Okay, I wrote this for English, in our Bible as/in literature section. I only have this one right now, but I can write more if people like it. I don't mean to offend, by the way…
Disclaimer: I do not own the bible, I don't even know who wrote it, and don't especially care. I don't even own the idea, it was an English assignment.
The Diary of Ms. Pig, traveling on the ark.
Day 1 on the Ark:
Well, this is fun. It took forever to get everybody on this blasted ark, and it was pouring rain. They couldn't decide what language to use, so the alphabetical order was all strange. I have hardly any room to move.
Day 2:
I have officially lost contact with my pig-boyfriend. One of the elephants wanted to look out the window, and squeezed between us. I haven't seen him since.
Day 3:
The tiger tried to eat me. Almost did, but was saved by the elephant being in the way.
Heard my boyfriend oink, I think. Rather hard to tell, what with all of the other noise.
Day 9:
Can hardly breath. Lion tried to eat me, then the wolf tried.
I love the elephant.
Day (unsure):
Can't move, boyfriend gone. Animals complaining about Damp hay. I wouldn't mind sleeping on damp hay. I wouldn't mind sleeping on a rock, as long as I can lay down.
Smell is starting to waft in. I think the fish are rotting, or the rottweilers need to learn to clean up after themselves.
Day (not sure again):
We got off today. Was the last out of the room. Fell over from stiffness when I didn't have anymore support on the sides. It took nearly an hour to be able to walk again.
Rejoined my boyfriend. Have decided to get married.
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I can write more, from the perspective of another animal if people like this one. My teacher liked it, said it was really funny, and I got 10/10.