Author's Note: My very first attempt to contribute to the hundreds of thousands(millions?)of stories on Fanfiction, don't kill me if you don't like it!Here I have a drabble carefully written with some help from Raven Silvers. An interesting perspective of the woman beneath the tweed jacket that is Aunt Marge. Enjoy! XD


Ha! That sharp-eyed Petunia won't know I got this tweed jacket from a garage sale!

Here we go. Another 20 pounds for Dudley.

Oh look, he's charming!

Hope Vernon's got some brandy, will need some.

Ugh, that disgusting messy-haired kid. Harley. No, Humphrey. No, it's …

"Oh, excellent nosh, Petunia!"

"That's the boy!"

"That's alright…. I have a very firm grip!"

"Ah! Vernon, help me!"

"Don't you dare!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Oh brother, now I know why this jacket's from a garage sale…

Brr… cold.

Heartburn! It's brandy! Spicy!

Goodness knows how long it's been.

"Heeellllpppppp!"

Cloud, house, road, cloud, house, road…