Author's notes

-"Okay everybody I'm back. Today's special guest is a man known for his perverted actions. He's also known to copy Kratos in everything he does. Please welcome the one the only the most perverted of them all… Zelos Wilder!"-

Zelos:-"Hello my hunnies"-

-"…Thanks for the cold shoulder treatment man"-

Zelos:-"Not a problem, I only like to shake hands with hot hunnies"-

-"… Okay. Well Zelos I'm asking you three questions"-

Zelos:-"Ok. Bring those questions"-

-"Okay first question: How many girls have you wooed in your life?"-

Zelos:-"About a million. Remember all of Thethealla knows of the great and handsome chosen one"-

-… Yeah. Next question: Why the heck do you copy Kratos's techniques?"-

Zelos:-"Really now, I came up with these techniques. It is Kratos the one who copies me"-

-"… Okay man. Last question: Why the heck are you so perverted?"-

Zelos;-"I am not perverted. Sheena says that only because she's attracted to me"-

Sheena:-"What! Why you!"-

Zelos:-"Sheena!"-

-"Forgot to mention our second special guest… please give a warm welcome to the great summoner…Sheena Fujibashi!

Zelos: -"Ah! Run away!- Runs out of view

-"Hey Sheena"-

Sheena:-"Where's that excuse for a chosen… Oh sorry Hey"-

"Okay Sheena you can kill Zelos later. Just as I did with him I'll ask you three questions. Ready?"-

Sheena:-"Okay"-

"Great. First question: Where you scared of Volt the first time you saw him?"-

Sheena:-"Yes. As I looked at him I felt fear. But my people were counting on me so I had to do it"-

"Okay next question: What do you think of Lloyd?"-

Sheena:-"He's way to rash and stupid. He jumps into the situation without even thinking. And yet he's still is a great friend"-

-"Okay last question: Why are you so daring and less feminine?"-

Sheena:-"That's a question not even I can answer"-

Zelos:-"But I can. Obviously Sheena is compassionate towards me. So she hides it by acting all tough. Isn't that right?"-

Sheena: -"I'll murder you. Then I'll say it was an accident"-

Zelos:-"Run away. Ah!"-

-"Well people let's go to the next chapter in Lloyd's past. Finally"-

Sheena:-"Zelos get back here!"-

The New Resident's Of Iselia

Since Lloyd got his mother's exsphere, he's been practicing non stop with his sword. Dirk the dwarf thought that he needed some education. As he grew Lloyd was taught the Dwarven Vows, a code of honor created by the dwarfs. He had to memorize them all and at the end of the day he had to tell Dirk all of them. If he missed just one he wouldn't get to eat. At one point it was strict but Lloyd had no options. There where many nights that he didn't eat. In time Lloyd became a teenager. As his thirteenth birth day grew close he only thought about going to Iselia to celebrate. Yet this dream wasn't impossible. The day of his birthday came wit many surprises a he was sent a note telling him to come to Iselia. That day Lloyd left for Iselia with his father and as the note stated he had to go to the mayor's house. When they got to the mayor's house, Lloyd saw the whining mayor and along side him a women with white hair and blue eyes.

-"Mister Irving"- said the mayor

-"Yes, what do you wish from my son on his birthday"- asked Dirk

-"To give him a present of course. Beside me stands a new resident of Iselia. Her name is Raine Sage. She is an elf and a teacher. We want your son, or rather your adoptive, to learn at her new school here in Iselia"-

-"I've heard much about this young boy"- said Raine

-"Aye, my son Lloyd isn't very famous here in Iselia. Why'd ya change yar mind? Why let him study?"-

-"Because…"- started the mayor. Yet Raine interrupted him.

-"At first the mayor didn't agree to let the child study. Yet everybody deserves education"-

-"Why you dirty bastard, I'm only here because this women talked you into letting me study"- Lloyd said angry. He and the mayor never were great friends.

-"Shut your mouth you uncivilized brat"- said the mayor. Lloyd drew his wooden swords yet Dirk stopped him.

-"I shall let my son study on behalf of this young lady. But not on yours"- Dirk told the mayor

-"I would have never invited him to study. He's lucky that this woman is forgiving"-

-"Okay that's enough. Lloyd you must come tomorrow to school. Oh and Happy Birthday"- said Raine

-"Thank you"- replied Lloyd. And he left with Dirk to their house. The next day Lloyd woke up really anxious. He was awake earlier than Dirk that day. He told his father he was leaving (Don't want to give Dirk a heart attack do we?) and took Noishe. He reached Iselia very early. He left for school. He was really happy, he thought he was the first one in the school yet as he entered he saw a young white haired boy with blue eyes. He look very much like Raine.

-"A Lloyd Irving. Anxious to meet you class mates are you"- said Raine as he saw him

-"You can say that. Who's he?"- asked Lloyd

-"He is my little brother Genis. Genis… say hello to one of your classmates. His name is Lloyd"-

-"Hey nice to meet you Genis"- said Lloyd shaking hands with Genis. Genis was so shy he didn't even talk to Lloyd. Lloyd decided to leave him alone. As the day passed Lloyd and Genis were the only ones who were there. Soon though a man with a young girl came in.

-"Ah you must be the Chosen of Regeneration. Collete Brunette"- said Raine. Lloyd was shocked as he heard her say that. Then he recognized the man. He was the same man Lloyd was spying 8 years ago. With him he had a blonde haired girl with green eyes.

-"Yes. Collete say hello to your teacher"- said the man

-"Hello"- said Collete. Raine greeted her back. Collete took a seat next to Lloyd. As the morning came many kids came to the school.

-"Hey are you really the chosen one?"- asked a kid close to Collete. Collete staid quiet.

-"Hey man leave her alone"- said Lloyd. The kid backed off

-"Thanks"- said Collete

-"Hey you're a kid like everybody here. My father taught me that it makes no difference if your any type of race. Your still you"-

-"Thanks"- said Collete. That day Lloyd had made a new friend. In their history class Lloyd was really lost. They were given an assignment that day. Lloyd was trying to do his assignment on his lunch hour.

-"Argh. I don't get anything"- said Lloyd frustrated

-"Calm down. Let's see…"- said Collete. She was lost as well.

-"Do you need help?"- said Genis. Lloyd was surprised he was talking to them.

-"Yeah"- Lloyd replied. Genis explained to Lloyd everything.

-"Thank you so much"- said Lloyd

-"It's okay"- said Genis. He left and sat alone on a table. Lloyd and Collete followed him.

-"Mind if we seat here?"- asked Lloyd

-"You would sit with me?"- asked Genis

-"Sure. You helped me. How bout becoming friends?"- asked Lloyd

-"You would really befriend me. But I'm an elf"- said Genis

-"Your point. Your still you"- said Lloyd. He made another friend that day yet his happiness was not to last. The desians invaded Iselia that day. Lloyd was now angry. The desians had once told Dirk that he had to make exspheres for their entire base or else he would be killed.

-"Where's Phaidra?"- asked their leader. He was a very buff man. He had a sword with him. And Lloyd saw how strong he was as he had destroyed a house to intimidate the villagers. This made Lloyd even angrier. He only wished to attack that man. The old women Phaidra came to see the man. Collete was scared as her grandmother was in grave danger.

-"We do not have a sacrifice for you today"- said Phaidra

-"This is the third time that you've told me this. I shall not keep holding back"- said the man

-"You can't truly expect us to keep sacrificing innocent lives"-

-"If you wish for the chosen's safety then you shall"- said the man. Lloyd couldn't hold his anger any longer. He left his school without heading his teacher's warnings. He tried attacking the man yet he saw Lloyd and parried his attack.

-"Who are you?"- asked the man

-"Damn you, you Desian basterd"- said Lloyd.

-"How dare you. You inconsiderate human"- said the man. Lloyd drew his wooden swords and stood up. As the man drew closer to Lloyd, Genis and Collete jumped in. Collete used her chakram to make the man back away. Genis casted Fireball. The man was now burned.

-"You little brats. I'll get you next time"- said the man. He left Iselia. The mayor of Iselia nearly killed Lloyd. Yet Phaidra explained how he had saved the life of a villager that day. The villagers accepted this and decided to let Lloyd come to the village. Yet even though he saved the village once he knew that they would return. Meanwhile the man was reporting to his leader Forcystus about how a kid had defeated him. Forcystus didn't believe that his right hand man was defeated by a mere child. So as a way to see who this child was he decided to make a tournament in which the Iselians had to participate. This made the mayor of Iselia pick his best warriors in which 3 of them were Lloyd, Genis and Collete.

Author's notes

"Well I hope you liked this chapter"-

Zelos:-"Oh no my cute Iselian hunnies"- Zelos was then punched in the face by Sheena.

Sheena:-"That'll teach you. Great story"-

"Thanks, well see you next time-"