Chapter 18: Tickle till Ya Sleep

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That just proved my point.

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WELL, here's the 18th chappie!

Ooooooooo! He is SO soft and warm!

Can't. Stop. Kissing!

Lord, is he cute!

And he smells like berries!

He looks even cuter all ruffled up.

He's such a good kisser!

Time for a nice kiss on the mouth!

Snap-it! He bit me.

Oh-well.

One more kiss!

" Hermione put the poor bird down."

I stopped kissing star, who was practically suffocating from all my kissing, but you can't blame him. He is the cutest little budgie in the world, yes he is! I looked at Draco, who was trying to fix his one side of head that was ruffled up. Why was it ruffled up you ask? Because all the girls gave him a makeover. Half his head was crimped and sticking straight out .The other half contained galloping horse clips and hopping bunny barrettes. Not to mention the pink and purple highlights. He grabbed his bottle of gel, emptied the contents on his head and smothered it around, trying to make it as flat as possible. I just stared at him with interest while poor Star flew back to his cage to Skye.

"What are you looking at?" He snapped at me when he noticed that I was looking at him.

"Nothing." I simply replied, and went back to unpacking. Draco furiously banged his hand against his head, trying to flatten it, but came out flat. Not literally.

"Hermione?" He said getting my attention.

"What?"

"Help." I looked up at him; he looked really pissed and desperate. I stood up and walked over to him by the mirror.

"How?" I asked once I got there.

"Fix it!"

"How?" I said again. Wow, was I in an apathetic mood.

" I don't know, you are supposed to be the smartest witch in our year!" He said chaotically.

" Come-on! Look at my hair! I don't think that I can fix your hair when I can't even CONTROL my hair."

"I guess you're right." He resigned, " I should've never even let them give me a make over...How do you get this lipstick off?"

"I don't know, I don't use lipstick." I said blandly and fell backwards onto the soft bed. I was exhausted and the cool bed wasn't helping. Draco turned around and probably noticed the one bed in the room was taken because he frowned.

" Where do I sleep?" He asked.

"I don't know... the bathtub?" I mumbled, practically asleep.

"WHAT?" He yelled, waking me up, " A man of my standards can not sleep in the bathtub! They just had to give us one bed; there is no way in hell that I'll sleep ever sleep in the same bed as a woman that wears teddy bear pajamas to bed!"

A few seconds passed and then realization hit me like how Ron hits me with his teddy bear when he's pissed. - "So, if I weren't wearing my favorite Teddy Bear Man Pj's, you'd get in bed with me?" I asked with curiosity, and boy was I gonna smack my self later for asking him that because you won't believe what he did next...HE RAISED HIS FREAKI'N EYEBROW! Whoop-dee-doo. Now he's gonna be in one of those I-know-I'm-sexy-get in-bed-with-me-no-I'm-just-being-conceited moods. Gah might as well play along. Nothing better to do.

How 'bout sleeping?

I can do that later.

"Oh Mione, I knew you'd ask me that. You'll do anything to get in bed with me won't you? I'm just so hot."

"I know! You're just sooo sexy!" I said and pushed him onto the bed and sat on him. His face twisted into a horrified look.

" You're sick." He said and tried to push me off him.

" You started it." I said and actually laid down on top of him. My goal: Suffocate him. He started to flail his arms around and struggled to push me off him.

"You're so bloody heavy Granger! Get off me!" He mumbled through my hair. I just laughed evilly.

" Oh, I don't want to get off of you. You're just so damn sexy and magnetic to get off of."

" I'm not playing Hermione!"

"I'm not playing either Draco." I said and giggled. All of a sudden he stopped struggling and snaked his arms around my waist , sending chills up my spine.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed and laughed at the same time when I felt his arms. He grabbed me and flipped us over to where he was on top of me.

Damn it. My plan backfired , now he's gonna torture me. And dang , I'm too close to him, I can smell his breath. Thank God he just brushed his teeth. God knows what it would've smelled like if he hadn't.

" Get off of me Draco!" I yelled , trying to get out , but his grip was too strong. But then again he wasn't smashing me with his grip , it was just right.

"I don't want. Your just to damn sexy and magnetic." He said, mimicking me.

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME NOW!" I yelled uselessly.

(cue awkward silence)

"Hermione?" He said , but didn't wait for a response. He grinned and then said , " are you...TICKLISH!" And he started tickling me. I just exploded.

"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-E-E-E-E !" I tried to tickle him back but he won't let me.

Finally he gave up and I attacked him , and he attacked me back.

"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-!"

"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-!" I clutched my stomach and managed to tickle him more.

30 min later ...

" Tickle-Tickle." I said sleepily and lightly tickled him across the bed.

"Tickle-Tickle." He said , did the same thing as me , and then closed his eyes.

3:45 A.M.

"Hmmm..." I cuddled more into whatever that thing that smelled good and was keeping me warm , was.

5:46 A.M.

The thing pulled me closer to it and buried its head into my hair. I scooted more into it.

9:00 A.M.

... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

A/n: HA! finally I got on the computer. My parents forgot to pay the stupid bill and they cut the electricity off yesterday just when I typed "A/n:". I was so close to uploading, but NOOOO you guys had to wait another day. Anyways , I hope this chapter was good , tell me how good it was in your review that you HAVE to send me. and just to get you all perked up about me updating ; I already wrote the next SUPER LONG chapter during my spare time with no electricity. Do you know how hard it is to take a shower in the dark? well , yeah, REVIEW!

okay , I just read over the chapter , and it's not that good. Is it? but don't worry , the goodness of the next chapter will make up for it. REVIEW!

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