Chapter 2: Miroku's Fantasy
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of Inuyasha including Miroku. Nor do I own the song of "What's your Fantasy", so my props to Ludacris. However I do own the character Tatsu, of course.
Kagome finished attending to Miroku's nose. He had a bandage on it and a tissue to catch the blood. Miroku got up slowly and dusted himself off. Shippo jumped on his head.
"You really think you'd learned by now. After all the abuse you receive and everything else that's happened," Shippo informed the obvious to Miroku.
"I'm surprised she didn't rearrange your face. Tatsu is the captain of the kickboxing team," Kagome revealed to Miroku.
"What's kickboxing?" Miroku asked curiously.
"Kickboxing is a sport of strength. When you're in a contest there's two people. The strongest person wins," Tatsu leaned over to Miroku's ear, "and I'm undefeated," she whispered.
Suddenly Miroku looked nervous, "Sango, protect me," Miroku grabbed on to Sango's leg.
"Why should I? She's the least of your problems," Sango pushed him off.
"Because there's something I always wanted to tell you," Miroku looked serious while he held her hands. Sango looked worried.
The area dimmed. Miroku let go of Sango's hand when a spotlight shown on him. The music started to play.
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Give it to me now, give it to me now
give it to me now, give it to me now
Chorus: (2x)
I wanna li li li lick you from your head to your toes
and I wanna move from the bed down to the down to the to the floor
I wanna ah ah I make it so good you don't wanna leave
but I got to kn kn kn know what's your fan-ta-sy
I wanna get in the Georgia dome on the fifty-yard line
when the dirty birds kick the tree
and if you like in the club we can do it
in the DJ booth or in the back of the VIP
whip cream with cherries, strawberries on top
lick it don't stop
with the doe lock
don't know while the boat rock we go buy
robots or they got to wait till the show stop
or how 'bout on the beach with black sand
lick up your thighs and call me Pac man
table top or just give me a lap dance
the rock to the park to the flat lands
that man Miroku (woo) in the public bathroom
or back or a classroom
how ever you want it lover lover gonna tap that ass soon
see I cast 'em and I past 'em get a tight grip and I grasp 'em
I flash 'em and out last 'em
And if ain't good then I trash 'em while you stash 'em
I'll let 'em free
and the tell me what they fantasy
like up on the roof roof tell yo boyfriend not to be mad at me
(chorus)
I wanna get you in the bathtub
with the candle lit you give it up till they go out
or we can do it on stage of the village concert
cause you know it got sold out
or red carpet (beep) could just roll out
go 'head and scream you can't hold out
we can do it in the pouring rain
Runnin the train when it's hot or cold out
How 'bout in the library on top of books
But you can't be too loud
"Ew! Stop!" Sango interrupted with a yell. She then started to beat Miroku upside the head continuously. Everyone else shook his or her head slowly.
That is the second chapter. I know, . . . it doesn't make sense. Well I hoped you like it. For the next chapter I need three reviews. No flames please. I accept constructive criticism. (It almost was five reviews).