Nothing is quite as annoying as finally being rediscovered by the Daily Profit -- I mean Daily Prophet... Now patients are coming in with no injuries, I get guests at my door on the hour, and I have my picture in the newspaper with the headline "The Man Who Conquered Found Alive!" The article goes on to describe how I had not in fact married Hermione, (she's now the Minister's Cheif Assitant) but had married Luna, whom they go on to describe rather badly. They even say I'm still having an affair with Hermione!-- And don't worry, Luna knows I'm not that stupid.
After burning the newspaper with the old flame jinx, I wondered if I should cancel my subscription, but then I thought better of it: who knows what they might come up with next... I even came up with a great idea for an article in the Quibbler that would vindicate us. And if it were written by am "anonymous insider" people might actually listen... Luna already told me that she could still publish any article she wanted because her uncle's now the editor, and I'm going to start writing it right now.