Drive, Drive, Drive the Tardis
(Row, row, row your boat)
Drive, Drive, Drive the Tardis,
Gently down the time stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but just a dream.
Rock, rock, rock the Tardis,
Gently to and throw.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Into the future you go
Whoosh!
Drive, Drive, Drive the Tardis,
Gently down the time stream.
If you see a Dalek,
Don't forget to scream
Ah!