Kiya: OMG my forth chapter! I never thought I would make it this far! Thank you Invader Johnny, invader-girl-12, and Invader Rai for reviewing me all the way!
Zim: You! Ha! They were praising the almighty Zim! Not a filthy stink-beast like you!
Kiya: Are you asking me to erase your organs permanently?
Zim: What! No, no I was just kidding, really! Don't take my squegally spouch!
Kiya: That's more like it. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Zim: stink-beast
Kiya: I'll ignore that and move on to my chapter dang, pulled a Dib again
Dib: Hey! I said knock it off!
Kiya: (erases Dib's brain)
Dib: NOOOOO
Zim and Kiya: MUHAHAHAHAH!
Chapter Four: The Cursed Game
As Dib left the house, Gaz went down to the Professor's Lab to find out what to do.
"Gaz, do you know where that Game Slave game I gave you is?" Professor Membrane asked his daughter.
"I gave that old thing to Zim's friend," Gaz replied.
"You WHAT!" Membrane yelled.
"Why?" Gaz asked unconcerned.
"That game was a transport to the game world!" Membrane explained, "Years ago a crazy green kid, like that foreign friend of Dib's, got transported to the game world and there was no hope for him. Oh well, as long as he doesn't open the portal then all of the world is safe." Then, Membrane went back to his work as if nothing happened.
"Portal, huh?" Gaz pondered
Meanwhile...
Dib ran as fast as his little legs could carry him to his destination, Zim's house.
'I know you're up to something Zim and I'm going to stop you, no matter what!' Dib thought to himself in his big head.(Dib: Hey! My head's not BIG!) As he approached Zim's house, he heard alien laughter coming from the base.
"That was more fun than Dib turning into bologna!" Zim laughed even harder that time. Oh Zim was going to pay for that bologna incident way back when. Before Dib barged in, he heard a different voice.
"Yes, after destroying that place, now I'll help you with your plan," a deep voice, Gene, answered him.
"You mean "our" plan, Dad?" Zim asked.
"WHAT!" Dib yelled at the top of his voice. Before he realized what he'd done, a garden gnome grabbed him were he stood. Dib tried to escape the gnomes grip, but it was stronger than he thought.
"Foolish human!" Zim yelled, he was now outside with Gene, "You made it easier on us to hunt you down!" Dib struggled harder now until a dark shadow came towards him. When he saw the face, that the shadow belonged to, he only gasped.
"Vampire Piggy Hunter!" Dib shrieked, "You're Zim's father!"
"Yes, and you must be Dib," Gene replied, "You're time, of ruining the Irken Empire's plan to destroying this planet, is over." Before Dib knew what happened to him, he was knocked out. As Dib's visions were darkening, he could only hear the sound of victorious laughter coming from Zim and Gene.
Kiya: Cliffy time! MUHAHAHAH!
Dib: NOOOO! I need to know what happens to me!
Kiya: Well, like I told Zim, in the first chapter, no.
Dib: What! No, I need to-
Kiya: To what Dib?(preparing to write something torturous to Dib)
Dib: 0.0
Kiya: I thought so. >)
Dib: One day, I don't know when, but someday I'll take over this fanfic and make you suffer Kiya! You hear me, suffer!
Kiya: First, take a number, because that's what Zim said and look at him. Second, stop doing a Dib, it's creeping me out.
Dib: I'll make you regret that Kiya!
Kiya: Yea, yea. Before I make Dib a brainless zombie, like Zim, please review and vote how I'll torture him
A) Dip him in a tub of hot sauce
B) Spin him in a ride that he can't escape
C) Put him in a no door room with a moose
Dib: No, stay back! Stay- AHAHAHAHAH!
Kiya: >)