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A/N : Hey hey guys! I'm happy to say - I'VE WRITEN ANOTHER CHAPTER! I wanted to make sure I posted it up for all to see and read before I leave for my vacation in Cancun, Tuesday morning, bright and early! Isn't that cool? I cannot wait! I haven't been on vaction in like 10 years!

I'll update my online journal (link to journal on Bio page) when I get back sometime and tell you all about it!

Anywayz, here is the newest chapter! I know it's really really short but it's just a chapter that leads to the bigger picture! So read and enjoy! It's just here to make you laugh and explain somethings!

Lavender's a weirdo! Enjoy!

LCL - Longer Chapter Later

Four Way Connection
The Borrow - Part Two
Girl On the Go
Lavender's PoV

So, Ginny thinks I'm drunk, huh? Well, I'll show her! She thinks she's the only one who can fix everything! She can't do it all herself!

I walk down a long hall rowed with doors. Just as I turn into an empty room I hear Ginny.

'Lav? Where are you?'

I quickly shut the door behind me and sit down on the bed. My head is spinning. As I close my eyes I begin to think. Ginny is so stressed, Hermione's completely out of it, Ron's an idiot, Harry's worried, and this Adam guy is just cute! Everyone is causing problems for everyone else.

That's it! We just have to eliminate all the problems.

Ginny is calling my name still, getting closer and closer to my hiding spot.

I jump off the bed and run to the closet, closing the door behind me. I hold my breath as Ginny taps on the door and opens it a crack.

'Lav? You in here? Come on! Lav?' She comes inside of the room and sits on the bed. 'Merlin! This night just keeps getting worse and worse!'

'Hey Gin!' I walk ou7t from the empty closet, closing the door behind me, smiling. 'I thought I dropped a sickel in here. Nevermind, though! I found it! Let's get out of here!' With that I bounce out of the room with everything all planned out in my head. Ginny looks a bit confused, though.

If I'm going to help Ginny fix everything I have to get my plan going. By the end of the night I'm going to have everything back to normal!

I hurry down the stairs to the lobby and quickly pick out Tom from the nearly empty room. He's helping a small wizarding family with something.

I look around the front enterance and the lounge. Ron is sitting on a small sofa near the fire, pouting and sighing, looking up at the stairs Hermione was taken up just a little while ago. Adam is looking out of the window, and Ginny is now comming down the stairs. Tom and the family he is helping are now disappearing through a large door at the rear of the room.

We're the only ones left in the darkening lounge; the fire embers burning low.

Suddenly, from a door laballed 'Cauldron Worker's Only' a tall, thin, black haired witch walks out.

'Excuse me.' I raise my hand, flagging her over. 'Hi ...' I look at the witch's name tag, 'Emily. I'm really sorry, but I have to ask you a huge favour.'

'Oh, well ...' Emily looks around reluctantly, as if trying to fond a way out of this. I smile, we're the only one's left. The room is empty and the tables are cleared. She realizes there's no way out. ' ... I guess so,' she sighs and smiles.

'Great. Now I'm going to need three of your best rooms and a lot of your help. Do you mind? Follow me.' I say all this very fast and in a hushed voice. Emily's eyebrows furrow as I lead her to the bathroom labeled 'Witches' on the other side of the room.

Once the door is shut I say: 'Okay, this is the situation,' I take a deep breathe, 'My friend, Mione, is like, practically in love with her best friend, Ron, but for some completely demented reason, unknown to all of us, he started dating this girl who use to be very out of it, even though everyone knows he's been in love with Mione since like the first time her ever bossed him around. That's the way she is though, you know? Bossy.

'Anyway, he like, broke Mione's heart when he went out with Loony! It completely shocked all of us. You get me? So then Mione was all like "Whatever, I hate him, I'm moving on." Which I guess she kind of did but she'll like, never really get over Ron, I mean, they're like, soul mates, you know?

'Well while all of this freaky mess was going on my other friend, Ginny started dating Harry, the guy she's liked since, well, since she heard his story. But the problem is they've been so busy worrying about their friends, Mione and Ron, that they've barely had any couply time together.

'I mean, they have to worry, you know? Like, Ginny -and here's where it gets really messed up- and Ron are sister and brother and Harry and Ron and Mione are like all best friends since first year! So they're all mixed up in this weirdo love pentagon, or like whatever!

'Meanwhile! Now, like, you'll never believe this. This super cute guy, Adam; you might have seen him in the lobby, we met him at a night club; part of Mione's whole 'Get-Over-Ron' plan. Anyway, he's practically in love with Ginny! I mean, I've told him like 100 times, Ginny loves Harry! But he's totally out of it! He wont listen!

'So now Ginny's like, "Lav! You shouldn't have let Mione drink so much at the club! Why can't you help out a bit? Do I have to do everything myself?"

'Obviously, I have to prove to her that I'm a huge help! That's where you and my magorly wicked plan comes in!

'I'll work on Mione and Ron and you'll get Harry and Ginny and then we'll both watch Adam.

'Now, I have everything planned out! I'll get Mione and Ron in one room and lock their door, you get Harry and Ginny in the room across from Ron and Mione's; that way it will be easier to keep an eye on them. Then one of us will stand gaurd and the other can keep Adam in a completely different room.

'We'll take turns watching Adam and the doors! Alright? Do you get me?' I say everything in almost one breath and finally take a gulp of air.

I look up at Emily. 'Oh yeah, I'm Lavender, by the way.' I add with a quick grin.

She blinks twice and asks, 'Um ... could you repeat that once more? Maybe in english this time?'

I sigh loudly and begind my speach from the beginning again, slowly this time.