Meh?! Yup new story! Humour again. I know, I know! Everything I write is
humour! I CAN'T HELP IT!!!
I decided to write this because I read two stories about Bakura writing in his journal and one story on Bakura's point of view and I liked the way Bakura thinks! So that's why I'm writing this! Bakura would be very out of character but that's the way it goes!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Pft! My hikari told me to write shit about my day! He said something about not talking to him enough and should write the events of my day so he can 'get to know me better'.
And they say I'M insane!
I'm the infamous Tomb Robber! WHAT'S MORE TO KNOW!!! But he forced me! He threatened not to feed me anymore! DAMN HIM!
But hah! What he doesn't know is that I'm writing this in half Japanese and half Egyptian! SEE IF HE CAN TRANSLATE THAT!!!
The 'phone' starts ringing.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
PATHETIC MACHINE! PRPARE TO BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
But then the machine picks up. RYOU'S CALLING!!!
I'm not excited.
I don't care if my weak, pathetic hikari is calling. Not a bit.
What the hell? I have to pick him up at school?!
An accident . . . He was playing soccer and he hit the principal. Hah. My hikari's learning.
Great. I have to walk. If I get tired I'm going to sue you Ryou! Hey that rhymed.
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HEY! WHO THE HELL LEAVE THIS BALL JUST LYING HERE?!?
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm looking down at the most beautiful ball in the universe. It's dark blue with pretty yellow stars and a sparkly moon!! MINE NOW!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly a stupid kid comes up to me. About 5 with reddish brown wavy hair and some freckles on his cheeks.
What? This is YOUR ball? Even better! Why? BECAUSE I'M THE KING OF THIEVES AND NOW THIS BALL IS MINE!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The kid pouts. He reminds me of Ryou . . . IS HE TRYING TO OUT POUT RYOU?!?!? THAT LITTLE TWERP!!!!
Ryou just stepped out of a car.
So being the great yami that I am, I wave at him and smile.
Huh? Why am I strangling an innocent child?
I'm not strangling him! We're just having a friendly interacting between two living organisms! ^__^
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Nope, Ryou didn't fall for it. And I used all sorts of hard words too!
Oh well! The ball's mine anyways!
I love my new ball! I'm going to name you Lloyd!
. . .
No! I still love you Journal! It's not like that!
. . .
What are you talking about Lloyd! I can love you both!
I LOVE YOU BOTH!!
Ryou's staring at me like I'm insane. Well duh! Of course I'm insane!
Holy shit. The Pharaoh's here! His slave is driving. I'm surprised he can reach the pedal.
Pft. The Pharaoh says that he had a late growth sprout and had grown a lot.
Well . . . he is as tall as Ryou now . . .
The stupid Pharaoh is laughing at me because I love my Lloyd and my wonderful Journal.
WELL AT LEAST THEY LOVE ME BACK!!! He's just jealous! Lloyd and my Journal don't love him now does he!
. . .
What did you say?! YOU PATHETIC JOURNAL! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!!
. . .
Its okay Journal, we accept your apology.
What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE?!?!?!? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!!!!
Stupid Pharaoh. Stupid slave. Stupid Ryou.
Now Journal, you have to be a good big boy and let Lloyd share a space on the desk with you.
. . .
See how good your big Journal is too you Lloyd?
The Pharaoh, his slave and Ryou is talking about something.
WHAT?!?! NO! DON'T TAKE LLOYD AWAY!!! I DIDN'T STEAL HIM!!
SHUT UP YOU STUPID PHARAOH! LLOYD'S A 'HE' NOT AN 'IT'!!!! HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?!
NNNOOOOO!! LLOYD!!! The stupid Pharaoh is trying to chuck Lloyd out the window! NO! HELP ME RYOU!!!
DON'T WORRY LLOYD! JOURNAL WILL SAVE YOU!!! So I chuck you at the Pharaoh! See! My Journal is so smart! It hurts the Pharaoh and flies right back to me!! Hah!
NO! LLOYD! THE SLAVE'S GOT HIM!!
Hah. We almost died because the slave forgot he was driving. Idiot.
I have my sweet Lloyd back! IN YOUR FACE!!
I'm not cowering behind Ryou you pathetic Pharaoh!!
I'm just twitching pathetically behind my hikari! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO YOUR HIKARI!
There. Now the Pharaoh is ignoring me! He must be touched by my speech and is thinking this over! And then he'd be so thankful he's give me his Puzzle!
I'm bored! Does it take THIS long to drive to Ryou's house?
Let's sing a song! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETZ ON EVERYONEZ NEEEEERVEZ!! EVERYONEZ NERVEZ!!! EVERYONEZ NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRVVVEEZZZ!! AND DIS IS HOW IT GOOOOOEEEEZZZZZ!!!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETZ ON EVERYONEZ NEEEEEEEERRRRRRVVVEEZZZZ AND DIS IS HHHOOOWWW IIITTTT GGGOOEZZZZ!!
Hey! We're home! The car stopped.
Wait. We aren't at Ryou's house! What the hell?!
The idiot of a Pharaoh just shoved me out of the car!
NO! RYOU! COME BACK!!!
Crap! How am I going to get back to Ryou's house?!
NO! THE HOMELESS PEOPLE WILL EAT ME!!!!
. . .
Don't be afraid Lloyd! If I was to be roasted Journal will protect you! Won't you Journal?
. . .
I'm hungry.
. . .
No Journal I'm not looking at you hungrily. I'm not drooling. Of course not. Nope.
I WANT MY HIKARI BACK! No, no. I still love you Lloyd! I just want to go home!
OH! The slave's car is back! RYOU HAS COME BACK FOR ME!!
Okay! I promise that I'll stop being annoying!
Ryou asks me why I'm on the other side of the road and why there are cars on fire.
Hm. How'd that happen? Stop looking at me Pharaoh! I seriously don't know!
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Gah! This stinks! Yesterday when I got the idea it sounded better! Oh well . . . I don't care if it's crap -_-;
I need ideas. Please review. What should Bakura do one the next chapter?
I should really plan ahead to my stories!
And I don't know anyone names Lloyd. I just needed a name. And I remember watching a cartoon with a creepy looking alien named Lloyd . . . forgot how he looks like and what the show was called though! But he's an alien . . . meaning he lives it space, meaning the stars and the moon! So there. Hah.
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I decided to write this because I read two stories about Bakura writing in his journal and one story on Bakura's point of view and I liked the way Bakura thinks! So that's why I'm writing this! Bakura would be very out of character but that's the way it goes!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
~
Pft! My hikari told me to write shit about my day! He said something about not talking to him enough and should write the events of my day so he can 'get to know me better'.
And they say I'M insane!
I'm the infamous Tomb Robber! WHAT'S MORE TO KNOW!!! But he forced me! He threatened not to feed me anymore! DAMN HIM!
But hah! What he doesn't know is that I'm writing this in half Japanese and half Egyptian! SEE IF HE CAN TRANSLATE THAT!!!
The 'phone' starts ringing.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
Ring.
PATHETIC MACHINE! PRPARE TO BE BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!
But then the machine picks up. RYOU'S CALLING!!!
I'm not excited.
I don't care if my weak, pathetic hikari is calling. Not a bit.
What the hell? I have to pick him up at school?!
An accident . . . He was playing soccer and he hit the principal. Hah. My hikari's learning.
Great. I have to walk. If I get tired I'm going to sue you Ryou! Hey that rhymed.
-
HEY! WHO THE HELL LEAVE THIS BALL JUST LYING HERE?!?
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm looking down at the most beautiful ball in the universe. It's dark blue with pretty yellow stars and a sparkly moon!! MINE NOW!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly a stupid kid comes up to me. About 5 with reddish brown wavy hair and some freckles on his cheeks.
What? This is YOUR ball? Even better! Why? BECAUSE I'M THE KING OF THIEVES AND NOW THIS BALL IS MINE!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The kid pouts. He reminds me of Ryou . . . IS HE TRYING TO OUT POUT RYOU?!?!? THAT LITTLE TWERP!!!!
Ryou just stepped out of a car.
So being the great yami that I am, I wave at him and smile.
Huh? Why am I strangling an innocent child?
I'm not strangling him! We're just having a friendly interacting between two living organisms! ^__^
-
Nope, Ryou didn't fall for it. And I used all sorts of hard words too!
Oh well! The ball's mine anyways!
I love my new ball! I'm going to name you Lloyd!
. . .
No! I still love you Journal! It's not like that!
. . .
What are you talking about Lloyd! I can love you both!
I LOVE YOU BOTH!!
Ryou's staring at me like I'm insane. Well duh! Of course I'm insane!
Holy shit. The Pharaoh's here! His slave is driving. I'm surprised he can reach the pedal.
Pft. The Pharaoh says that he had a late growth sprout and had grown a lot.
Well . . . he is as tall as Ryou now . . .
The stupid Pharaoh is laughing at me because I love my Lloyd and my wonderful Journal.
WELL AT LEAST THEY LOVE ME BACK!!! He's just jealous! Lloyd and my Journal don't love him now does he!
. . .
What did you say?! YOU PATHETIC JOURNAL! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!!
. . .
Its okay Journal, we accept your apology.
What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE?!?!?!? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!!!!
Stupid Pharaoh. Stupid slave. Stupid Ryou.
Now Journal, you have to be a good big boy and let Lloyd share a space on the desk with you.
. . .
See how good your big Journal is too you Lloyd?
The Pharaoh, his slave and Ryou is talking about something.
WHAT?!?! NO! DON'T TAKE LLOYD AWAY!!! I DIDN'T STEAL HIM!!
SHUT UP YOU STUPID PHARAOH! LLOYD'S A 'HE' NOT AN 'IT'!!!! HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?!
NNNOOOOO!! LLOYD!!! The stupid Pharaoh is trying to chuck Lloyd out the window! NO! HELP ME RYOU!!!
DON'T WORRY LLOYD! JOURNAL WILL SAVE YOU!!! So I chuck you at the Pharaoh! See! My Journal is so smart! It hurts the Pharaoh and flies right back to me!! Hah!
NO! LLOYD! THE SLAVE'S GOT HIM!!
Hah. We almost died because the slave forgot he was driving. Idiot.
I have my sweet Lloyd back! IN YOUR FACE!!
I'm not cowering behind Ryou you pathetic Pharaoh!!
I'm just twitching pathetically behind my hikari! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO YOUR HIKARI!
There. Now the Pharaoh is ignoring me! He must be touched by my speech and is thinking this over! And then he'd be so thankful he's give me his Puzzle!
I'm bored! Does it take THIS long to drive to Ryou's house?
Let's sing a song! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETZ ON EVERYONEZ NEEEEERVEZ!! EVERYONEZ NERVEZ!!! EVERYONEZ NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRVVVEEZZZ!! AND DIS IS HOW IT GOOOOOEEEEZZZZZ!!!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I KNOWA SONG DAT GETZ ON EVERYONEZ NEEEEEEEERRRRRRVVVEEZZZZ AND DIS IS HHHOOOWWW IIITTTT GGGOOEZZZZ!!
Hey! We're home! The car stopped.
Wait. We aren't at Ryou's house! What the hell?!
The idiot of a Pharaoh just shoved me out of the car!
NO! RYOU! COME BACK!!!
Crap! How am I going to get back to Ryou's house?!
NO! THE HOMELESS PEOPLE WILL EAT ME!!!!
. . .
Don't be afraid Lloyd! If I was to be roasted Journal will protect you! Won't you Journal?
. . .
I'm hungry.
. . .
No Journal I'm not looking at you hungrily. I'm not drooling. Of course not. Nope.
I WANT MY HIKARI BACK! No, no. I still love you Lloyd! I just want to go home!
OH! The slave's car is back! RYOU HAS COME BACK FOR ME!!
Okay! I promise that I'll stop being annoying!
Ryou asks me why I'm on the other side of the road and why there are cars on fire.
Hm. How'd that happen? Stop looking at me Pharaoh! I seriously don't know!
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Gah! This stinks! Yesterday when I got the idea it sounded better! Oh well . . . I don't care if it's crap -_-;
I need ideas. Please review. What should Bakura do one the next chapter?
I should really plan ahead to my stories!
And I don't know anyone names Lloyd. I just needed a name. And I remember watching a cartoon with a creepy looking alien named Lloyd . . . forgot how he looks like and what the show was called though! But he's an alien . . . meaning he lives it space, meaning the stars and the moon! So there. Hah.
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