The bold part is Ari's doing. Regular print is me.We were stuck at a truck stop for 12 hours. You can't blame two writers with a notebook and a pencil.

Yugi Motou shook out his normally gelled up hair after his shower. It still didn't feel right, but he did have to fit it in his shako. With a sigh, he got his uniform together and went over to school.

It was finals. The Domino/ Chaparral High School Marching Band and Color Guard was getting ready to load the busses. They had to drive to get to a hotel, then get in uniform and drive longer to get to the competition in Northern California. Yugi picked up his mallets and shako, and walked into the bustling band room. Joey was the first to greet him.

"Hey Yug, you…" Joey paused in mid sentence, staring at Yugi. Without saying another word, he edged out of the room to Yugi's confused look.

"And I thought you could never look any stupider." Kaiba sneered, as Joey stepped out of the band room.

"Shut your butt, Rich-boy. And for your information it's 'more stupid.'"

"Yes, you are." Kaiba smirked and walked off.

"Why I oughta..You're lucky you're the Drum Major!" Joey called after him.

"Hey Joey!" Mai called walking over with her guard mask on. Joey jumped when he saw it.

"Geez Mai! Give a guy a heart attack, will ya!"

"We are doing Circa De Sole. It's supposed to be creepy clowns." Mai remarked a hand on her hip. "Can you braid?" Mai asked, handing him a hair tie.

"Heck no!" Joey said loudly, "Get one of your Guard girlies to do that." Mai sighed, and headed for the Guardroom to find someone who could braid. When she opened the door, she got a surprise.

"I am Bish-O-Man!!" Mai Shrieked at the top of her lungs, and who would blame her. Yami Merik jumped out of the Guardroom, wearing a feather boa, and spandex pants, brandishing a feather duster as a weapon.

"Did you hear something?" Yami Yugi asked his counter part as they were standing outside the school on the grass.

"No," Yugi shook his head.

"I am Bish-O-Man." Yami Merik yelled, busting through the doors to the band room.

"Holy sh- WTF are you doing here!?" Yugi yelled, nearly having a heart attack as everyone else came running and cornered him near the PAC.

"Everyone, quick grab him!" Kaiba yelled.

"But we're in uniform!" Mokuba protested, his long black hair tied clumsily back into a high ponytail and curled into a knot.

"Crap," Kaiba muttered "After the show, everyone beat up Merik."

"You cannot defeat Bish-O-Man!" Merik proclaimed, then started running around the room singing, yes singing. Singing a song that had almost everyone with their hands over their ears. "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gaaaay!"

"You're acting the part." Kaiba snapped. Merik ignored him.

"I feel stunning, and entrancing. Feel like running and dancing for JOY! Cause I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful BOY!" With those last words, he stopped running, threw his arms around Kaiba, gave him a hug, and a big wet kiss on the cheek, and ran off singing the 'I'm too Sexy' song.

Weeee for mee! Heehee

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