."

Ano ran his fingers through his hair. "I have no idea how I'm gonna do this."

"Well, how did you learn?" Nathyrra asked.

"Well, my father wasn't around to explain everything to me so my mother had me go to my Uncle Sarevok's house. He didn't want to explain it to me so he…Uh…" Ano suddenly turned bright red.

"What did he do?"

"I really don't wanna talk about it."

"Anotalex…" Nathyrra said sternly.

"Um…"

"Tell me!"

"Alright! Alright! He gave me a porn magazine and told me to go home and read it! Happy?"

Nathyrra stared at Ano. "Did you?"

"I went home. My mother asked me if Uncle Sarevok had explained everything. I said that he just gave me a magazine a showed it to her. She got really angry and went to Sarevok's house. The next day, I went back to my uncle's and he explained it to me. I noticed that his wrist was broken as he gave me the talk."

"I see…" Nathyrra stood up. "We should go speak with them; they're probably wondering why you sent them to their rooms."

-

Ano took a deep breath and opened the door to his son's room. AJ looked up at him. "Hey, Dad."

"Hey, buddy." Ano sat down next to his son.

"Hey, Dad."

"Listen I wanted to talk you about that permission slip."

"You mean the sex-ed one?"

"Yes." Ano paused for a minute before speaking again. "Do you know anything about the subject?"

"Well…I'm little bit worried about being a slut." (A/N: Quote from King of the Hill. Bobby is hilarious.)

"…why don't you just tell me everything you already know about sex. When you finish, I'll answer any questions you have and you can take notes." Ano pulled out a notepad and handed it to his son.

-

Nathyrra grimaced and walked into Ana's room. Her daughter looked at her as she came in. "Is Dad still mad?"

"Your father wasn't mad, he was just stressed." Nathyrra sat down on the end of Ana's bed and spoke to her, "Ana, I wanted to talk to you about the permission slip."

Ana nodded. "It's for some class called sex-ed…whatever that is."

"That's exactly what I was going to tell you about."

"Okay then, what's sex?" Ana asked bluntly.

"…Why don't I start by telling you about what's happening to you." She cleared her throat. "Do you remember when I took you shopping for bras?"

"Yes." Ana said bitterly.

"Well, that's only the beginning. You're going to grow hair in 'odd' places, grow taller, and other things. Its called puberty, which is basically the process of going from being a girl to a woman. You're even going to have a monthly 'visitor'."

"Who? Uncle Sarevok?"

"No. That's just an expression. I'm talking about your period."

"Huh?"

"When you get your period it means that biologically, you're a woman and are capable of having kids. It happens once a month. You'll get cramps, have mood swings, and bleed for five days."

"Bleed?" Ana asked fearfully.

"Don't worry. You're supposed to bleed. It's all part of the process."

"Bleed where?"

"Your privates." Nathyrra said flatly.

"How long does it last?"

"Well, for humans it lasts until they're fifty. You're half-drow an there's the matter of the Bhaal taint so I'm not quite sure how it will last for you. Hundreds of years most likely."

"When will I get it?"

"It's impossible to tell exactly when. Anytime from now until you're sixteen."

"How will I tell?"

"Your inner thighs will be covered in blood." Nathyrra said dryly. "The next thing I'm going to talk you about is pregnancy."

"Mom, I already know about that. I KNOW that me and AJ didn't come from a stork."

"Yes but that's only half of it." Nathyrra stood up. "I'll be right back." She slipped out of the room and came back a minute later holding a large book. Seeing Ana's quizzical expression Nathyrra said, "This will explain most of it. The rest you'll learn in sex-ed."

"Mom…that book is at least six-hundred pages long."

"Too bad, we're gonna sit here and read every page until you have it memorized down to the punctuation marks."

"Okay…"

-

A few hours later, Nathyrra put down the book. Ana had a rather disoriented expression on her face. She blinked. "Men use the bathroom with that." She stated.

"I know, Ana."

"Mom?"

"Yes?"

"Do you and Dad ever have sex anymore?"

Nathyrra was silent for a few minutes before saying, "I'm not going to answer that."

"Why not?"

"It's private." She stood up and walked towards the door. "Let's go see how your father and AJ are doing."

-

Nathyrra opened the door to AJ's room. Ano was listening to AJ with eager excitement and scribbling things down on the notepad.

"…So after that you just twist to the left." AJ declared.

"You can do that!" Ano cried and jotted down more notes.

Nathyrra coughed to make her presence known. Ano looked up at his wife. "I don't think there's anything left to discuss, AJ. Go away so I can talk to your mother."

"But it's my room-"

"Go."

Grumbling something about invasion of personal space, AJ left the room.

Nathyrra sat down beside Ano. "So how did it go?"

"Not to bad. There wasn't really anything I could teach him. In truth, I learned some new things."

"Lucky you. Ana was clueless."

"She was?"

"Don't worry; she'll back to normal by tomorrow."

"That's good."

-

The next day, Ana and AJ sat in their class. Ana's friend, Halieth, whispered to her, "What do you they're gonna talk about."

"Sex." Ana said flatly.

Hali glared at her. "I know that. What I meant was, what do you think they're gonna say?"

"Dunno."

Resotyr was speaking to AJ. "This is a waste of time."

AJ nodded.

Their teacher, Ms. Blake, glared at the class. "Alright you little maggots, shut up and watch the damn portalvid." She turned the viewing screen on then sat down and lit up a smoking object. AJ wasn't quite sure, but he thought she was smoking marijuana.

"Ms. Blake lit up a joint again." Res muttered.

"I know." AJ mumbled back.

An overly made-up woman appeared on the screen. She grinned. "Looking for a good time? I'll show you one."

To the class's shock, the woman started to unbutton her blouse. Ms. Blake walked over to the screen and turned it off. "Shit. I put in the wrong portalvid. That was the porn I rented for today after school in the teacher's lounge." She put the actual tape in and went back to her desk.

A man appeared on the viewing screen. He began to describe the details of puberty and sex by following the life of a dating couple. "Danny and Donna started dating in high school. They went to the park, the swimming pool, a massive drug bust at the local daycare, and various other wholesome activities. But they never ruined their fun by giving into their raging hormonal urges, except for Danny who was caught…" at that moment the volume went off. Everyone looked at Ms. Blake. "Son of a bitch." She muttered when she saw that she had accidentally sat on the mute button of the remote. She turned the mute button off. "…with a photo of Donna. Then the big day came, Danny and Donna got married. That night came the honeymoon."

A rather 'interesting' song started playing.

I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
Let's get it on
Ah, baby, let's get it on

"EWWW! OH MY GODS!" The kids shouted.

Ms. Blake took another puff of her pot. "She's faking it."

Kenny, the most paranoid student in the class, stood up. He pointed at Donna. "That moaning woman will devour us all!" He screamed and ran out of the room.

"Don't worry; he'll be back before the authorities conduct any investigations." Ms. Blake assured everyone.

When the film ended, Ms. Blake turned it off. "There you have it. Any questions?"

One boy raised his hand. "Why don't you live with Mr. Blake anymore?"

"Because Mr. Blake decided that he wanted to screw some bitch from Waterdeep and run off with her." She shook her head. "Alright, get out of here you little jackasses. I'm gonna get boozed with the janitor."

The kids ran out of the room.

Authoress: I swear I didn't mean for it to turn out this crazy. It all started with the pot-smoking teacher and it all went downhill from there.