Let Us Recover On a Trip

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. The characters are J.K. Rowling's. She is amazing.

Ron Weasley was a sad man. He couldn't tell the girl of his dreams that he loved her. She was perfect. She had a perfect body, perfect life and she was a perfectionist. He loved everything about her and wished his girlfriend was free, hot, and a freak like Hermione, the girl of his dreams. He knew he got to get her. She looked better than Janet Jackson. He wanted to start a family with her. He woke up to find Melanie making him breakfast. She couldn't cook but he pretended he like it. Melanie saw he was awake and said, "Hey Honey. I see you're up early this morning. Come over here. We need to talk."

Ron walked over to her and said, "Yes my dear. What do you want?"

She said, "Ron, I love you but you see this guy named Mark asked me out on a date. I told him I had a boyfriend and he said he wanted to marry me and I might accept if you don't propose now. I need you to be here for me! I want you and you just won't propose after all we have between us. We have been together for 5 years. Since our sixth year at Hogwarts. We are 21 years old now. We should be married by now. I need to have kids early! But you don't want to. You want to wait. I respect that but at least propose!"

Ron was bewildered. He had his mouth hanging down. He really liked her but not the way he loved Hermione but she was with Krum. He said, "Pumpkin, I have been thinking about it too. I want to spend my life with you. I love you to death." He was lying but so what. He got down on one knee and asked her, "Will you marry me?" He took out the ring that really belonged on Hermione's finger.

She screamed. "Yes! I will marry you Ronald Weasley! I have to call all my friends, my family too. They will be so excited! Bye Honey!" She kissed him and apparated.

"Oh, God, Father help me!" Ron yelled

Melanie went to Krum's house where she saw Hermione and him talking. She hated Hermione and Hermione hated her. They pretended to love each other but they really hated each other. Hermione knew Krum was a bastard. He was ranting about how she should marry him. She didn't want to. She just said, "Viktor, I am not ready for such a commitment. I really do love you but if you loved me too. You would wait until I am ready!" She apparated home to get back to work.

Melanie came and said, "Hi Viky! I missed you snuggly bear. I got Ron to propose. I love him now. But I love you a little less. You are really right I love you for setting me up with Ron. I am in love with him and I have a crush on you. We can have an affair. Like, I have to tell you this. Sit down!"

Krum sat down while she said, "I am pregnant with your child. I really don't know how come Ron never touched me but how do I tell him it isn't his child." She started to cry.

"Mel, listen I dyed my hair blonde and you are blonde so it all works out. He have the same eyes and nose so he won't know!"

She stopped crying and said, "You are brilliant I love you. Bye, I got to go."

He kissed her good-bye. Both girls didn't know that Krum was seeing Lavender. Lavender came to him after and said, "Hi Baby. What's up?"

Krum replied, "Nothing. Baby, I can't see you anymore. I have Melanie and Hermione. Three is too much. I love you but I don't want to make them mad. But I think if you kill Melanie then. I can dump Hermione. Just kill Melanie. Baby, do it for me."

Lavender said, "Okay. I will. Kiss me. Hold me. Care for me. Talk to me.

Harry and Ginny were now happily married. The married couple invited Ron and Hermione only to a nightclub.

They met up and Harry asked Ginny to dance while Ron talked to Hermione. Hermione's 2nd favorite song came on, "Don't Cha". Hermione said, "Ron this is my 2nd favorite song so come dance with me." They danced right beside Harry and Ginny. They were having a dance contest. It was really cool because Ron and Hermione won. The next song came on. It was Hermione's favorite song "Lose Control". She danced and danced. Ron was enjoying dancing with her. She was energetic. She was freak dancing on and with him. It was Heaven for him.

They finished dancing when Hermione got a call from Viktor on her cell phone.

He said, "Hermione, I need to tell you. I got Melanie pregnant. She just told me. And Lavender is pregnant with my son. I have 3 kids with her. Rachael, Lisa, Terry and also our son on his way, Ben. We also have been seeing each other for a while. I really love you. Please forgive me. I love you and you only! Please take my hand in marriage. Yes or No?"

Hermione replied, "I thought you loved me. You are such a plebe. You are a damn plebeian too. Go to hell you bastard! Go to hell!" She hung up leaving Krum heartbroken. He really only loved Hermione.

Ron got a call. It was Melanie. She said, "Ron, I can't marry you. I love you. I know you have feelings for Hermione and she has feelings for you. I am pregnant with Krum's child so…. Forgive me. I love you but I love Krum and my child more. I need you now but I have to call Krum. Lavender tried to kill me because I am pregnant with Krum's but she is too. And she is dating Seamus. Seamus broke it off with her that is why she is doing this to my. I made sure she is banned from my house so don't be worried over little old me. I need you as a friend. Bye"

Ron hung up. He went to Hermione and said, "Listen Krum is a jerk he stole my girl. He hurt my best friend and I need to tell you. I-"

"Know how it feels. Come here," Ron finished. She hugged him and wiped her tears. "Did you love him?"

Hermione answered, "No, I am just hurt by the fact that he would cheat on me. I feel worthless. Did you love her?"

Ron replied, "Hell No. I loved somebody else. Someday I will tell you who!"