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Note: Sorry we haven't been replying to your reviews, as far as I know. But thanks for reviewing and we'll be sure to work on making it funnier for you. Even though Dark-Kazuki makes it tough by making everything so hilarious. Please read and review.

Nobody: First of all, my brother and we made up the stories in this fic. Also, about the OCs, they can make it more interesting. Besides, this is also romance, both Dante and Virgil fall in love. As for your suggestion of having Virgil comment on everyone spelling his name wrong, we'll think about it. And it's not just fans that spell his name wrong; it's misspelled on an official site too.

Demon Spawn: (From Dark-KaZuki) Hey! LosstarotGirl didn't mention your review because we were only pissed off at a review refer as 'Nobody'. And we are glad that we can give you the humor fic that you've ever read and I don't know what I'm talking about…

Nobody: (From Dark-KaZuki) Well, just like how LosstarotGirl said to you like the above. LosstarotGirl was pretty not satisfied with what you said in the review but I as well, tried to control my temper lately. But to be straight forward, first of all, it seem that you didn't have anything nice to say to this fic, in fact, to me, you seem to be criticizing our fic. I hate to mention this and please do accept my apologies but do have a pleasure listening to my blabbering. I would be very open-minded but the ways you place your comment give me LOTS of reason to reply. First of all, the Ocs, I think there is no problem with it un least if you give me a special, more reasonable reason what is your problem with the OC. As for the Virgil's name, to tell you the truth, all of us in this whole world have different mind set and different suggestion and can also place and create any opinion. Well LosstarotGirl and my opinions on Virgil's name are—we like his name that way and it best fitted him than to spell it 'Vergil'. Which I think it looks pretty pathetic. So to make it straight, the way you comment on your review, you're actually trying to say WE also spell his name wrong. So anyway, I've done my long blabbering. Whether you like it or not, I don't care! Thank you.

Raine and Virgil arrived some time after Erika had read Dantesel and Virgiltel. Neither of them knew what to expect. They hadn't even expected Erika to be there before them. While waiting for Dante to stop bragging about Erika finding a great story, Raine snuck into the library. She knew she was leaving Virgil to suffer with his brother but didn't care. She had to find out what Erika had found, and something else that she didn't want the guys to hear.

"Erika?" Raine said, creeping through the door.

"Yeah. I'm here at the computer." Erika answered. "What do you want?"

"I wanted to see what the story is." Raine said, her voice seeming to be hiding something.

Erika gave Raine and unbelieving look. "Really?" She asked sarcastically.

Raine couldn't take it any more. "Did you and Dante…"

Erika looked at her as though she were insane.

"Did you?" Raine seemed to have a look of both anger and fear.

"No. Dante and I are just friends." Erika suddenly got the idea of what was going on. "You like him, don't you?"

Dante and Virgil walked towards the library. Both had had enough of their conversation and wanted to see what the girls were up to. Dante had heard his name mentioned and rapidly grew curious. "Shh." He said to Virgil who hadn't even indicated he was going to say anything. "They're talking about me." Dante added, as if Virgil even cared.

"What's so important about that? And you do know they're going to tear you apart if they catch you eaves-dropping, don't you?" Virgil asked as he leaned against the wall.

Dante suddenly heard Raine say, "Yes. I do like Dante. What about you?"

Dante almost began to celebrate outside the door, starting with a "yahoo" that almost got out of control. Luckily Virgil was there to give him a kick, reminding him of what he was doing.

This time both of the brothers listened in on the conversation between the two girls.

"I'm not answering that." Erika answered, turning back to the computer.

Raine, being as persistent as usual, automatically asked, "What? You like Virgil?" She saw Erika's face flush red. Raine quietly added, "You do. So that's why you always defend him. And why you—"

"Okay." Erika interrupted. "You don't need to give examples. I admit that I… I…"

"You like him."

Erika glared at her. "Yes. I like… Virgil. But it's only because he treats me so well."

"Yeah. Right." Raine said, nodding her head.

Dante suddenly realized Virgil had left him at the door. He quickly walked towards the kitchen after hearing the sound of glass shattering. "What's going on?" He asked.

Virgil, after having dropped one of Dante's glasses, tried to calmly say, "She said she… Erika said that she…"

"That she likes you." Dante finished. "It's a strange thing but it happens."

Virgil glared at him, his face growing redder by the second.

"I don't get what the big deal is." Dante went on, ignoring Virgil's deepening glare. "Unless you like her too."

Virgil's glare disappeared and turned into a look of embarrassment.

Dante grinned, getting the idea of what was going on. "So that's the problem. Looks like my big brother might choose to get laid after all."

"That's not what this is about." Virgil growled. He raised a fist, threatening to punch Dante if he wasn't quiet.

"So, what is it about then?" Dante asked, standing back far enough that he knew Virgil would have a hard time of hitting him without a warning.

Virgil dropped his fist. "I don't know how to tell her." He spoke in a low voice.

"I forgot you never had a girlfriend." Dante muttered. "So? Do you want my help?" Dante stood proudly. "It'll be a nice change, for once."

"Keep talking like that and you won't be giving advice ever again." Virgil moved to leave the kitchen.

Dante stopped him and seriously spoke, "I'll help." He watched Virgil turn and sit on a near by stool. "You'll want her to figure out by giving her hints. She's a smart girl, it shouldn't take her very long."

"And how am I supposed to give her these hints?" Virgil asked, a look of boredom plastered on his still red face.

"The site." Dante said, matter-of-factly.

"What?"

"You read her stories that involve romance. It'll be even better if you make sure she's paying attention."

"She hates romance." Virgil reminded.

"So do you. She'll know that something's different and soon find the truth of how you feel about her."

"This is ridiculous." Virgil stood and started for the library door.

"But it'll work. And you won't have to say it straight out, embarrassing yourself even more."

"Fine." Virgil walked on, thinking of whether or not he would give Dante's idea a try. He decided it couldn't hurt. If she didn't understand what he was trying to tell her, then he would tell her bluntly.

Erika and Raine jumped when they heard the door open. They gave each other a secretive look and went onto a different conversation, thinking they were keeping their secrets.

Virgil smirked. They couldn't keep a secret with Dante eavesdropping. They surely couldn't hide that they were trying to keep a secret with Virgil around. He almost pitied them but soon realized he was glad they couldn't keep secrets from them. He never would have found out if they could. He never would have known he had a chance with Erika.

Dante thought about his idea and soon decided it didn't sound too bad. He also began to wonder if Raine could figure it out faster than Erika. Virgil wouldn't know that he was going to turn this into a game, not yet. But he was going to find out which girl could catch on the fastest.

Going into the library, he gave a smile that he knew Virgil would recognize. His smile that always meant there was going to be some trouble.