What's up with Kenshin?

Summary: Rurouni Kenshin with a twist: Everyone speaks Internet geek speak!

Hmm… I wonder how different things will become…

Leet Speak

E: 3

0:o

A: 4

L33t: elite, can be also spelled 1337

Pwn3d: Total control

H4x0r: Hacker

S: 5

N00b: A stupid newbie

Okay, that's all.

Got this off a book.

Rurouni Kenshin is owned by Nobuhiro Watsuki.

Kenshin: Hi!

Everyone: Hello, Kenshin-san.

Kenshin: I learned l33t sp34k t0d4y!

Everyone: k00l.

Kenshin: Okay, time to practice. Yahiko, practice with Yutaro, okay?

Yahiko: That n00b? I'll b3at h1m up.

Yutaro: Says who, 1di0t?

Yahiko: Y44H!

(Lunges at Yutaro, Yutaro dodges it)

Yutaro: I pwn3d you, n00b.

Yahiko: 5tup1d j3rk!

(Starts fighting)

Kaoru: W0n't th3y 3v3r st0p f1ght1ng?

Sanosuke: B34t5 m3.

Kenshin: 0k4y, 0k4y, th4t'5 3n0ugh!

Both: Yes master!

Kenshin: okay, that will be enough numbers for t0d4y.

Sanosuke: Uh, Kenshin?

Kenshin: Y34h, wh4t?

Sanosuke: you're still doing it.

Kenshin: 0h, 1 c4n't st0p!

Sanosuke: We better find a cure…

In chapter 2!