1Ch 5: What? Captain Jack Sparrow in a dress?
Me: So sorry I haven't updated as much as my sister has. Three reasons: One is that my stupid sister wouldn't let me on for like, ten seconds.
MJD: Oh, shut up.
Me: Another reason is that people are moving into my apartment building and messing with the phone lines.
MJD: Stupid Verison.
Me: And the last reason is that my sister broke the computers twice. Her's and the one in my living room.
MJD: Not my fault again.
Me: So, thank you for sticking with me and your patience will be rewarded.
MJD: Enjoy our next chapter! I gave all the ideas for this one!
Me: Oh, shut up!
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Sean looked out at the gray sea from the hole for a window and sighed. The captain came back on the ship without so much as word about where they were going, just to go to Singapore, or wherever that was. Sean really had never went anywhere outside of Britain or the Caribbean. Abigail started to look around the cabin they were staying in and then looked at Sean.
"Hey, are you all right, Sean?" She asked him. Sean snapped his head around and stared into her blue eyes.
"I'm all right Ms. Abigail." Sean said politely. Abby put her hands on her hips and started toward Sean. Sean backed up until he hit the opposite wall. Abby poked her index finger into his bare chest.
"My, name, is, Abby, got, it, Sean?" She said poking him at each word. She put her face up to him and stood there for his answer.
"Yes...Abby." Sean said breathlessly as he noted how close her face was to his.
"Good." She said still standing in front of him. They stood there for that spilt moment until the ship rocked violently knocking Abby into Sean's arms. She looked up into his green eyes and he let her go gently. She fixed her dress and kept her eyes cast down.
"Thank you Sean."
"Well, it would've hurt had you hit the floor." Sean said rubbing the back of his head.
"Are you hurt?" Abby lifted her gaze to meet his embarrassed one.
"Oh, I just bumped my head into the side of the ship when it leaned to the side."
"Here, let me see it." Abby said pulling him toward the bed.
"Oh it's nothing, I'm fine, don't worry about me."
"You could be bleeding, you idiot. Sit down."
"No... Really I'm fine..." Sean argued trying to get away.
"Sit!" Abby commanded.
Sean sat on the bed let Abby inspect his head. She ruffled through his short brown hair for a few minutes.
"A ha, found a really big splinter. I'm just going to pull it out and you'll be done. I'll be right back don't move." Abby got up and ran out. She ran past the crew as she went into the galley and got a small bottle of rum. (Is that even possible if you're on a ship of Jack Sparrow's?) She ran past Jack as she went back into her and Sean's cabin.
"Abby, what are ye doin'?" Jack asked her as she ran past him.
"Nothing Captain." She said running into the cabin. She sat down on the bed and took the splinter out from the back of his head.
"Ow! That hurt!" Sean said as Abby pushed his head back down when he tried to turn around.
"This'll hurt more. Hold on to your breeches." Abby poured the rum onto the bleeding cut.
"Holy Shit! What the bloody hell did you just do? Oh my God! That hurts!" Sean said and started jumping around the cabin.
"What happened?" Jack came into the cabin and saw Sean jumping around holding his head and Abby holding a half empty bottle of rum. Jack's chocolate eyes opened wide and he took the rum bottle from her hands and cradled it against his chest.
"What did ye do to my rum? You're worse than that other one Elizabeth, she burned it all, but you...you...you poured it on his head and now look what ye've done!"
"He was bleeding captain what did you expect me to do, let him bleed?" Abby said putting her hands on her hips.
"No, but you didn't have to sacrifice my rum for his little cut." Jack said holding his rum.
"Hello, I'm in pain! And I'm bleeding!" Sean said making his presence known.
"God it's just a spilnter Sean! Over dramatic wuss." Jack said to himself. "Gibbs! Take Seannie and help him out." Jack said to his first mate.
"Aye sir, come on Sean," Gibbs said taking the boy out of the cabin. Then Jack heard Anamaria's screech from the crow's nest.
"Land ho!"
"Men, assemble on the front deck!" Jack said assuming his place as Captain and putting his rum issues aside. The men stood in a line on the deck, joining them later were Sean, Gibbs and Will.
"Where's Lizzie, Will?" Jack asked. Will blushed and scratched the back of his head.
"She's sleeping, she had a hard time last night." Will looked away from Jack.
"You didn't...you dog, you. Well, I'll excuse her this time. So men, and ladies," he added seeing Ana's face harden, "Mr. Turner and I are going into Singapore and going to get somethin of importance to me. Not you, me. You can go into town and pilfer your weasely black guts out. Seannie and Abby, ye are to stay on the ship. No adventures fer you two today. Savvy?"
"Yes, sir." The teens said.
"Now, Mr. Turner come with me." Jack said walking into his cabin.
"Jack, why am I going with you? You always get us into trouble." Will said leaning against the door post.
"William Turner, have I ever steered you wrong?" Jack asked going through one of the many trunks in his room.
"Well, there was that one time in Tortuga where you..." Will said but Jack cut him off.
"Will, just trust me and help me put this on." Jack handed him a red garment.
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Later
Jack and Will walked out of Jack's cabin cautiously looking around the deck to see if anyone was still there. Jack and Will walked out and started to go down the ramp carefully. Before they got down there though, Twigg saw them and said, "Ey! Why did cap'n keep those two fine ladies to 'imself? Bloody bastard."
Jack looked at Will and, all though no one could see it he half-smiled. He waddled over to Twigg, swinging his hips like a woman. "Why hey there, you big strong pirate." Jack said in a faux feminine voice. "Could you direct us to Captain Jack Sparrow?"
"Why do you need to see 'im fore? When you 'ave a better man than 'im right 'ere." Twigg leaned in to take off the mask over his mouth. Then Jack slapped Twigg and pulled the mask off revealing his face.
"So I can tell 'im wha' you said 'bout 'im." Jack said placing a hand on his hip.
"Cap'n! I'm so sorry, if I'da known twas you I..."
"Yer lucky I'm in a dress Twigg or I'd beat yer arse into the deck...If I didn't love my ship so much." Jack said looking at the deck "Get back ta yer work." Jack snarled. Twigg scampered.
"Shall we go William, or Willamina?" Jack said walking like a lady off the ship.
"All right Jack you're starting to scare me." Will said walking off the ship with him.
"Shh... It's Jaclyn, Willamina." Jack tried not to laugh as the two of them headed off into the streets of Singapore. The two stopped at a bar and Jack looked at Will. "Shall we?" Jack stated and walked into the dirty bar. They looked around and what they saw would not look out of place in Tortuga. Men looking at ravishing ladies with a lust filled look in their eyes and drool coming out of their mouths. Jack motioned to Will to follow him and they walked over to the bar and looked at a man who sat in the dark corner. Before they could get to the man Jack felt a man pull him toward his lap. Jack's eyes opened wide as the man started to stroke his tan shoulder. Jack looked at Will pleadingly who looked back at him helplessly. Then a man grabbed Will into his lap.
"Hey, wha's two beautiful ladies like yerselves coming to a bar this late at night?" Jack's captivator said in Jack's ear, making Jack gag at the man's breath that gave out the scent of someone who was exceedingly drunk.
"Um...we were looking for someone...right Willamina?" Jack said in his faux voice.
"Yes, we were just walking in to find a...friend...that's right a friend...Jaclyn." Will pulled a faux feminine voice.
"Well, you found 'im." The man who held Jack tried to grope him. Jack's eyes widened and pulled himself free and slapped the man. The man held his cheek and started cursing Jack out.
"So that's how women feel when they slap me. It feels good." Jack whispered to himself.
"I don't think you should congratulate yourself yet Jack." Will said to his companion. Jack looked and saw the two men who grabbed them coming at them. Jack's man grabbed him and pulled Jack toward him.
"Who do ye think ye're lassie?" The man whispered in his ear. Then a shot was heard and the man let go of Jack, who was holding his pistol to the man's bleeding stomach.
"I think I'm Captain Jack Sparrow and yer going to die, savvy?" Jack removed his pistol and put it toward the other man's head. "Remove your hands off my friend."
The other man took the threat seriously and let Will go. Jack put the gun down his bodice. As soon after Jack put the pistol away the other man tried to attack the two but someone knocked over a table and grabbed the two and ran out of the bar.
The mysterious stranger and the two pirates soon were in an alleyway and Jack turned to the stranger.
"Thank ye very much but um why'd ye save us?" Jack said.
"Yer welcome, I saw ye two walk in and I knew yer weren't women." The man said in and Irish accent. "I understand yer Captain Jack Sparrow?"
"Aye, I am." Jack said, thankful he didn't have to tell him to use the 'captain'.
"I don't believe I am familiar with teh whelp."
"This is William Turner, son of Bootstrap Bill Turner." Jack responded for Will. "Now who are you?"
"Tanner Birmingham sir," Tanner bowed at the men. "At yer humble services."
"So yer the man I came to see. Right, I've been told by some sources tha yer aware where a certain Lillabelle Sparrow is."
"Aye, Captain Sparrow I am aware, t'ough with ta right...'leverage', if I may venture, I certainly could recall where I've seen t'is Lillabelle of yers." Tanner said all business like, well, except for the slurs now and again.
"How much?" Jack asked rolling his eyes.
"How much are ye willin' ta pay, Captain?"
"5 pounds and 10 shillings." Jack took the money out of his bodice and held it out.
"Done." Tanner shook his hand.
"Where is she?" Jack asked.
"First, ye and yer friend will have ta take a walk ta a bar at te end of the coastline, then ye'll walk into the bar and walk up the stairs and t'ere will be a door. The man at the door will ask fer a password. Ye will say ta 'im, 'T'ere may be devils and angels but pirates are neither,' then he'll let ye in, kill 'im and then go in the other door, yer sister will be t'ere." Tanner finished.
"And if she isn't?" Jack threatened Tanner.
"T'ey wouldn't ave moved her yet. She'll be t'ere, I swear on me grand pappy's grave."
"Yer grand pappy better be six feet under then, fer yer sake. Tanner." Jack said goodbye to the Irish pirate and dragged Will down the coast.
"Are you certain he isn't lying?" Will asked.
"Aye, the pirates code has a rule that if one swears on his ancestors grave, he is thereby giving us his life." Jack explained
"If he's lying then what?"
"He's sent to Davy Jones' locker." Jack said in a quiet voice.
"Is there any law in the pirates code that doesn't end in death?" Will asked.
"It's a strict code." Jack said. The two got to the bar that Tanner was talking about and they went up the stairs. Jack knocked on the door and a man opened a slot in the door so that Jack and Will only saw his eyes.
"Password?" The man asked.
"'There may be devils and angels but pirates are neither,'" Jack repeated what Tanner told him. The other man grunted in response and opened the door. Jack fired his pistol and killed the man in seconds. He walked over the man and turned to Will.
"All right we can take off the dresses now." Jack said slipping out of the clothes and pulling the shirt of his waist. Will did the same thing and was about to throw the dress out the window before Jack stopped him.
"I like that dress." Jack said tugging it out of Will's hands. He opened the door and the two saw a young girl sitting on a chair. She had long black hair and light brown colored eyes. She was well endowed as a woman and was looking rather disheveled at the present moment but Will could tell she as related to Jack. She turned her head as they walked through the door and she sighed exasperatedly.
"Oh, great more pirates, are you here to move me again?" She said her hands on her hips.
"No, we've come to get ye out of 'ere Belle." Jack said.
"How'd you know my nickname, pirate?" She demanded.
"Because I'm Jack Sparrow, yer brother." Jack said opening his arms in an embrace.
"Jack, that's you dear brother?" Belle asked touching Jack 's open scars.
"Aye, I'm a pirate, and this is William Turner, a good friend of mine." Will bowed to Belle who was staring at Jack with wide eyes.
"Jack, you're not dead. You're supposed to be dead, father said so." Belle whispered unbelieving
"Am I not?" Jack asked looking himself over. Then he smiled and took her hand. "I'll explain every thing when we're on my ship." Jack, Belle, and Will walked back to the ship where Gibbs and Ana were waiting for them.
"Captain, where 'ave ye been?" Gibbs asked.
"Who is that?" Ana asked.
"I've been looking fer 'er, and she is my sister. Lillabelle, this is Joshamee Gibbs, my first mate, and this is Anamaria."
"Nice to meet you." Belle said.
"Will take her to a room." Jack ordered.
"Yes, Captain." Will and Belle walked onto the ship.
"Follow after them. Go!" Jack ordered the other two.
"Another woman. That's four, he's lucky if the ship doesn't ship with all the bad luck we 'ave on the ship." Gibbs muttered as him and Ana walked up the plank. Jack soon followed after and went to his cabin and sat on the bed. He took his head into his hands and whispered into thin air.
"Now it's time to face me fears."
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Me: Yay! I finished. It's about 1:20 at night but I finished.
M.J.D: snoring loudly
Me: She's asleep? She's usually up longer than I am. Oh, well.
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