The first things you see when you look at the sky at night are stars. The beings all around the universe see them. But the thing that you don't normally see is great, big writing stating a start of a story, scrawling up into infinity. Today's scrawl starts off like this;

STAR WARS

EPISODE UM SOMETIME BETWEEN I and II

The Republic, Is Not In Trouble

No Senators are being assonated

(First time for everything huh)

So let us go check up on our hero's

Anakin Moonwalker and Bobby-one Kenobi.

Bobby-One was sitting on his Lazy Boyz chair watching his favourite show 'Who dares wins' on the Holo Net.

" Oh my gods did the senator from glugomock really eat that Gungun's ear…EWWW."

Bobby-one really didn't have anything else to do. His young Paddy one and a half, Anakin was in his room doing his homework for his class at the Jedi Temple.

It had been a half-hour since the show first started, when young, 12-year-old Anakin walked in looking very confused.

"What is the problem my young Paddy one and a half?" asked Bobby-one.

"No nothing much, really." Answered Anakin

"Are you sure?"

"Yep…maybe…no!" Said Anakin frustrated

"Well then what's the problem?" Bobby-one inquired.

Anakin took a deep breath and made a face, which was mixed with frustration and self-doubt.

"Anakin you know you can tell or ask me anything."

"Yeah I know."

"Well good then" slight pause…

"Anakin SPIT IT OUT THEN." Bobby-one yelled.

"Gah, jeez Bob no need to shout." Complained Anakin

"Anakin would you stop stalling, and don't call me Bob."

"Yes master. Sorry Master. Well…ok I have a question on my sheet that I just don't quite get." Anakin said as he caved in.

"Oh is that all. What is the question then young one?" Bobby-one replied

"Bobby-one, Master, um what's sex?" Anakin asked

"Whoa! What! Anakin did you just ask me what sex is?" Exclaimed Bobby-one.

"That's what I said didn't I?" Anakin replied calmly

"Yes…well…um…you see young one." Stammered Bobby-one "don't they teach you this in your lessons?"

"Master if they did I would not be asking you would I?" Anakin stated "Master why is this so hard?"

"It's not Anakin, It's just…oh well here goes. My young paddy one and a half when a man and a women love each other very much…and, oh boy"

"Master now you're the one who's stalling" Bobby-one saw that Anakin was starting to get impatient.

So Bobby-one bit the bullet and told him. The after affect was very much apparent on the 12-year-olds face.

"And there you go Anakin, that's sex."

"Wow, um, ok. That was …great but master what do I put on my holo questionnaire Male, Female or other?" Anakin asked sheepishly.

"WHAT! Oh great mighty force, I'm getting to old for this… and I'm only 27!"

Disclaimer: The character's all belong to George Lucas and not me. No animals were hurt in the making of this story.