Ch 2: Coming Into Port Royal:
Me: Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of The Caribbean; I own Sean Norrington and the story, although my sis would like to own Johnny Depp. Oh well.
M.J.D: Oh well what?
Me: You'll never get him, so you might as well give up.
M.J.D: You shut your mouth; you just don't like him.
Me: What gave you that Idea, Sherlock?
M.J.D: I'm smarter than you.
Me: So what? Just go away, sis. [To reader: go on with the story]
Captain Jack Sparrow was lying in his cabin sleeping. The crew had a festival last night; drinking, dancing, singing, and acting like big jackasses; but such was to be expected if you have the best rum in the whole Caribbean on your ship. There was a knock at the cabin door, Jack groaned and got up, only to stumble and drop on the floor.
"Who is it?" Jack said trying his best to get up and open the door.
"It's Gibbs sir. Come to tell ye that we'd be in Port Royal and the sun be shinin bright."
"Okay. I'll get up. Thanks Mr. Gibbs."
"Yer welcome Cap'n"
Jack got up and stumbled toward the door. He opened and the sun shone brightly in his face; the mist from the water sprinkled in his hair; it was good to be back. 'This place hasn't changed much. Well good thing I'm here, me and the crew will 'ave this place upside down when we're done.' Jack thought. He decided he was well enough to go see William at the Blacksmith shop. He was on his way down the street until he bumped into a boy. Jack only staggered but the boy dropped all the things in his hands, they looked like maps.
"Ye okay boy?" Jack asked the kid, dropping down to help him.
"I'm alright," The boy said. It was Sean.
Jack thought the boy looked familiar, like someone he knew, but he didn't press the matter. He helped the boy pick up the maps.
"Thank you so much...sir?" Sean said finally looking up at the man. 'Oh my, he's a pirate. No scratch that he's Jack Sparrow,' Sean thought. He gaped at Jack for the longest time. Jack was puzzled at this kid's behavior.
"Do I ave somthin on me face? What's wrong with ye boy?"
"Are you Jack Sparrow?"
"Captain Jack Sparrow," he said putting an emphasis on the word 'Captain'. "Why doesn't anyone call me by me proper title, its Captain, boy."
"Well, I prefer to be called by my name. It's Sean Nor..." He started but then a guard, named Mullroy, came and dragged Sean away from Jack.
"Come Sean, your father is waiting for you." Mullroy said. (A/N: Mullroy is guy who said, "What's your purpose in Port Royal Mr. Smith.") Sean looked back at Jack but he was gone.
Jack was walking down the street towards the blacksmith shop. Once he was at the door, a stream of guards came down the street. Jack panicked and ran to sit behind a statue. When the coast was clear, he looked at the door that had a picture of a sword on an anvil, when he was here last it said, J. Brown. Now it said W. Turner. Jack smiled, not for nothing but it was really Will's from the beginning, after he was apprenticed, Mr. Brown just drank and slept leaving Will with all the work. Jack knocked on the door. Will came to answer it.
"Jack, how are you, come in." Will said dragging Jack in.
"I'm fine. I got yer invitation and I would be honored to be yer best man."
"I figured as much. If I threatened to make the Commodore my best man, you would come in a flash."
"So if I didn't come, ye wouldn't have made Norry yer best man?" Jack said shocked.
"Exactly."
"Yer very mean."
"Pirate. So what have you been up to Jack?"
"Well, we had a party last night and I'm recovering from the rum."
"Oh, you will be able to come right?"
"Yeah, hell I'd be there if I was drunk." After seeing the look on Will's face, added, "I won't be, Lizzie would kill me."
"Yeah. So what will you wear?"
"I've got somethin. People let me "borrow" things from them."
"Oh." Will knew what he meant.
"So, I bumped into a kid today. He had short brown hair, bout 5'4", looks 14; green eyes, glasses, strong British accent, and scrawny lookin. Do ye know 'im?"
"Sean."
"Yeah I know, what's his last name?"
"It's Nor..." Then Will heard the church bells ring. One...Two...Three. Three O'clock. Will jumped up. "I've got to go Jack. You should get ready, I have to meet Elizabeth."
"Okay, I'll see ye later." Jack left. Will closed the shop and went to see Elizabeth.
The Black Pearl
Jack came back on the ship to see all the crew working like dogs trying to make up for lost time for last night. Jack whistled and got their attention.
"Crew, stop what yer doing and gather 'round." When the crew came over he spoke. "We'd be goin to a wedding, but not just any wedding mind ye, it is the wedding of Bootstrap Bill Turner's only child and his bonnie lass the lovely Governor's daughter, Elizabeth Swann savvy. So no pictpocketin except for me, because I'm the capt'n savvy."
"Aye, Aye!" The crew chorused.
"Now for this we must be squeaky clean for this occasion. So get the outfits that we stole from Don Juan Santiago. Now!"
"Aye, Aye Cap'n!" Then they scampered away.
"Now Jack we have to clean ye up." He said to himself and hurried to his cabin to change.
Jack's Cabin
Jack had his head in a trunk and was looking for the Commodore outfit that he stole from Don Juan Santiago. That brought back good memories. Then he heard a knock at his door.
"Who is it?" He asked.
"Anamaria, Cap'n do ye got a second?"
"Yeah, what ye be wantin Ana?"
"Well, on the trip to Don Juan Santiago, I stayed on the ship and...I was wondering if ye had a dress for me?"
"Oh, I plum forgot about ye Anamaria, uh, let see," he looked in his trunk for something. "Got it." He pulled out a red dress, one that Scarlet, one of his many whores, would wear.
"Cap'n ye've got to be kiddin me. I can't wear that, it's probably itchy...and..."
"Ana, do ye want to go to the wedding or not?"
"Yes, but...oh well." She grabs the dress away from him and walks out of the room.
"Just threaten a pirate with a party and rum and they'll bend to yer whim." Jack chuckled to himself. Jack finished his bath and pinning his hair back when he heard another knock at his door.
"Yes?" He asked putting a towel around his waist, and walking toward the door. [M.J.D: Al-le-luia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alle-lu-ia. Me: Sweatdrop.]
"Can ye help me with this damn corset?"
"Can't Gibbs do it, I'm busy."
"Nice hair."
"Than...shut up! Come her'" She turned around and Jack tightened the corset causing Anamaria to gasp and fall on Jack.
"Ow!"
"Sorry cap'n. But how do women wear this?"
"I'm just as stumped as ye are, now will ye please get off me?"
"Oh, alright." She gets up and straightens her dress. Jack looked at her, she looks nice, no, not nice, wonderful. The dress fit her perfectly so that she didn't look like a whore but like an English lady. The corset made her cleavage look bigger causing Jack to get big-eyed.
"So does this look good on me cap'n?"
Silence.
"Cap'n? Hello? Jack!" She screamed causing Jack to jump.
"Whoa! What Ana?"
"I asked 'Does this look good on me?' and you just stood there like ye were attracted to me."
"Oh sorry Ana. Yes it looks good on ye Ana. But it would look better if ye had this." He took out a ruby necklace. Ana's eyes glowed as he put it on her.
"Is this real?" She asked.
"Yes it is; I want ye to borrow it, borrow Ana. I mean not to do a Jack and steal it like I stole yer pretty boat...ship."
"I'll be sure to do that Cap'n. Thanks."
"Yer welcome Ana."
She left and Jack finished getting dressed. He looked like a noble man; his face was clean, not shaven, but he had had no kohl around the eyes. He looked...decent. Not totally clean but decent enough.
"Alright crew let's go to a wedding.
[A/N: I'm not going to bore you with the details about the wedding, I'm sure some of you have been to one. And if not they're boring.]
The Reception
The wedding was beautiful. Elizabeth was wearing a white dress and looked stunning in it. Jack stood in front of Elizabeth and Will asking them questions.
"So Mrs. Turner are ye moving in with Will or is he moving in with you?"
"Why Sparrow, so you can go and pillage them?" A voice said behind him that sounded very familiar.
"Hello, Norry." Jack said dully.
"What did you call me Sparrow?" Norrington said with rage, while Sean sniggered quietly, one look from his father was all he needed to shut up.
"Oh slip of the tongue, sorry, Norrington."
"It's Commodore Norrington Sparrow."
"Ye seem to forget my rank, so I'll forget yers savvy."
The Commodore didn't say anything and it was only then that he noticed Sean standing behind him.
"Hello there Sean, why are ye standing behind this old buzzard?" Jack asked.
"Well, Sparrow. This 'old buzzard' happens to be his father." Norrington said. Jack's eyes dashed from the Commodore to Sean and back again, there was absolutely no resemblance.
"I have one question: Who fucked you?"
"Jack!" Will said trying his hardest not to laugh. Elizabeth stepped between the Commodore and Jack.
"Boys lets play nice."
"Yes Elizabeth." They said in unison.
Sean was turned around laughing silently. His father thought he was crying and tried to comfort him but Sean ran to the restroom to stop his father from seeing him laughing at him.
"Now look what you did Sparrow, you've upset my son."
"Oops."
Norrington storms off to find his son. Jack smiles and sits down to drink. Elizabeth sits down next to him. Then Mr. Cottons parrot flies in sending another note to Jack. He reads it and his face went from happy to shock in less than .5 seconds. He whistles to alert his crew. They all come running out of the governor's mansion and on to the black pearl.
"I'm sorry I have to go. I'll see you guys soon." Jack said rushing out between people.
"Jack, where are you going?" Will asked as they followed.
"I have to go somewhere and do something."
"Tortuga." Will said dully.
"Yes, but not for that reason."
"Can we go?" Elizabeth asked.
"Uh, no" Jack said.
"Please, please."
"NO! Ye have a honeymoon to...have."
"We'll postpone it. Please Jack we want one more adventure with you."
"Fine but ye have to name the baby after me."
"What if it's a girl?" Will asked.
"Jacqueline. Jackie. Think of one."
"Alright."
'Thanks Jack."
They all ran toward the black pearl and were starting to set off on a new adventure.
Me: That's one long chapter. I hope you like.
M.J.D: Of course they will it has Johnny Depp in it.
Me: So, they could be reading it for Will.
M.J.D: No, they wouldn't. He's a eunuch.
Me: No he's not, your just saying that because you don't like him.
M.J.D: Duh! But Erin does.
Me: Whatever. But I have a whole ton of matches to burn your Johnny Depp folder.
M.J.D: You wouldn't dare.
Me: I'm a pyro; you know I would. [Throws it in a trash can puts Russian wine in it and throws a lit match in there.
M.J.D: No! [Tries to put it out.]
Me: [Laughing Hysterically] Please R&R
My Alter Ego,
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