(A/N: Okay here's a few notes readers: Inuyasha is in Kagome's body and Kagome is in Inuyasha's body. Sango Is in Miroku's body and Miroku is in Sango's body. So their voices comes out of the person's body they're in, in case anybody forgets.)
Kagome had followed Inuyasha outside, and saw that he was trying not to stomp around, lest revealing Kagome's area to the world. He was pissed as usual.
"What's your problem?" she asked
"WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK?" he shouted "Not only am I a weak human...but am a weak human girl!"
"Stop making me curse Inuyasha! I don't-" she stopped suddenly to sniff the air
(sniff, sniff) "Hmm what's that smell?" Kagome asked.
"What is it? What does it smell like?" Inuyasha asked looking around, trying to see if there was any danger he could see before it got too close.
"It smells like pine and river water?" answering with a confusing look on her face.
'Pine and river water?' Inuyasha thought "Kagome, I can feel the jewel shards...I know what it is!" he exclaimed
A huge wind tornado was coming down the road and would be there in a matter of minutes. Jumping behind Inuyasha, Kagome asked...
"What are we gonna do. He can't see us like this!"
"Don't worry...I'll handle him." Inuyasha cracking his knuckles
"INUYASHA DON'T DO THAT!" Kagome shouted grabbing his hands and placing them to his side.
As the tornado came closer it revealed the wolf demon, Koga.
"Hey Kagome what up?" his said grabbing her(Inuyasha's) hand
"Don't touch me!- er- I mean (clears throat) hi Koga!" trying to sound girly. Inuyasha did his best of crack his voice to make it sound very high pitched.
"Something wrong my sweet you seem...a little different today? (sniff, sniff) And you smell different too."
Inuyasha looked over at his body to signaler Kagome that now was the nest tome to start a fight with Koga, (sweat drop) "Oh er, Nothing you havta worry about!" Kagome trying to sound manly
"Feh, whatever dog-mutt. I didn't come to see you, I came to see my woman. She's been hanging around you for so long that she's probably got your stench on her!"
'Why that mangy wolf..if I wasn't-' he thought. In a weird impulse Inuyasha stepped on his foot.
"OW!" Koga screamed
"Oops sorry was that your foot?" trying to sound as sweet as possible, Inuyasha gave him a big smile and turned his foot up to look cute.
Grunting, Koga rubbed his foot one more time and stood back up, "That's okay Kagome accidents happen. (clears throat) So Kagome, I was thinking-" Koga started grabbing his hands again
"That's different!" he spat.
"Huh? er...um that after I kill Naraku we could..."
"You kill Naraku?! HA!" throwing Koga's arms down and walking over to Inuyasha(Kagome), "The only person who's gonna defeat him is Inuyasha. He's brave and strong and cute no less!"
"But I-"Koga started
"And I would appreciate it if you would call him by his name and leave me alone! I don't like you, I don't love you, and I don't wanna be your woman!"
Wide-eyed Koga walked over to Inuyasha and glared him right in the eyes. "He must have brain-washed you Kagome.." backing away "Don't worry once Naraku is dead you will be mine! But for now..." leaning back and kissed her on the check "I will see later. So long" With that Koga was off.
"Inuyasha...?" Kagome asked walking over to him. But he didn't move he just stood there stunned
"Di-did he ju-just ki-kiss m-me?" he asked twitching his eye.
SWEAT DROP "Well technically he kissed me so..."
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN KAGOME!"
All she could was grin and laugh. The rest of the group members came out the hut, "So are we ready to go?" Miroku asked, rubbing his hands, which were red from some reason
"As ready as I'll ever be.." Inuyasha snorted
"Inuyasha try and make the better of this okay? Who knows long were stuck like this!"
"Feh whatever let's just go"
Chapter 4: Training (A/N: Okay so remember Everybody's still in their 'lovers' bodies okay and if this was an episode the voice of the person would be in that person's body Inuyasha's voice coming out Kagome's mouth )
"Erg! I can't it anymore!" Inuyasha shouted
"What's wrong now?" Miroku asked
"This-this stupid dress thing! How can you stand wearing something so short! I can feel the wind from a mile away!"
"Well it's not easy being you either! I can hear everything! Not to mention the smells. Urg!" Kagome said covering her nose.
"Come you two stop fighting this isn't so bad.." Miroku started scratching his chest
"Are you kidding me? These pray beads are driving me crazy! They're so itchy!" Sango exclaimed
'I cant stand this!' Shippo started to walk away when Kagome noticed he was leaving..
"Shippo where are you going?"
"Somewhere were no one fights!" he cried
"What are you talking about runt?" Inuyasha spay fixing his clothes
"I'm sick of (sniff) the fighting all the time. It's sickening. The (sniff) reason you guys switched bodies is because you argue all the time!"
The adults were all in awe, Shippo was right, they did argue most of the time. They were suppose to be a team on the road fighting together for the greater good and here they were bickering over stupid trivial things
"Oh Shippo," Kagome started walking over and picking him up, "We didn't mean to upset you...we...just...sorry Shippo.."
Hopping out of Kagome's (Inuyasha's) arms, "Well I'm not the one who's gonna be sorry if you guys don't learn how to cooperate together." Pointing at everyone.
"And how do you propose we do that?" Inuyasha snorted.
"By practicing...if you get use to each others powers and abilities then it won't be so bad."
They all agreed and started for a clearing where they could practice. Sango had Kilala carry her weapon, seeing that it might be too heavy for Miroku right now. Shortly after walking aways they found a giant meadow, it was covered in flowers and weeds.
"Okay who's first?" Shippo asked, standing at the far end. "Sango, Miroku?"
"I suppose.." agreed Sango. "Sure...okay?"
"Now what we wanna start with is you Sango-er-Miroku with the Hiraikotsu?" Miroku walked over and grabbed the weapon from Kilala
"Um okay but I don't think-" picking it up "Hey! I picked it up! Now what?"
"We need a test subject, -er- I mean a target. Kagome?"
"What? Are you kidding me?! If I get hit by that thing I'll be sliced in half!"
"Kagome, you are in Inuyasha's body. If anything happens run away, duck or stop it with the Tetsusaiga
"I guess," Kagome got up and walked over to the other end of the field. She stomped her feet to brace herself.
"Okay now step back and throw it as hard as you can." Sango offered her advice. It had been a long time since she needed to describe using the hiraikotsu. It had been with her for so long that he was like second nature, almost breathing to her to use it. Miroku threw it as hard and as far as he could, it hit a few trees to were far away from where they were. Turning back to the group, "Ha who's the man now?"
"YOU IDIOT WATCH OUT!" the hiraikotsu was coming back and was headed for his(her) head. BLOCK Sango had taken the staff and block the hiraikotsu from knocking him Timbuktu.
"Thanks so much Sango, I saved me!" getting on the ground and grabbing her ankles
"Don't read much in to it, I only did it cause your in my body." She spat.
"See... it's attitude like that that's keeping you guys from being back to normal." They put their heads down in sadness "Okay love birds your turn"
"Look you little runt-" Inuyasha started but only to have a clawed hand on his uniformed shoulder, "Okay whatever! So how do I...use...these?" holding up Kagome's arrow and bow.
"Place you finger here and pull it back like this... and shoot" she said placing his finger here and there. Inuyasha could feel a blush coming on his face as he broke away,
"I can do it!"He tried to shoot a knothole in a near by tree. It hit...just not the knothole...instead it hit a squirrel who was minding it's use business, in the head. "Oops!"
"Inuyasha! How could you?!" Kagome shouted shocked
"Hey it's not like it was on purpose! Stupid thing shouldn't be in the area we were practicing at!" Inuyasha went over the squirrel and pulled the arrow out of it's head. "Um..Kagome your turn."
Kagome walked over to a place she felt was comfortable. She pulling out Tetsusaiga, "Damn, this things is heavy Inuyasha!" Tetsusaiga fell on the ground as Kagome struggled to pick it back up.
"Feh, I told you, it's not easy being me. And my sword isn't for the weak!" Inuyasha walked over from where he was leaning against the tree. He walked behind his body and grasped his sword over Kagome's hand. "You have to relax your shoulders-"
"And left with your knees?" She interrupted
"What? No, dummy! You have to use your muscles and strength." Kagome nodded and lifted up the Tetsusaiga, so much that she knocked down Inuyasha in the process. She managed to set it on her shoulders, comfortably "Okay now what?"
"Get mad! Swing like there's no tomorrow" Inuyasha shouted. She did. "Tetsusaiga!" and four golden lines came out of the blades, making the clearing a lot more clearer then it was before.
"Wow Kagome who'd you d-"
"I'm not sure. You said to get mad so I thought of one of things that makes me mad."
"Which was?" Inuyasha asked crossing his hand in front of his chest
"You calling a bitch and wench all the time. You saying I'm weak, you saying I'm stupid, you picking on Shippo
"Alright, alright I get it jeez!"
"Coming to get me in my time before I'm ready to go. Getting super jealous when Koga comes around. Going to see Kik-" Kagome stopped herself and covered her mouth. "Um never mind"
They had all been practicing all day. They were hot, sweaty, tired and stinky, they knew cause Kagome said so.
"So now what are we gonna do?" Miroku asked
"I could pull a 'Miroku' " Sango suggested
"What... ask for someone to bear your kid?" Inuyasha said
"No baka, "
"Grope woman and ask them if they will bear you a child?"
"No! I could get us a room at a temple."
They all agreed and headed for the nearest village. Now Sango has traveled with the monk for awhile so she pretty much knew how to get them a nice place to stay.
"Hmm yes. Ah yes. Uh no." She started
"What's wrong?" the owner of the temple asked with great concern
"It seems I feel a dangerous presence here..a scepter, yes."
"Well can you get rid of it?"
"Yes but I will need to rest, you see I have traveled very far with my friends here and we will need to rest. Surely some food and a bed would do."
"Yes, yes of coarse. Maids!" Two girls about Kagome age came out "Yes?"
"Please show our guest to their rooms please and prepare a feast also!"
And within a matter of minutes they were staying in the biggest room in the temple and eating a great meal.
"I havta admit Sango that was pretty damn good!" Inuyasha said munching on a fish tail.
"Yea who knows you could be so Miroku" Kagome said laughing.
"She wasn't that good" he said under his breath.
"Are you kidding, she's a way better Miroku then Miroku is!" Shippo finished placing the last rice ball in his mouth.
"Well thank you...yawn
Getting up from her place "I think I will go and bathe now I feel very-" Kagome stopped and the all looked at each other in union...