Chapter 17: What a piece of chicken can do and raw fish in action!
Disclaimer: Jo said no
A/n: I know it's been a while again since I've updated this fic, but the length of this chapter will make up for it!! It's the longest i've written in a while.And not to mention the well writteness of it!! And it's rather funny too. Well if you think it's funny. I do. But it's not fall on the floor funny, but it's funny. Well I had a hard time choosing the title of this chapter; it was either "Raw fish in action" or "What a piece of chicken can do". As you can see, I put both of them together. Well THIS IS IMPORTANT IF YOU ARE AND REVIEW RESPONSE FREAK: I'm not doing responses this chapter, I may do'em at the end. I really want to get the chapter typed.
Oh-my-gosh! Oh-my-gosh! What if I ruin it infront of Draco! I sweating like I'm a waterfall!! I don't want to be all musty!
Hermione! What is wrong with you! Stop acting like you like him!
Hermione number 2, your right. There is no reason to freak. Just calm down. Breathe in. Out. Good, now say: 'HI Draco.'
"Bye Draco." Is what I said instead and walked away.
Draco's POV
I sat there at the table thinking about Cindy. How could she leave me!?!?
God damn it Draco! It's been like two months. Forget about her!
You're right, she's old news. Anyway, I could get any girl I want easily. But who? No one can replace Cindy.
How about that Hermione you're always talking about? She seems just like her. Perfect replacement.
WHAT?! HELL-NO!
Why not?
Because well, um…-
"Oh Hermione! There's Draco-!" I turned around as I heard the perky but loving voice of my mother. She said more but it was all blocked out by this awfully tall waiter yelling something. But there is one thing that I don't get. Why is Cindy standing next to mytoilet?
You bafoon! That's not Cindy, it's your beloved Hermione.
Shut-up! Hermione is not beloved in any way!
Yes she is.
No she isn't!
Yes she is.
La-la-la-la. Ignoring!!
I squinted my eyes and noticed that it was Hermione, she looked… very different? She would've of looked like Cindy when we went to that ball. She had looked absolutely elegant! But since Hermione looks like that she just got hit by a petrifying spell… NOPE! Yep, still the same old Hermione. But…but… but more… I don't know. I need a thesaurus. Elegant won't fit. Not perfect. Not beautiful. Don't get me wrong she was pretty.
Oo, It feels weird saying that.
To tell the truth, she wasn't more anything. She was less of something. I didn't really like that. It seemed awkward that she was different.
" Bye Draco." Hermione saidand started to walk away. Mum, immediately grabbed her and shoved her onto me.
"A-."
Hermione POV
Narcissa grabbed my hand the instant I started to walk away and she pushed me onto Draco.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!" I squealed
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!" yelled Draco
We collided
LATER…
" Draco, would you pass me the rice?" Narcissa asked Draco. He nodded and handed her the rice. "Thanks." She said in response.
I slightly bent my head down to transfer the soup on my spoon into my mouth, when a big chunk of bush fell down from behind me ear and KAPUT! Right into my soup. Draco snorted and stifled a laugh .
"WHAT!?"
"Nothing." He said when I gave him a venomous look.
Stupid Narcissa just had to push me on him, It ruined my hair and evrey thing! So much for the whole makeover. My hair was a mess and my makeup was all smudged because a stupid absent-minded waiter tripped over us while we were on the floor and spilled a whole bunch of soda on us. And the stupid absent-minded waiter being extremely tall landed on the table infront of him. Which caused the people at the table to go wacko and run around knocking down crap evrey where. Then Narcissa finished it off with a little "Oops!"
I currently have two ice cubes in my bra. Which are starting to melt and show through my dress. And I also have a large amount of rice and peas in there, which the lady at the table sent flying through the air. And it just had to land on my chest. Worst of all I'm all sticky because of the soda. Evrey time I move I make a fart like sound against the plastic of the seat , because I'm sticky. Which results in little immature children starring at me and giggling. But I didn't look as bad as Draco.
His soft blond hair was hard and sticking up evrey where because the soda had went in and acted as natural gel. There was pea in his ear, which I could only see and chose not to tell him about. His clothes were all wrinkled up with a few dark grease spots here and there. And not to mention that the rice was sticking to him. What topped off the look was that he was continuously grinning at me because the state that I was in currently. It looked like that he liked it. But Mr. When he sees a mirror he won't be the one grinning anymore.
Draco POV
I looked at Hermione and grinned. I tried to hide it but it wouldn't work. She looked normal, after that incident mum just caused. Except a little bit more like her. I know that I'm all sticky and messed up looking but I can't help but stare at her, with her hair poofed out and food all over. The only thing I could feel on me was something gooey and round in my ear but I chose to ignore it. Then she bent down to eat some chicken. And BABUSH! Her hair was in her soup. I tried not to laugh and let out a snort instead.
How un-malfoyish.
She gave me evil looked. But I kept on grinning and staring at her.
Oh, so she's not beloved in anyway?
Shut-up
Right.
Back to Hermione's POV
I looked at Narcissa. Who was beaming at us like she'd done something good and hadn't almost caused the whole restaurant to burn down.The fire was put out by raw fish that a cook had brought out in hand when he heard chaos erupting outside the kitchen doors.
"You two look lovely together!" she said flashing her perfectly white teeth. "Have you two thought of a day to get married yet."
I told you. evrey day.
And how could we look "lovely" together when we both looked like trash? This woman is truly insane to the bone.
"No mum not yet. But we were thinking sometime next year." Draco said.
When did we agree on that?
" Oh! You know that just reminded me of Donna and Joe! They're getting married next year too! You guys could have a double wedding! That would be absolutely perfect! I'll plan the whole thing! I can imagine it now! Hermione in a flowy turquoise gown and Donna in an exquisite green gown-!" I looked at Draco. This was all his fault! No girl wants to imagine herself getting married in a frilly turquoise gown! I want a beautiful creamy white gown that flows and with little roses! With whole bunch of gardenias evrey where.
" This is all your fault." I whispered only so Draco would hear. Narcissa just rambled on-and-on about a wedding nightmare.
"What? What did I do? What ever it is, it's not my fault."
"yes it is." I whispered back and lightly kicked him in the shin.
"No, it's not." He also kicked me.
"Yes, it is!" I said and kicked harder
"No, it's not!" he kicked harder than me.
"YES IT IS!!" I stood up and kicked him with all my strength.
"SHIT!!!" He yelled in pain and fell on the floor. Coincidentally, that stupid absent-minded waiter just happened to walk by whistling and push me.
I went flying into the air and WUMPH! I'm on Draco again. And all through this Narcissa is still rambling!
" I'm so sorry ma'am!" yelled the waiter and offered a hand. But I ignored him, I really don't want get up. He looked so cute wincing in pain and all. He had this sort of warmth to him. Warmer than the restaurant. Warmer than being cuddled in a blanket by the fire. Warmer than anything. It's completely different.
Snap out of it Hermione!!
I kicked him one more time.
" Yes, it is." And I stood up and resumed eating He got up too and went back to eating also. And Narcissa was still rambling.
"Mum. Mum?? MUM!" Draco yelled trying to get his mother's attention.
" Oh! I'm so sorry! Did o carry on too long?"
My ass, too long!
" No, No! It's all right. It's a complete joy to hear about my future wedding. I really do hope that you plan it." I said sweetly. Draco looked at me wide eyed.
" Well, I really do hope that I plan it. Anyway, Draco, have you told Hermione about next week?" Narcissa asked.
" Hu?" I said and a piece of chicken fell out of my mouth and right into my bra after in rolled down the top of my chest. I ignored it and said, " What about next week?" Draco ignored me and seemed particularly interested in the piece of chicken that just fell. He stood up and looked down my chest. "What. Are. You. Doing?" I said calmly, but ready to smack the living day light out of him.
"Looking." He responded.
"At what?"
" A piece of chicken, some rice, and two other things." He smirked.
I smacked evrey part of him that was smackable in public.
Narcissa looked appalled at her son's behavior.
" Oww!!" he yelled , rubbing evrey part of him that was smackable in public. He sat back down.
" You perverted freak!!" I yelled.
" Gee-gosh! I'm sorry. Didn't have to hit me that hard."
" You better be sorry. Well, what about next week now?" I said getting back on subject. He seemed rather relieved that we weren't on that other one anymore. Most likely because his mother was sitting right there and giving him "the" look. He tried really hard to look away from her, and it was working.
" Forgot to tell you. We're having our yearly family reunion next week and my cousin Kathelien's house." He said.
" So that means I have to go too, right?"
He nodded.
Words can't explain what's going through my head right now. But maybe one word can : Malfoys.
Worst of all , to night when I change my clothes, there probably will be a large amount of food coming out my bra.
A/n: I hope you were pleased by the length of this chapter. I worked rather hard on it and tried to use big words. but yet, i'm not satisfed. but I swear you will eventually start getting better qaulity chapters , like you used.Well please Review!! I'm sorry no review responses this chappie, but if you really want a review response tell me in your review and I'll send you one. Make sure you put your e-mail address in the e-mail address blank below the place where you put in your name or else it won't show up properly. REVIEW!!!!
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