A/N: Now it is going to get more interesting. They are going to change outfits. Some I'll have to be creative though. Also I thought its time the girls starting singing. How fun!! .

Chapter 5: Sango's Goodies

Disclaimer: (sighs) I do not own the characters of Inuyasha including Sango. I also do not own the song "Goodies" no matter how much I like the song. So I must give my props to my girl Ciara. Tatsu, on the other hand, is mine, so HANDS OFF!!!

"So what do you guys want to do now?" Tatsu asked. She was lying down on the ground bored.

"I don't know. I'm pretty bored too," Inuyasha replied with a sigh. He was sitting next to Tatsu who started humming a song.

Kagome was sitting next to Inuyasha writing random things in the dirt with a stick. Shippo was on Kagome's shoulder watching her write. Sango was sitting on Tatsu's left with Kirara on her shoulder sleep. The monk, unfortunately for Sango, was lying next to Sango.

Tatsu sat up. "Psst."

"Hmm," Sango looked at Tatsu.

"Can I ask you something?" She whispered.

"Uh sure."

"Are you in love with Miroku?"

"What? That's insane."

"Is it? I saw the way you looked when he held your hand. And when you beated him senseless it was out of embarrassment not disgust."

"That's crazy. The song was really nasty." Sango's face was beet red.

"But the fact that he was singing it to you made it worse for you."

"Ha! There is no chance in hell that would happen. He already knows that."

"Does he?"

"He better."

At that very moment, once again, the area dimmed. Everyone had a mix of two expressions. A "thank god something's is happening" with a "oh no, not this again" look. Sango had on the black strapless shirt and jeans from the video where she was in the car. The shirt didn't cover her back or the sides of her stomach. It looked like a demitted "X". Sango was embarrassed and in a somewhat panic. She started to sing. (The music doesn't come on until after she sings.)

My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!

(Music starts)

You may look at me and think that I'm
just a young girl
but I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein' too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.

Chorus:

I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin' home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
And still I'm
Sexy, independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein' too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You think you're slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein' too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it

chorus

You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number.
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'.

Chorus (2X)
Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh

Sango has both of her hands over her mouth. She is really super embarrassed. Oh god, just kill me.

"Wow Sango! That was really great," Kagome said cheerfully.

"Yes Sango. It was truly beautiful," Miroku obviously.

"Really? Thank you."

"Hey! What's wrong with you?" Inuyasha noticed Tatsu looking like she was going to explode.

Tatsu burst out laughing. Everyone else looked confused. Sango charged at Tatsu. Tatsu blocked the punch.

They continued to fight.

That was Chapter 5. Funny stuff, eh? Well review for me. Only one person reviewed me last time. Thanks love. You also get my props. The outfit was hard to describe. I hope you liked it! Adios.