A/N: ariel you were right! How'd ya guess? You gotta tell me what gave you that idea. I know only two people reviewed but I was getting impatient again. To those bastards who won't review; GET YOUR LAZY ASSES UP AND REVIEW!!!!
Chapter 4: Sesshy's So Fresh
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of Inuyasha including Sesshomaru. Nor do I own the song "So Fresh, So Clean" so my props to Outkast. HOWEVER I do own the character Tatsu. I hate repeating myself, but these damn lawyers are riding my ass.
Just then they heard a noise from the woods. Everyone looked that way.
"What was that?" Tatsu asked worried.
"Don't know, but whatever the hell it is I'm gonna kill it," Inuyasha pulled out the Tetsusaiga.
Then they heard a mysterious chuckle from the same direction. Then a man with white hair walked out from the woods. It was Sesshomaru followed by Jaken and Rin.
"Nice to see you again Inuyasha," Sesshomaru had a hand on his supposed tail. (I really don't know what that thing is).
"Who's that?" Kagome asked pointing to Rin. Rin walked up to Kagome and shook her hand.
"Hi, I'm Rin. What's your name?" Rin said cheerfully
"We don't have time fo . . ." Inuyasha was suddenly interrupted.
"Hi, I'm Tatsu. It's nice to meet you. Forgive Inuyasha, he's a grumpy person," Tatsu laughed while Inuyasha growled.
"Mr. Grumpy Pants, Mr. Grumpy Pants" Rin danced around happily.
"Ah yes, and who's this?" Sesshomaru looked at Tatsu
"She just said her name you jack-ass. You should've been paying attention," Inuyasha snapped.
"Hm, Tatsu wasn't it?"
"Yes, and I have to say I'm loving your style. Mysterious mixed in with classy and serious," Tatsu complimented while she fluffed his tail.
"Ah thanks, I think," Sesshomaru looked puzzled.
Just then, once again, the area dimmed. A spot light was on Sesshomaru and one was on Jaken and Rin. The music began. Rin and Jaken started to sing shortly after. (Jaken sings what's in the (). Rin sings the stuff that's not. Sesshomaru only sings the verses)
Chorus: Sung by Rin and Jaken:
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Don't you think I'm so sexy I'm dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
I love when you stare at me I'm dressed so fresh so clean
(So fresh and so clean clean)
Sir Luscious got gator belts and patty melts and Monte Carlo's
And El Dorado's I'm waking up out of my slumber feeling like Ralo
So follow it's your time at the Apollo
Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a (beep) in a leopard-print
Teddy Pender-grass cooler than Freddie Jackson
Sippin a milkshake in a snowstorm
Left my throat warm in the dorm room at the AU
We do hey you and might do some cake too
But you must have me mistaken with them statements that you make
Cause
Chorus
Canary yellow seven house of business on display
My (beep) Bungle whipped it up so I gone get my rims today
So a (beep) can ride out to the colorful hideout
I'm a show you how to wild out like Jack Trippa
Let me be bambino on your snippas
YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya
Like Noah I get crews to choose and you get pretty deep
But I'll call yo ass round 8-ish I know you'll be there for me
Cause
Chorus
Those huge baby eyes get to runnin off at they mouth
Tellin me everything that's on yo nasty mind
They say your malnutrition in need of vitamin D
And inviting me to that tingle in yo spine
I love who you are love who ya ain't you so Anne Frank
Let's hit the attic to hide out for bout two weeks
With change and no chains and whips I do suck lips
Till hips jerk and double time the boy next door's a freak
Ha Ha
Chorus
(And we are...) the coolest mother funkers on the planet
(In my mind...) the sky is fallin ain't no need to panic
(But Oh oh...) I got a stick and want yo automatic
(Oh oh oh...) Compatible created in the attic
Repeat
Chorus 2x
The music stopped. Sesshomaru looked around a bit. Jaken was scared. Rin had a big smile on her face.
"Yeah, that was fun! Can we do that again Sesshy?" Rin asked innocently
"SESSHY!!" Inuyasha was rolling on the ground cracking up. Sesshomaru gave him a glare.
"Weird things are going on around here. I feel like I shall do this another time. You will see me again little brother," Sesshomaru left with Jaken and Rin following close behind.
"Little brother?" Tatsu questioned, "I think I see the resemblance."
"I think it is best that you not mention this," Miroku advised. Inuyasha was growling.
"Oh okay. No problemo."
That was Chapter 4. That one probably didn't make since either. And it wasn't particularly funny. I'm not really a good writer. Well Review to tell me what I can do to make it better. I'll be waiting. Don't use harsh words though. I did say I accept constructive criticism, but no flames! Au revoir.