The one thing I hate about life is when you think everything has simmered down for a while and you only have to worry about pleasing your fiancee by getting an un-needed job, your fiancee gets kidnapped and you have to beat up Draco Malfoy and burn down his manor because he's a sissy that gets angry when you put his father in Azkaban.
Anyway, that's not the worst of it. Not only did I have to rescue Luna from the clutches of Malfoy Manor, almost kill Draco, burn down his manor accidentaly, and put Malfoy in jail, but he made her BLOODY STERILE! If you can't be kissed by a dementor for that I'll make it so that people that make other people sterile WILL get a dementor's kiss. And heaven help anyone who tries to stop me. He BLOODY RAPED HER! How could he! His father takes part in illegal activities and he goes to Azkaban because DUMBLEDORE -- NOT ME, DUMBLEDORE (bless him) captured him and put him there, and Malfoy blames me for it? Let him burn Dumbledore's remains -- let him dishonour his ashes by using its container as a spitoon -- but why did he have to make my finacee, the love of my life, sterile -- she wanted five children -- she won't get any of her own. If I ever get the chance to kill him, I won't hesitate.
