Hi again! I was in this hyper mood the other day (considering that I hate 2 bags of popcorn, 2 refills of a large Dr. Pepper, and I just came from the movie 'Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy...) I'm sure I remember getting a headache the next morning...and I've forgotten when I wrote this little chappy...

Read 'n' review plz!

A. Silver

If you started a rock band called the "four Actuators"...you might be an Ottophile.

If you hoped that one of your fellow fangirls/boy in this website was Alfred Molina in disguise...you might be an Ottophile. (And I'll be watchin' for you too!)

If you draw Otto fanart...you might be an Ottophile.

If you're a crazy, hormones-raging teenager who everyone else in your world tells you to 'get a life' and you practically ignores them...you might be an Ottophile.

If you knew Otto loves Oreo cookies...you might be an Ottophile.

If you love Oreo cookies because of that fact...you might be an Ottophile.

If you think Alfred looked sexy in clean-shaven and with a rugged beard...you might be an Ottophile.

If you memorized "A red, red rose" by Robert Burns...you might be an Ottophile.

If you imagined, for every time you hear Chester Bennington (Linkin Park lead singer) sing, that it was Otto singing...you might be an Ottophile.

If you found a Spider-man novel called "The Octopus agenda"...you might be an Ottophile (and please, if you do, please tell me where I could buy it!)

If you named your computer "Harry", your TV "Larry", your worklamp "Moe", and your washing machine "Flo"...you might be an Ottophile.

If you have a bunch of goddamned Spider-man/Doc Ock stickers surrounding your computer monitor...you might be an Ottophile.

In Harry Potter, if you argue that Otto belonged to either Ravenclaw or Slytherin (I argue with my brother when he commented Gryffindor)...you might be an Ottophile. (Is he a rugged Ravenclaw...or a sexy Slytherin? You tell me!)

If you brought those Spider-man 2 valentine cards for Valentine's day and you kept them for yourself because you love yourself...you might be an Ottophile.

If your cheerleader friends say you're too addicted to Ock...you might be an Ottophile.

If your medical doctor diagnosed you to Ottomosis...you might be an Ottophile.

If you have Ock-tivities when your dentist diagnosed the fact to you...you might be an Ottophile.

If you try to slash manga and Spider-man together...you might be an Ottophile.

If you collect sea animal and machine and scientific-like Yu-Gi-oh cards...you might be an Ottophile.

If you think Jean Reno is cute...you might be an Ottophile.

If you sleep with a Doctor Octopus doll...you might be an Ottophile.

If you dream that you and Otto were sleeping in the same bed...you might be an Ottophile.

If you blush at that thought...you might be an Ottophile.

If you print out and collect Boy Genius fancomics, trying to create a homemade graphic novel...you might be an Ottophile.

If you brought the Spider-man 2 soundtrack...you might be an Ottophile.

If you brought the Spider-man 2 novelization...you might be an Ottophile.

If you brought the SM2 comic adaptation...you might be an Ottophile.

If you owned a Scrapbook containing tons and tons of Doc Ock pictures so when you're really, really old or in your dying day, you could have Otto as your last thought...you might be an Ottophile.

If you married a big, bulky, cute, science geek...you might be an Ottophile.

If you pretended that your boy friend was Otto...you might be an Ottophile.

If you write poetry...you might be an Ottophile.

If you have a Spider-man alarm clock and you tried to tape in a small picture of Otto...you might be an Ottophile.

Things Otto wouldn't normally say:

"I want Ketchup with no fries please!"

"I like cheese."

"Quit it! I'm trying to dig my nose!"

"George W. is my homie!"

"Yo dawgs!"

"I love you Peter!"

"I'm too sexy for my shirt!"

"Poetry sucks. I'm just doing it to impress a woman."

"Hello girls! Let's par-tay!"

"I'd rather have Turkish delight."

"Oooooorrrrrrreeeeeeooooossssss!"

"Stupidity is not a crime...you are free to go!"

"It is all about me...deal with it."

"Uh, excuse me? I'm not listening."

(girly squeal)

"DOCTOR PEPPER!"

"Hey! Who wants a picture of Pete in his underwear!"

"Hey, Peter...boxers or briefs?"

"I llliiikkkeeee eggssssssss..."

(Singing) "It's getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes! I am soooo so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off!"

"I wish I wore the blue and red spandex..."

(Playing army toy soldiers) "Boom! Boom! Bang! I'm saving you Private Ryan! Hold on! Boom, boom...bang!"

"Well, yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a pinball machine and waited for the gumballs to come out."

"Well? Well? Did I look hot in that movie or what?"

"I loooovvvveeeee mmmeeeeeee!"

"Just ten more minutes mama..."

"Wingardium...leviosa! Wait, damn. I forgot my bloody wand!"

"Go Blue eyes white dragon! Destroy Peter's Dark magician!"

"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family!"

"Say, forget the world, let's take over the universe!"

"KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAA!"

"hmm...I'll use my super muscle power! Huuh!"

"Can I sleep with you for tonight? My Pier's kinda rusty."

"I love Alfred Molina...he's my best friend."

"Mister...Molina. We've...missed you." (imitating Agent Smith)

"Mirror, mirror on my wall, who's the sexiest of them all?"(Psst. It is Peter.)"What? Damn!"

(singing) "I believe in Miracles! 'Till you came along, you sexy thang! (sexy thing you...)"

"I'd like to be, under the sea, in an Octopus's garden in the shade..."

"Curtis...you got to help me...I...got...served!"

"Hey Curter, hey Petis, what's up?"

"As the movie! Ock, I am the sexiest of them all!"

"As the Ramos! Ock...I am the most gothic of them all."

"Uh...how about no?"

"B.Y.O.B.!" (bring your own bombs)

(swims out from Hudson river) "Woooo! I wanna do that again!"

"SHREK! I LOVE SHREK!"

"NO, I LOVE SPONGEBOB MORE!"

"Talk to the hand, bub."

"Shit. Austin Powers got his groove on!"

"1...2...Otto's comin' for you..."

"Let's go! Let's go! L-E-T-S G-O!"

"I'm so stupid, that a caveman seems like Einstein compared to me."

"Uh, surf's up dude!"

"Whoa. Like, totally dude!"

"Damn! Rosie's like, hot!"

"Shit, Peter, that is a pretty hot girlfriend of yours! When are you moving to the bedroom stage?"

"Watch me do the macarena!"

(singing) "I fell asleep while watchin' Spike TV, after ten cups of coffee and you're still not here! Dreamin' up a song when somethin' went wrong, after ten cups of coffee and you're still not here! Left me here alone, when I should've stayed home after ten cups of coffee I'm thinkin'! Nobody likes you, everyone left you, all out without you, havin' fun!"

"Give me my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!"

(Imitating Crocodile hunter) "Crikey! This lil' feisty one is the ol' homo-sapien spider, and thank God there's only of them in this world! And, god, this fierce lizard is the...lizard! See how its form is so humanoid, right? Let's see their interactions!"

"I like chocolate milk!"

"I like potatoes."

"Aliens!"

"Use the force Luke! The force!"

"Go Pikachu!"

"Go Lakers!"

"Are you gonna eat that?"

"Get a life."

(reading How to make mechanical arms for Dummies)

"Domo arigoto Mr. Roboto!"

"Lifestyles of the rich and famous!"

(singing) "Its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.!"

lol