(A/N: Okay you can't tell me that wasn't the funniest thing in the world!)

Chapter 1: Midnight Snack:

Shippo's P.O.V

Kagome had just came back from her time, I was really happy to see her. She was bringing us all her cool ninja snacks and stuff. I, of coarse, got the cookies and eveybody got whatever else they eat. After they were done eating Kagome and Sango decided to go 'chill out' in the hotspring and because they're friends with Inuyasha and Miroku they asked me to stay behind and watch them.

"So...any leads on Naraku, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked finishing off his plate of food

"Feh no not really. That bastard's really good in hiding." topping off his chips of potato. He took a big breath and bleched.

"That's gross Inuyasha!" I cried

"Feh whatever..now all I need is that stuff I like and this dinner would be perfect." He got up grabbed Kagome's bag and started taking off the stuff inside. "Ha ha here it is!"

"What is it Inuyasha?" I asked He held up a cup/bowl like thing and showed it to me, it had red writing all over it.

"Now when Kagome gets back she'll fix it for me and all will be perfect. He started tapping his foot on the ground and pacing the floor. "What the hell is taking them so long!" he shouted Kagome must have heard him because within second she and Sango wre back. "Idiot! Who said you could go bathe?"

"Excuse me? Who died and made you head half-demon?" she shouted back

"Whatever.." he shoved the bowl thing in her face "Just fix this for me okay?"

Kagome snatched the bowl thingy from him,"What's the magic word?"

"Now!"

"Ya know Inuyasha...it would be nice that FOR ONCE i come here and not get your lip. You have no idea what I haveta go throught!" she shouted "Not only do I havta help collect jewel shards, fight demons and go to scholl, but I have to take care of a big whiny half demon baby!"

"Oh really! Well it's not easy being either. Having to take care of weak human ain't exactlly what I want to do all day yaknow!"

I knew that this fight was going nowhere fast, so as a last resort I went to sit with Sango Miroku. They didn't seen to be fighting right now.

"Why does Inuyasha havta a jerk all the time?" I ask to break the ice.

"He just dosen't understand the female ways. Right Sango?" leaning over and groping her butt WHACK

"It appears that you don't understand the female ways either monk! For your information woman don't like to be gropped, or asked to bear someone's child" scotting away from Miroku "You no idea what it like to be a woman."

I was tired my the fighting so I grabbed Kilala and went for walk. We had just walked out the hut when I heard several loud 'SITs!'. The moon was out and big, I found myself walking toward the river, not to far away from the hut, but a good walking distance. I knelt down to get myself a drink while Kilala used her paws in and lapped up the water. She was drying herself off she started growling. I looked to where she was looking and saw a something hovering over the hut. She transformed and we ran back to the hut. I looked and checked everybody out , they were all fine. 'Whatever that thing was doing it didn't do it.' I thought I didn't think to much of it and settled down with Kagome and went to sleep. 'I guess it was nothing' Or so I thought.