And week two begins, "Hey, welcome to the show everyone!. So please, let's welcome back our judges: Paula, Randy and Simon."

Paula Abdul nodded first, "Hello yourself Brian, welcome back."

Simon Cowell sighed, "Oh please, enough of all this."

Randy Jackson rolled his eyes, "Would you two stop it, this show is called American Idol, not the Odd Couple."

Brian smiled, "Thank you Randy."

"Sure thing dog."

"Alright America, it's time for our next round. Which two will be eliminated this time? Let the judging being. Trunks, are you ready? Take it away!"

Trunks gave an arrogant thumbs up to the camera in his typical style of pose, "Start spreading the news, my name's Trunks. I'm from the greatest city in all the world, New York, New York! Get ready, this show's about to go Broadway!"

"Trunks will be singing, 'My Sacrifice'."

Randy thought to himself after the song ended, "You know, we've never had somebody young on the show before. How old are you?"

"I'm 15 right now."

Simon spoke up, "You know, for such young talent, one wouldn't expect much, but I think you raised the bar for child singers. You did pretty good."

Vegeta nodded to himself from in the back, "Good choice Simon, otherwise I'd have to blow your head off!"

Simon began to sweat, "Indeed. Well, thank you Trunks. You may go sit down now."

Brian greeted Trunks, "Nice show Trunks. Now I have a question that many of the fans are wondering, where and how did you get that talent at such a young age?"

Vegeta cut in, "It's obvious it's hereditary."

Trunks was hesitant, "But dad, mom's the one who always sang to me."

Vegeta whispered, "Quiet son and there's a reward in it for you."

D.C. started to yell, "No badgering the judges or contestants!"

Vegeta growled, "He's my son, and I'm not badgering, you capitol of Washington."

D.C. tried to muster up a comeback, "Oh yeah, well, um uh... nice hair!" Crickets.

Brian sighed and cut them off, "Please stop this fighting. Ok, up next is Bulma who will be singing, 'Doesn't Matter'."

Brian spoke up after the music stopped, "Judges?"

Randy went first, "You sang a great song last time Bulma, and you did again. Few words can describe you."

"Thanks, that's good right?"

"Yes." Paula smiled. "You are a very talented woman and a great wife and mother, you must be proud."

Bulma gets embarrassed, "Yeah, I am."

"Yeah, she is!" Vegeta and Trunks chimed in aside.

Simon is relieved, "Vegeta threatened me to be kind no matter what, but I have no need to now. That was beautiful Bulma. I agree with both Randy and Paula you are so wonderful, very few words can describe you. If you move onto the next round, I know you'll do everyone proud."

Brian clapped, "Way to go Bulma. Do you think any of that dealt with Vegeta?"

Bulma shook her head, "No, Vegeta may have had something to do with it if I was bad, but I agree with the judges. I was good, and I don't mean to be boasting, but I was wasn't I?"

"Indeed you were. Alright, if the judges were to vote off Bulma,"

Vegeta turns to the judges, "If thou wilt, I shalt get thy revenge uponst thee."

Brian sighed, "Vegeta please, speak American English, not old timey English"

"I will come to your homes and destroy you in your sleep."

Trunks laughed, "Dad is silly." Vegeta put away his hunting rifle under a couch pillow.

"B….et-ter. As I was saying….oh just forget it, never mind. We're coming up onto the half way mark, up next is Yamcha."

"Oh yeah, oh yeah, I rule, uh-hu." Yamcha did a little dance.

Trunks turns to Bulma, "No I take that back. Dad's funny, Yamcha's silly."

"Yamcha will sing for us, 'Back Here'."

Randy spoke up when the fans stopped cheering, "Wow Yamcha, you voice, your style, bam."

In the crowd, Emril stood up, "Hey, that's my word, you can't use that word!"

Paula smiled, "You have a certain style to your voice and you stick with it."

Simon sighed, "I think you need to broaden your horizons."

Vegeta muttered, "I say the same thing to you."

Brian ended it, "Moving on, Vegeta, put that mouth to use and go sing a song."

"Fine, it's my turn? Then I'll sing a song because I am invincible."

Simon sneered after the song 'Kryptonite' finished, "Ah, and it's time to judge."

Vegeta frowned, "Oh, I think I'll pass."

"But I had good things to say about you."

"Cut the act Cowell, I have only bad things to say for you."

"Whatever."

Paula and Randy spoke in unison, "Well I liked it."

Vegeta nodded with a smirk, "Why thank you, I like you two too."

Everyone went, "Aw!"

Vegeta pointed a warning finger, "And you'd better not ever tell anyone I said that, or else… I'm going to kill you!"

Next to Emiril, Stewie Griffin jumped up with a ray gun, "Hey, lawsuit, that's my catch phrase!" Vegeta pulled out his gun, causing everyone in the audience to scream and hit the floor.

Brian just sighed, "Thank Yemma we air live on Fox…"

In the land of the dead, Yemma froze at his desk, "But it wasn't me, it was…"

Buddha sighed, "No, no, it's alright, I'm used to it…"