Disclaimer:
Kagome: Since Inuyasha's being a pouty whiner boo-boo head, I'm doing the disclaimer today. Kumita says that she doesn't own any of the characters in the story below.
Inuyasha: I heard what you said you-you fart. I need ramen to inspire me with colorful insults!
Kagome:(rolls her eyes) Read nicely..wait that makes no sense..oh well.(Sango chases Miroku down and beats him over the head with Hiraikotsu in the background)
Chapter 7: Screwed
Inuyasha walked into the dining hall, forcing himself into his royal mannerism. There he found Onigumo and his father. He waited until he was acknoweledged before he spoke, all the while vizualising himself strangling Onigumo with nothing more than his hair...now that would make headlines. For some reason the guy always brought out the worst in him.
"Inuyasha, how are you my son?" Lord Nishi said as he looked towards his son, his own white strands falling around his face, spilling out of his high ponytail.
"I'm doing just fine father." Inuyasha bowed. He was sick with all formality. He made up his mind that when he became a big bad Tai-Youkai, he would replace the bowing with the bringing of customary food. Customary being ramen.
"Well, Onigumo and I have been talking, and we've decided that you should marry Kikyou. We'll have to return home to get your marriage clothing. Your mother forgot to pack them so...Son, I will not talk to you until you pick your bottom jaw up from the floor."
The prince managed to clamp his jaw shut. Had his father just said what he thought he'd said? That couldn't be right. He wouldn't make a decision this big without him right? Inuyasha voiced his complaints in the most articulate way possible at that moment..
"Wha-What?" The prince stammered out. This word was like cursing in the society Inuyasha had been brought up in. Lord Nishi's eyebrows drew up ever so slightly, greatly betraying how much he wanted to snarl in the most primitive way at his son.
"Father, I never said I would marry Kikyou." Inuyasha clung loosily to his formal training.
"No one said that you had a say in this decision, son. I'm your father, and I know what's best for you."
Inuyasha snapped.
"No, It's what you think is best for me 'cause I'm only half demon! You were never this involved with Sesshoumaru! I don't need your protection, and I can make my own decisions!" Being the prince he was, Inuyasha realized that he was way out of line in talking back to his father, but at this point he sincerly didn't care. Right now, he just another teen who was extremely upset with his father, to say the least.
"Inuyasha, you will marry Kikyou." Lord Nishi said cooly. Inuyasha only snorted and turned on his heel toward the door. He opened the shoji to leave, only to have five nosey servants and attendents fall over each other at his feet. He never did like nosey people.
Which is why he picked them up listessly and threw them down the hall,calmly walking toward his room in the opposite direction when he finished. He ignored the resulting crashing sounds followed by loud groans coming from behind him.
Inuyasha didn't sleep that night. He was waiting for the deep of the night to leave the palace, again. He was also too enraged with his father to be able to relax enough to go to sleep. He just couldn't believe that his father had acted so...Inuyasha huffed loudily. He didn't want to persue those thoughts, he was just going to wait in the darkeness for his moment to leave, in the peace and quiet of his own company.
Kikyou was his timer.
Just as he finished the thought, he could hear her light footsteps a small distance away. She was headed his way. Inuyasha opened his window, and the moonlight filtered in, then he proceeded to slide under the sheets of his bed, just as Kikyou came to his room. He had to make sure that she figured he was asleep, that way he'd have until noon sometime before someone thought he was gone. Kikyou seemed to be disappointed when she realized that she had missed the prince's bare chest, and walked off pouting.
That satisfied Inuyasha. As soon as he could no longer hear her footsteps, he went right out of the window in one bound from the bed.
He already knew his destination.
Minutes later, he landed on the seemingly fragile roof of the house. Inuyasha left his few belongings that he'd brought with him on the roof, so it would be easier to make a silent entrance, with the inhabitants of the house being easy to startle this late at night. His mind flashed back to a certain pan, as he silently slid from the roof.
Well, there's another spectacular chapter for you readers. I must apologize for my lack of division between certain changes, namely being the Naraku dialogue. I haven't quited figured out how to get my spacing to stay the same when I upload my chapters. I hope it hasn't thrown you off to much. Keep reading!
and oh yeah, the next chapter is going to have more comedy for you and it will be longer than this one. This one was a lot shorter than I thought it was going to be, so yeah.