Varsity Drama
By: Haruka-chan
Chapter 2: WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!
"All right aahhh, yes it's nice to see all of you too, but now settle down," said the young teacher walking in.
Kagome glared at Inu-yasha who was beside her. Rin just waved at the teacher like she was a mindless ditz and Sango just pulled her chair in the fear that Miroku's hands would 'accidentally' go under the desk and grope her.
"Hello Rin, I saw you there" he said.
Rin smiled and sat down, while Sesshoumaru just looked at her as if she was stupid.
"This term I am disappointed to say that I will not be your teacher for this class, you real teacher is actually late so, I am here to cover for him" said the teacher.
The class busted out in awe and yeas.
"Yes, your emotion really moves me. For those of you who doesn't know me I am Mr. Himura, even though I will not be your teacher for this class, I do have some of you for Physics and Cal" he said.
"Now, I am going to let you socialize with each other even though this class doesn't seem to be filled with the most friendliest people" he said eyeing a group of guys glaring at each other.
Sango sighed "Great another goof ball of a teacher, who doesn't even show for class" she said.
"I know what the hell are we doing here then?" asked Rin leaning back on her chair.
"I assume it's because your here to learn" said Mr. Himura.
Rin nodded "I guess" she said.
"So your with stupid?" asked Mr. Himura reading the sign that was pointing at him.
Rin blushed and laughed as she switched the little sign so it pointed left and at Sesshoumaru. AN: it's those Velcro tees where you could change the letters and all
"So now it's him?" asked Mr. Himura.
"Oh my God you could tell him apart from a woman?" asked Rin.
Sesshoumaru let out a small growl.
Mr. Himura subsided his laughter.
"Be nice Rin," he said.
Rin nodded.
"So when is the next tournament Mr. Himura?" asked Kagome finally turning her attention away from Inu-yasha.
"Actually it's this Friday afternoon, Rin your coming right?" he asked.
"Yup! Wouldn't miss it for the world" she said.
"What tournament?" asked Miroku.
"Tennis match" said Sango.
"Yeah Mr. Himura is in charge of many of the sports clubs of the school" said Kagome.
"I remember you now, weren't you in that fencing match last term?" asked Mr. Himura looking towards Inu-yasha.
"Yeah I was" said Inu-yasha.
"That was a very good move, and you had good reflexes" said Mr. Himura.
"Maybe good reflexes but can't sing for shit" said Kagome.
"Would you stop it with that already!" yelled Inu-yasha.
"What it's the truth" said Kagome.
"Mr. Himura, what do you think I look more mature with my hair up or down?" asked a girl with long jet-black hair, she had dark brown eyes and looked like Kagome's twin. She was in a white tube top with a red mini skirt.
"I am not really good with hair Kikyou," said Mr. Himura.
"Hey why don't you ask Sesshoumaru, I bet he's great with hair!" said Rin.
Kikyou rolled her eyes, "I'll ask the real expert. Hey Yura, which way do I look sexier?" she asked.
"I think you should leave it down," said the weird chick Yura.
Rin giggled and Mr. Himura smiled.
"Hey Mr. Himura are you seeing anyone at the moment?" asked Kirara.
"No but I know you are" he said earning a glare from Shippou.
"I have a perfect girl in mind for you" said Kirara.
"I have a girl in mind also" said Mr. Himura.
"Really who is it?" asked Rin.
"I can't share my personal life with the student" he said.
"So how about we go out for coffee?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah were not student then" said Sango.
"I'll have to think about it" said Mr. Himura.
This went on for another 10 minutes before the door opened to reveal an old guy with big eyes, he had a beard coming down his chin, huge blade spot with some hair tied in the back.
"Looks like he's here" said Mr. Himura.
"Are sure he's not going to die while he's teaching?" asked Inu-yasha.
"Hello I am your teacher Mr. Toutousai," he said as he took his seat.
"Mr. Himura thank you for covering for me" said Mr. Toutousai.
"No problem, see you guys later" said Mr. Himura and walked out of the class.
"This is a new term and I want to try something new" said Mr. T.
"So I have decided that for the remaining 20 minutes of the class, I will tell you about my plan" he said.
"Grand pa can we get on with it today?" asked Inu-yasha.
Mr. T glared at him "Mr. Takagi you better learn some respect or your father will be hearing about this" he said.
Inu-yasha sighed as Kagome stifled a laugh.
"This term I have gotten permission to split one of my classes up in to groups who will be learning about sharing their 'personal' space with others," said Mr. T.
"We already learned that back in grade school, and might I suggest that you try Matrix for that hair of your, it works like a charm even on nothing" said Yura.
"All right I had enough of this classes insults and smart mouths, I was going to do this the nice way, but seeming that you children are anything but nice I will make the decisions" he said.
The class ignored him and went back to glaring, or talking, or applying make up.
"Wow he's a sweet heart isn't he?" asked Sango.
"He is cute in a scary kind of way," said Rin.
"Please he's a ditz, he would think the moon was the sun, and green was pink" said Kagome.
Sango nodded. "Why do we always end yup with the stupid people in our class?" asked Rin.
"I don't know maybe it's the price we pay for..." Sango gave Kagome a question look to fill in the blank.
"For being so beautiful" said Miroku.
"Nope, that can't be right," said Inu-yasha.
"Oh you shouldn't be talking, with those ears of yours," said Kagome.
"I thought you thought they were cute," said Rin.
Kagome had clenched teeth and veins popping. "No one asked for your help Rin," she said.
"Sorry" said Rin.
Mr. Toutousai observed the class and a wicked smiled crossed his features.
"Quite!" yelled Mr. T.
The class turned to look at him with half lid bored eyes.
"Now I there is only 5 minutes to ending of class, here is your first assignment," he said walking around passing out envelopes to everyone with their names on it.
"This will be a very long assignment, we will talk more about it tomorrow in class. For this assignment I will meet everyone at 2157 Geraniums Street at 12:30 today, I suggest you open the envelope when you meet me there, or you will be very confused" he said.
BBBRRRIIINNNGGG
"Class dismissed," he said.
"Why would he want to meet where we live?" asked Yura.
"Don't know maybe be he'll ask for a make over" said Kikyou.
"Maybe, I can try make something of his hair," said Yura.
"Wait how is it that they live in our building and we never knew?" asked Rin.
"Who the hell cares if the two freaks live in our building?" asked Sango.
"Apparently there is more then two," said Kagome eyeing Inu-yasha.
Sango smirked and Rin giggled.
"Damn I hate her!" said Inu-yasha.
"How could you hate someone as beautiful as her?" asked Miroku.
"Yeah she's pretty, but her ass is a snob," said Inu-yasha.
"You can't blame her, you provoke her" said Miroku.
"Who's side are you on?" asked Inu-yasha.
"Let see best friend or pretty girl?" asked Miroku.
Inu-yasha sighed.
"I think I will have to go with pretty girl," he said.
"You bastard!" yelled Inu-yasha.
12:30 In front of the building reading '2157' Geraniums Street...
Rin, Kagome, and Sango waited with the rest of their classmates in front of their apartment building.
"I hope he isn't late, I have to go throw up what I ate before it sticks to my skin" said Yura.
"You had only a carrot," said Rin.
"Oh my God I have to go now," said Yura.
"Hey there he is, wow it'll take him about 5 days to get here, from the speed his walking" said Shippou. Kirara nodded.
"Hey Kagome how about we go out tonight?" asked Kouga.
"How about no" said Kagome.
"Come on I'll show you a real 'good' time," said Kouga.
"No, I am sure I could show myself a 'much better' time, then when I'm with you" she said.
Kikyou walked over to Inu-yasha and put her hands around his neck.
"Inu-babe I have something in my eyes do you think you could 'blow' it away for me?" asked Kikyou.
"No" he said trying to get her off of him.
Something about the way she says 'Inu-babe' and Kagome's gives him different feelings. When she says it makes him want to run in front of a car, and when Kagome's says it he feel strange, and annoyed or he thought.
"So Sesshoumaru can you tell me how to give great a blow job?" asked Rin as she held a bag of marshmallows.
Sesshoumaru looked down at her and glared.
"I don't have a banana but I do have a marshmallow, so can you show me?" asked Rin giving him a marshmallow. "I mean I am sure you are so much more 'experienced' at it then me" she went on. "I don't know do you suck first and then nibble or do you start nibbling then suck?" asked Rin as she demonstrated on the marshmallow.
"I don't do that sort of thing, I'm not gay!" he said.
"Are you sure? Maybe your not out of the closet yet" said Rin.
Sesshoumaru growled. "No, I like women, not men" he said.
"Oh well then I'm sorry," said Rin.
10 min later even though from he was should have taken only two...
"I am glad to see everyone is here," he said.
"Can we just tell us what we have to do, so we can go on with our lives?" asked Hiten.
"Yeah" said his bother Manten.
"Fine open your envelopes," said Mr. T.
Everyone let out grumbles and groans as they opened their envelopes.
"After you do so, go up to the apartment you are assigned to" said Mr. T.
"What apartment you are in?" asked Yura looking at Kikyou.
"6G, what about you?" asked Kikyou.
"4D" she said.
"I got 6G" said Inu-yasha.
"I got our apartment," said Miroku.
"I got 5G" said Sango.
Miroku smiled and faced Sango.
"I got 7G" said Rin.
"Hey isn't that Sesshoumaru's apartment?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah, maybe this is one of those games that you go in to other people apartment and try and look for things. I want to find a picture of him and his boyfriend, even though he denies it!" said Rin throwing her fisted hands in to the air.
"No can't be I got our apartment" said Kagome.
Rin shrugged. "Still is a possibilities," she said.
"All right now this is what's going to happen" said Mr. T. "All of you that are in the same apartments are in the same groups" he said "so everyone split in to your groups, there should only be groups of 2, 3, or 4" said Mr. T.
"Sesshoumaru what a pleasant surprise that we are in the same group" said Kagura running one finger near her chest.
Sesshoumaru looked at her like she had rabies and couldn't stop itching.
"Hey am I in this group to?" asked Rin.
Sesshoumaru groaned as he turned to face Rin.
Kagome stood holding a small sign that read '6G' and waited to meet her partners.
"Hey Kag-babe looks like were in the same group" said Kouga.
Kagome groaned "Why me?" she asked.
"Like am I in this group with the freaks?" asked Kikyou.
"Oh hell no not all three of you together!" said Inu-yasha.
"Join the club," said Kagome.
Sango on the other hand already knew it would be her and Miroku.
"Why do I have to work with him?" asked Sango.
"Oh this will be a chance for us to know each other better" said Miroku.
"What ever" said Sango.
"All right now that everyone is broken up, I suggest that you use rest of the afternoon moving your things" said Mr. T.
"What you mean moving our things?" asked Inu-yasha.
"I mean Mr. Takagi move your things in to the apartment that you are assigned to, because you will be living with that group until the end of the term" said Mr. T.
Everyone "WHAT! ARE YOU CRAZY?"