A/N: Just a few words from our author: First, I'm so sorry it took me so long. I blame Johnny Tremain, uh-long story. Then, I need help with finding a song for Kouga or Koga. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Also ladyhawk89- what was up with that review you gave me? Felt like I was back in the 90's. Ha, no for real though that was not cool. But you know you gots to say it loud. Maybe with your approval I'll tell you my race(s). I don't want to put much info on here. But I appreciate you reviewing me. MUCH PROPS TO MY SISTAH!!!

Other Person: Sistah?

A/N: Don't ask. Moving onward!!!

Chapter 6: Forget your Ex

Disclaimer: I've told you!! I don't own the characters of Inuyasha!! Including Kagome, Thank God!! I also don't own the song "Case of the Ex". So my many props to my girl Mya!! The character of Tatsu Tsunaka is mine though. So to the lawyers either sue me or get off my ass. I know I got money, but I ain't rich. Story Please!!!

Both the girls paused for a while. They were getting tired for they had been fighting for a long time and neither of them had received a blow. Something had to be done quickly.

"Guys stop it," Kagome interrupted. They brought their hands down.

"So sorry Kagome," Sango said to her breathlessly.

"My apologies as well," Tatsu was breathing hard as well.

"That's okay."

"Aw man, what'd ya do that for?" Inuyasha complained.

"I know it was so entertaining," Miroku added.

The three girls got super angry.

"SIT BOY!!" Kagome yelled while Tatsu and Sango slapped Miroku at the same time.

"Such a shame," Shippo commented while shaking his head with arms crossed.

When Inuyasha sat up he heard something from the woods. He turned and looked that. He swore he saw Kikyo.

"Ki-ki Kikyo?" he whispered. Kagome just happened to hear him.

"Did you just say what I think you said?"

Inuyasha and Kagome spent a couple of seconds staring at each other with sad eyes. Inuyasha looks away.

"Umm, okay . . ." Tatsu fidgeted.

"You didn't answer my question. Did you say what I think you said?"

Inuyasha looked up at her again. Then the area dimmed. Kagome was in Mya's outfit from the video where she was dancing with the pole in the desert. When the Music started she sang.

It's after midnight and she's on your phone

Sayin' come over cuz she's all alone

I could tell it was "ex" by your tone

But why is she callin' now after so long

(Hook)

Now, what is it that she wants?

Tell me what is it that she needs

Did she hear about the brand new Benz?

That you just bought for me

Cuz y'all didn't have no kids

Didn't share no mutual friends

And you told me that she turned trick

When y'all broke up in '96

(Chorus) 2x:

Whatcha gon' do when you can't say no

And her feelings start to show

Boy I really need to know – and

How ya gonna act

How ya gonna handle that

Whatcha gon' do when she wants you back

There's no need to reminisce 'bout the past

Obviously cuz that (beep) did not last

I know how a woman will try to game you

So don't get caught up because baby you'll lose

(Hook)

(Chorus 3x)

Tell me why she on the phone in the middle of the night

Tell me why she in your life trying to get what's mine

She don't know me, she's about to know me

I'm in your life that's how it's gon' be

I seen her photo, she ain't even all that

So if you want her back, you can take her back

Cuz game recognize game, I can do the same thing

Get it right, change or take back this ring

(Chorus 3x)

When the song ended Kagome walked away sadly. Inuyasha stared at the ground. Tatsu followed Kagome into the woods.

"Kagome, wait!!"

"Why? To be reminded that I only come in second place to her."

"I don't know who she is, but he has to be more of an jack ass then I thought to choose you second." Kagome laughed at Tatsu's comment. (Don't know why I'm giving her sympathy. It's so crazy.)

"Thanks Tatsu."

"No prob. You know I handle some thangs." Kagome laughed again.

That was the 6th chapter I believe. Somewhat on the "whatever" side. I hoped you still liked even though it's not really a humor right now. The next couple of chapters aren't going to really be humorous, but I'll try to add some humor into them. Once again, so sorry for making you wait. Hopefully I'll check in soon. Aloha!!