The greatest non-ZADR EVER!

Ah. A story I never intended on continuing. But here we are. The story begins on the Sunday after the dance. What I mean is the dance was Friday and Saturday day has pasted and now we're on to Sunday. I didn't want you thinking it was a week or two later nope, that would be wrong.

I don't own Zim and I don't own Jhonen Vasquez's soul but one day…one day…AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ah anyway I'd like to thank somebody for the idea of a love triangle. Thank you for watching too many soaps! Oh and reminder I ripped off the name Tenna from I feel sick. It is not the same girl. Not in any perspective. Now I hope you all like this because I am very tired. The first chapter was completed at 12: am on Friday the thirteenth, oh spooky n' stuff! Now read or ELSE SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY ARMYOF ZOMBIE WEINER DOGS! Ah, yeah. Please review. But seriously army of wiener dogs at my disposal. And if that doesn't scare you think of my toe-licking monkeys!

Dib and Tenna sat holding hands on the grassy hill. It was Sunday evening and the sun had just gone down and the stars were shinning brilliantly despite the light pollution from the city. Tenna smiled at Dib and he smiled back. She gazed up at the sky but Dib just stared at her. Her beauty and her overall perfect-ness. She was smart, funny, in to the paranormal, and enjoyed his company. He could not have asked for his luck to be any better. Dib was sixteen and tall. He was thin but in a healthy way. His spike was longer and as I mentioned in the first half of this tale it did not look silly just longer. He wore a long black jacket with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows. He still wore an impartial expression face on his shirt. Dib adjusted his glasses and continued to smile at his girlfriend.

"Oh! Oh Dib look! A shooting star! Let's wish together that way we get what we want. Okay focus and wish hard!" he glanced up and now say the plummeting light. A shooting star? That was cool. He closed his eyes and wished, "I wish for happiness. And to expose Zim (with Tenna). He sighed nothing could ruin this.

The sky lit up as a ball fell from the sky. It had a tail of fire. The ball spiraled picking up speed as it dropped like a rock being hurled by a professional pitcher. Within seconds of it entering the atmosphere it slammed into the ground shaking about five square miles. The metal ball was still on fire as the door swung open. A charred gloved hand was the first thing out of the ship. The figure pulled herself out of the burning rubble muttering something to herself the whole time. She crawled a few feet away from the ship and laid on her back. Her clothes were torn and burned. Her flesh was blistered and cut. Through it all she whispered, "Zim, Zim, Zim you jerk. Zim, Zim, Zim, Zim, Zim I'm coming for you." As she laid on the grass staring at the stars her red eyes narrowed, "And this time I'll have help."

Zim sat on his couch. He was tall and lean wearing a pink striped shirt and black pants with short Irken boots. His eyes were large and a pinkish red color. His antennas were low on his head as they mostly were when he was relaxed. Gir was on the floor in his little green doggy suit, sucking on the straw of a Suck Monkey. Also on the couch was a familiar teenage girl. She wore a black sleeveless dress with black and white striped stockings with a pair of boots. Around her neck she wore a skull pendant. Her purple hair pulled back into two high pigtails thanks to a suggestion from an extra terrestrial friend.

The three sat in silence watching TV. It was the five year Angry Monkey Show Reunion Special. Gir giggled madly as the now five year older monkey glared at the camera. None were sure exactly what had bridged the gap between them talking and now hanging out. It had been that phone call. It had to have been.

There were no grand pronunciations of love. No claims of needing to be near her, simply a call. Zim did not know why he had called her. He had been sitting on the couch like this then found himself at the phone dialing. The invader had been arguing with himself as the phone rang. Then he heard the click and Gaz's voice, "Hello?" he didn't know what to do so he spat, "HIDEOUS DOOMED THINGS!" she simply responded, "Hi Zim." She began to toy with her hair.

"I simply called to inform you of some thing!" he said still shouting.

"Go for it." She said tightening one of the pigtails. He swallowed then said in a hard voice,

"Our night was interrupted! To appear normal we must finish the designated hanging out time!"

"You want to go out on a date?" she asked one of her eyes opening.

"NO! Do not flatter your human ego! I just need you to look normal, Gaz!" she smirked,

"When do you want me to come over?"

"So you'll come?" he asked, surprised.

"Just answer me one question."

"Is it about my security system or my species' weaknesses?"

"No, my question is do you wish to not be enemies? Because if we were friends there's a slight decline in the likeliness of me plunging you into a world of pain so great you wish you had the ability to explode your own head."

"Well…an ally could be an advantage. In addition to my awesome genius a human working against the humans could destroy the humans."

"What?"

"Eh, yeah. Yes."

"Good." That was their big revolutionary phone call. Dib had left only four minutes before Gaz. She walked over to Zim's house and the two hung out the entire night! She had gone home for the day and came back the next evening. And there they were. Gaz had her arms crossed and her eyes still glued shut with mascara but said, "This is cool Zim."

"Yes Gaz Human, This is cool." For a long time they sat in silence but still were enjoying the other's company, "Zim." She said, "I think we should avoid letting Dib know about our friendship."

"Why? You could easily destroy him." Zim said raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah I could destroy him. But I think he would destroy you. Dib is such a crazy idiot. He'd be after you in a second and I don't think I feel like twenty four hour Dib watch to keep you alive another day. So just keep it between us."

"Yes, yes the Dib will stay blissfully unaware."

Dib could almost skip it had been a great weekend! He had thought the dance would be a miserable experience! How wrong he had been! Tenna, the greatest girl ever! His heart was a flutter with joy. He now had a girlfriend. What was a little sad was she was his first aside from Tak who barely counted considering she wanted to destroy the earth. But for the sake of his pride he would count her so as not to have his first girlfriend at age sixteen! They had spent the whole weekend talking and hanging out. They had gone to diner and movies and the park where they had seen a falling star. He felt great, which was just what he needed because of his first hour teacher, Weeping Wilson.

The teacher could depress any one in almost any mood. She was worse than Goth poetry! Okay she wasn't that bad but still pretty depressing! (I write that with three poems on my desk !) Her name was Winifred Wilson and she had been a happy and almost cute teacher before two summers ago. One afternoon she had come home after a visit to the doctor's who said she could never have children, when she got home she found her husband in the arms of another woman! Then she ran out of the house and her husband chased after her telling her how sorry he was. She turned around to tell him she forgave him when a falling plane containing her parents and grandparents crushed him and exploded. And uh…her dog was stolen by the other woman (I ran out of bad things too soon but I love being evil to my characters.)! But there was an upside or down depending on what kind of mood Dib was in. He didn't have Zim in his first hour, just the rest of his classes (go figure).

Dib dropped into his seat in the back row just as the teacher dragged herself in. she had thin wispy brown hair. Her face was long and thin with the bones nearly poking through her yellowy skin. Under her puffy red eye she had dark circles that seemed to suck in on her cheeks. She was sickly thin and always wore pain neutral colors. Today she was wearing a lovely plain white blouse and gray knee length skirt with black stockings. Her hair was pulled back into a short ponytail. She looked around at the class then forced a smile, "Hello students isn't it a beautiful day? With the world so full of…" her voice began to crack, "…of…of life?" she began to sob loudly. The students just sighed some pulled out books and others began to whisper. They were used to this sort of out bursts and no one really had the compassion to comfort her more than twice in the same school year. Dib sighed blissfully. Tenna, Tenna, wonderful Tenna, his sweet and paranormally conscious girlfriend.

Weeping Wilson collapsed on his desk and continued to sob loudly. Dib only sighed. He wasn't thinking of his miserable teacher, only the flowing blonde hair and bright green eyes of his Tenna. Suddenly Wilson stopped. She cocked her head and looked at Dib than begin to cry but between sobs she communicated a message, "Oh!" sob, "You're in love!" sob, "I can telllllll!" she hung on to that L that faded into a sob, "Just know it's doomed! All-" Sob, "-love is DOOMED!" she fell on to the floor and rocked back and forth in the feeble position. Dib raised an eyebrow and said, "Um…I'm not quite sure I'm in love I just started going out with her over the weekend." He leaned back, "and besides! We're not doomed! Things will work out. You'll see Mrs. Wilson!" he promised. She looked up at him from the floor and nodded gulping for air. She stood up and smoothed out her skirt then took a deep breath and said, "Okay class. Yesterday we discussed George Orwell's' 1984. Did anyone read the book?" they all sat motionless with the exception of one student who fell out of his chair. She sighed and smiled, "Okay. Take out you books and begin reading. I'll just be at my desk looking at pictures of my husband and I when we were happy." She began to walk to her desk then stopped, "Oh and if I'm sobbing too loudly do say something. I'd hate to disrupt the learning process." She went to her desk and sobbed until the bell rang then said, "Read chapters eight through ten tonight. You'll be quizzed tomorrow." of course none of the students heard her. They had all already dashed into the hall to get to their classes, which could be up to a mile away in three minutes.

Dib jogged toward the part of the school where he thought his locker could be. He yanked a homemade map of the parts of the school he had mapped. After about two minutes he found his locker. One minute to make it to the math hall. Dib pulled out his geometry book and made a dash for it. All the other students became a blur in the hall as he reached speeds of seven miles per hour. Then he froze as he passed a yellow blur. He turned his head and saw what he had been hoping for. A girl with flowing blonde hair down to her elbows and dazzling green eyes. This girl wore a yellow tank top that exposed her stomach and a short red shirt. She was standing in the hall with about nine of her closest friends. They each seemed to have claimed a color. There was a girl in all white, one in blue, one in purple, one in red, one in orange and so on. But none of those girls mattered to Dib. He walked up to Tenna, "Hey!" Dib smiled at her as friendlily as he could with all her friends' eyes boring into him. 'They're looking at me like that because I'm her new boyfriend,' he thought, 'they're seeing what kind of guy she likes…' but they, of course were not.

"Eh," one scoffed, "Are you talking to her?" asked blue

"Uh," Dib glanced around, "yeah?" aqua burst in to laughter and asked in an accented voice, "Whom is it that you are thinking she is? Certainly not one of your little friends?" Dib stared stupefied for a moment then laughed,

"Oh you don't know yet! It is only second period. Me and Tenna are dating! We went to the dace together!" the girls' mouths hung open. Red was the first to snap back she turned to Tenna, "Tenna is this nerd delusional or what?" she gasped, "You are you going out with him aren't you? Tenna! You know you've got to have higher standards then this! I mean look at his hair! It looks nothing like every other guy in the school's!"

"Allie…" her head was down, "we did go to the dance together…but remember it was mandatory…and I," she shuttered, "I haven't spoken to this guy since. He's got to be crazy because we're not going out." Had this been an anime show the background would have crumbled and so would Dib but since this was American TV he just stood there wide-eyed. He couldn't speak for a moment then he looked directly at Tenna who had still had her head down but her eyes raised.

"Oh Sorry, my mistake. Don't worry I wont bother you again." Dib narrowed his eyes, "Ever again." He turned and walked away silently. He could hear one of the rainbow girls laugh, "What was up with that guy?" and another answered, "I know did you see his clothes? There is no way he got those from Abomcomie and Finch! I mean Ew! But what about him crushing on Tenna! Girl you might need to get a restraining Order!" there were giggles of agreement from the rest before Dib got out of hearing range. He didn't hear Tenna speak once.

He flopped into his desk at the front of the class. His cloud of joy just turned into a storm cloud. Tenna calling him crazy! What gave her the right? She was ashamed of him because he wasn't one of those snobby prep jerks. He could be if he wanted to! His father was Professor Membrane for goodness sake! His dad had buckets of money coming from his "ingenious" inventions. Dib used the money to help mankind was that wrong? Was it wrong?

"ZIM HAS ARRIVED!" Dib's eyes shifted to the door. Ah a distraction! Zim would be an excellent substitution for his aggression! Zim placed his hands on his hips and looked around triumphantly as three kids looked up to acknowledge his presence. Zim turned to move toward his desk when he got hit in the lower back just below the pack. He fell on his desk and spun around.

"DIB!" he hissed at the human, "What do you want?" Dib narrowed his eyes at the alien, "Whatever your up to Zim I'll stop you!"

"Eh?" squeaked Zim. He actually for once was not up to anything. He bit his lower lip; did the Dib know that Gaz and him had become friends? Well maybe "friends" was the wrong word for it. Perhaps respectees (despite the fact that is not a word). Well that wasn't what was important. What was important was that Dib would try to get in the way between him and Gaz.

"What are you talking about Sink Thing?" Zim asked almost nervously.

"I don't know!" he paused and looked around, "but I will soon enough! Zim just know that soon your evil alien guts will be all over an autopsy table! If not in an official government one on the one in my Dad's lab!" Zim's eyes widened a little. Dib turned on his heel and walked back to his desk partially satisfied about making Zim so nervous. The alien even began to sweat a little!

The bell rang and the seats filled. A bulky man waddled into the classroom. His eyes darted around. Some one in the back coughed and he yelped in surprise and jumped behind his desk, "Don't hurt me!" their second hour teacher was Mr. Neil the nervous. Dib leaned over to the Desk next to his and whispered, "Is it just me or do all the teachers have sever emotional problems?" the student next to him was his former class mate from the forth grade, Zita. The girl thought a moment and shrugged. Zita was taller now and her Spiky light purple was pulled back into a high ponytail. She still wore stripes but now just on her shirt. She now wore a purple striped shirt and black skirt.

"Okay c-class today we'll be discussing finding the area of a nonagon and aaaiie!" he screamed inexplicably. Most of the class raised eyebrows but Zim laughed loudly at the teacher, "Screamy earth coward!"

"Uh Mr. Neil…are you okay?" a student asked. The teacher popped his round head out from behind his desk and shook it violently, "No! Mr. Membrane what do you think you are doing?" Dib looked up from his doodled picture of a big foot eating the rainbow girls like skittles."

"Uh, what?" he asked.

"That paper!" he hyperventilated, "the sides aren't taped! You could drop and it would fly up here and slice my throat open! Eeee!" he cried wrapping his hands around his pudgy neck. Dib sighed and slipped the paper in his book, "Better Nervous Neil?" he asked. People looked up leaving their Daydream world. All the teachers had nicknames like "Weeping Wilson" or "Nervous Neil" and even "Halitosis Harris" but you never said them to the teachers' faces! You just didn't. They all knew about the names but always expected the respect of these names never seeing the light of day!

"Dib Membrane!" the teacher jumped to his feet forgetting his fears, "Go to the Principal's office!" Dib grumbled and left his chair. As he passed Zim's desk he couldn't read the expression but it looked a little like relief. It really was, but only in the sense that Dib was away from him and had no chance of finding out about the friendliness of the two. Zim knew he should just destroy Dib and be done with it. In fact he should put his latest plan in to action. He had opted to put it on the backburner for a short while after experiencing what ever was between him and Gaz, "I have to do my mission. I even told her I would still destroy her world but maybe there's a way around killing her…" he began pondering.

The rest of the day passed uneventfully. Dib went to office and got in school suspension or ISS for the rest of the day. (A/N: Absolutely nothing worth writing about happened to Gaz at school it was that evening that was eventful for her. Later but not now. I figured you were wandering about her.) Dib stalked home grumbling to himself, "How could she? I did nothing to hurt her. Of course, we were only together for three days. Yeah… that's long enough for her to hide her true colors. That…that…"

"Witch? Yeah you deserve way better." A voice whispered from behind Dib. He whirled around and saw nothing. The street was vacant. Dib looked around. He knew what was going on. No question about it, "GHOST!" he screamed and ran home to get his thermal censer unit. Some one chuckled and stepped out from behind a tree, "Same old Dib. This'll be easy." They laughed and began to walk slowly toward Dib's house giving him time to reach it first. She would give him a nice surprise. Well, nice depending on whose perspective you were looking from.

TO BE CONTINUED….

Was Dib Ooc? I hope not my heart couldn't take it! gripes chest Anyway! Did you like how at the beginning I threw back to the last chapter of SCHOOL DANCE OF DOOM? When gaz is on the phone? Yeah now you've heard the whole story of that call! I did not plan that. When I was writing this I noticed I basically left Gaz and Zim out of the first part of the chapter and it turned out well in my opinion.