Holy SHIT! Yes I am actually writing a Fan-Fic… Yeah I know, who would have thought it…

Anyway I better get going with the Fic right… No way I'm letting you go already, you should just know a little bit about ME before we start… I'm a Dane (that's a Danish person) and I'm on a constant sugar high, so bear with me will ya?

And so it begins

There he sat, on the dark side of the moon, with no idea how he got there.

Kit looked around in utter confusion, since he had just a minute before been sitting on his bed trying to read a newspaper from 20 feet's distance… he's weird that way I guess.

"Hello?" he cried out. The only answer he got was his own echo. He looked around a little, but to no use, the dark side of the moon was simply too dark.

Then it hit him. How the hell could I hear an echo? There shouldn't be any atmosphere around here, by the way how the hell can I breathe? Even more confused than before and now also very nervous about when whatever kept him alive up here would disappear, he started to look around.

After having walked no more than 10 steps he trips and tumbles down a 50-foot crater. "AAAARRHHH", "BUMP". His head fell against something hard, but didn't get hurt that bad since there was a very low gravity. "Hey, what the damnation is going on here?" cried a very stylish, but dark voice. "Umm, who's there?" Kit asked. "By The One, have you people no respect, you, a wizard no less, should behave when standing in front of The Ultimate Darkness, got that?" said the dark voice. "Yes sir!" Kit cried out, just in fear, for he had not a single weapon or defense against The Lone Power since he had been cut off from his magic ever since he came to the moon. "There that's better." Said The Lone One, who we will from now on refer to as Faf (Fairest And Fallen) just to taunt him.

After a little chitter, chatter about what each of them had been doing (Kit reading his newspaper and Faf having a lively discussion with his sister, what's her name, you know the macaw, peach, about whether or not they should disintegrate every living being in the world or not) they both went on trotting up the crater.

"Sooooo…?" Kit started. "Yes?" Faf asked, trying to feel his way up the crater. "So, do you like ice cream?" Kit asked just as they emerged from the crater. "Not really, I'm really fond of chocolate though"

And so it ends, for now

Yeah I know, it sucked… Hurray for me I can write! (Hugs myself) Anyway, I think I'm gonna let YOU decide what's going to happen to Faf and Kit next. I promise that I'll do my best so please review with suggestion and if there is anything that you would like to complain about, just remember: I'm a freaking Dane, for crying out loud!

See ya next time if you haven't already run away or hanged yourself in your sneakers in fear