Dark-KaZuki: This is the new story! Devil May Cry! Okay, this time is not only I writing, is LosstarotGirl and I. We kinda came up with this idea together and decided to work on it together. So credits go to her too, she's my partner and my friend.
LosstarotGirl: Hey, I hope you enjoy this fic. We spent a lot of time planning it out. You already know that we don't own anything from DMC, so please read and review.
Disclaimer: LosstarotGirl and me do not own Devil May Cry
Dante had received some calls from his friends, which got him sitting on the couch right now curious about it. His friends have been telling him about a site called the most popular fan site around the Internet. Dante is not really an Internet surfer, who surfs the net that often but since he found out this new site, maybe he has something new to do in the net.
He got up from the couch and walk to his library room of his apartment, where all the books, files are stash in the room. And there is the computer, right beside the book shelve. The room is not so large but the numerous books stored in each shelves make it look a little crowded for a room. Dante walk to the computer and switches it on.
"I wonder what's so interesting about the site…" he muttered to himself. Growing even more curious, he type down the URL of the site. There it was, the screen displaying of Dante lay back on his chair and just simply click on the category 'Games', there were several listed titles in. He check down and the one title that caught his attention was…
"Devil May Cry?" Dante muttered once again curiously, not knowing what it is but wanting to know what it is at one time, he click on the title. He looked amused all of a sudden.
"It's a place for stories?" again the half-demon muttered, he eye around the titles to read and to his surprise, there was one title that got his first attention. He raises his eyebrows, didn't know whether to react surprise or shock or—funnily curious.
"What the hell? 'Dante's times with kindergarten'?" Dante muttered, reading the name of the title. He clicked on the title and read chapter one of the stories.
" 'A/N: I kind of think of this idea for a while and imagine how would it be like when Dante gets a job to teach kindergarten. Hope you like it.'" Dante read the first paragraph off the page. His eyes went down, reading the first chapter. Dante kept himself calm and steady, although he was a lot surprise how his name and—well, a familiar name he knows about himself. And so he read the story…
" 'It was a beautiful day and it is also a day where Dante gets a job to teach kindergarten. He walked in the kindergarten called 'Rosy Kinder' and step in, he saw many little children playing around the house and lots of them were being mischievous little brats to him. He sighed and walk in…'" Dante nodded his head slowly, looking pretty amuse and satisfied with the story. He jumps to a few paragraphs forward.
" '"And so this is how we start with ABC." Dante finish teaching the 20 kids in his little classroom. Then there was one kid who keeps pulling his hand up and waving it instead, even since Dante was busy teaching. Dante sighed, "What is Rei?" the little girl step forward from his desk and walk to Dante, his head could only reach to Dante's knees. Dante hoped he didn't step on her.
The little girl then poke his boots, and look up the tall half-demon.
"Are this leather?" Rei asked, Dante nodded.
Rei gasped along with the whole class, "You're an animal killer!"
Dante widen his eyes, "What!"
"You kill animal to get leather!" Rei and the whole classroom shouted out. Dante snarled, "Oh really? Like what kind of animal I killed to get leather?"
"You're an animal killer, you're an animal killer, you're an animal killer. You're an animal killer…" and they go one with the same repeating sentence. Dante was almost about to blow, he nearly went crazy.
"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Dante yelled.
"YOU'RE AN ANIMAL KILLER!" the whole classroom yelled back." Dante burst out laughing after reading the paragraph, holding his stomach to control his laughs.
"Oh my God! That was damn funny!" Dante commented, still laughing. Then he wipes his tears of laughter away and all of a sudden, the computer was accidentally being restarted. Dante slap his forehead.
"No! It was getting good!" Dante whined, hitting the chair in annoyance. That's when an idea came to his mind, he smirked.
"I'm calling Virgil, Erika and Raine over! They're gonna read this with me alright!" Dante said happily, walking out of the door and quickly calling his friends and brother.
A/N: I know it's a little short, but I can't think of anything else at the moment. So, please review and give credits to LosstarotGirl and me! I should thank her too!