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FOR ME NOT UPDATING! Fanfic is always picking on me! Everyone else can get
into their account and I can't! EVIL! EVIL!!!
Okay, I'm going to answer some reviews now. I'm surprised I got any! The last chapter was terrible!
Goddess of Anime: YEAH! THEY WON'T LET ME LOG IN EITHER!!! At least you can review! I couldn't review at all! Not even anonymously!! (Wow, I spelt that without spell-check! :D) I feel your pain! Hey did you see the episode where Ryou tells Joey he forced Bones to give up all his locator cards? And he was like "Good luck!" That was so funny! And Ryou looked good like that! Yami's starting to look kind of funny looking O.O;
Syra Lebru: Coconuts?! *Imagines a disturbing scene with Bakura hula dancing with a grass skirt and coconut bra* THAT IS SO DISTURBING! WHY DID I EVEN THINK THAT?!?!??! OH MY LORD! You're paying for my therapist bills!
SkyDancerHawk: Yeah, reading your review gave me an idea but I forgot it -_- ; Bakura gets a job then . . . something happens to Ryou . . . I FORGOT! Maybe I'll put him (Bakura I mean, not Ryou) in the mafia O____o;
Shadow Ishtar: Long-sleeved T-shirts (the ones that go all the way to your wrist) are just called shirts. I think I had too much cough medicine when I wrote about the sleeve buying merchant. LIES! ALL LIES! BAKURA IS LYING!!! HE BROKE THAT TV!! Hey what a coincidence! I have a pigeon! I got it about 2 weeks ago! And she (the lady in previous chapter) was feeding mutated giraffes that migrated to Japan because of the drought.
Sparklypiggy: It was the part where Bakura said that writing was stupid and that stuff . . . Yes.
Yes it's true, I have a pigeon! Ask my two friends that have seen it. And no, we're not going to eat it! STOP ASKING!!! It's just a baby pigeon so yeah . . . we didn't give it a name =( I wanted to name it something! Oh well.
Also thanks to all the voted on my poll about the sequel to 'Seto's in Trouble!' I'm kind of planning to combine all the ideas! But I don't have an idea for what the sequel's story title will be! Go to the poll and suggest on that forum thing.
NOTE: No woodland creatures where injured in the making of this chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or 'Dominoes'
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We stashed the poisonous and explosive materials that resembles other objects in Marik's Lair. That's his basement. Isis doesn't go there because she knows that Marik practices experiments involving electricity, a large switch, woodland creatures, and dishwashing fluids.
I made sure Lloyd and Journal didn't go there with me, they are still young for this seeing those woodland creatures (that are no longer woodland creatures) will freak them out.
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HIYA RYOU! WHATCHA DOING JUST LYING THERE ON THE COUCH?!?!? OH YOU HAVE A HEADACHE??! OF COURSE I'LL QUITE DOWN!!!
SO, HOW'D YA GET A HEADACHE?!
Oh . . . I don't know anything about leaving a bunch of paper balls that are apparently filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals on the stairs were you can step on them and trip and they'd be stuck all over your hair which would bring you much pain because of the highly toxic and unstable chemicals.
Well um . . . I'd better go do my chores!
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Do, doo, do, do, do, doo, dooooooooooooooooooooo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
HEYA RYOU! I'm just here mowing the carpet! How'd I get a lawnmower into the living room? Well I'm smart that's why! ^__^
Stop looking at me like that! I am very smart! Well I'm mowing the carpet because I think it needs a nice trim.
What? Sorry Ryou I can't hear you! So you have a headache what does that have to do with me mowing the carpet?
Carpets can me mowed for your information! It's not loud! YOU'RE JUST QUITE! DON'T BE MEAN RYOU!!!!
Oh whoops! I knocked over a lamp, which knocked over another lamp, which fell onto another lamp making that lamp fall . . . and another lamp . . . and wait! It's going to fall into that chair! No wait, that's a lamp! Man, do we ever have so many lamps! It's like a domino thing going on!
Hey, we live in the city of 'Domino' and there's a pizza company named 'Dominoes'. Wow, isn't that interesting Ryou?
Um, there's red gooey stuff coming out of your head . . . HEY! That's blood!
I know because once we threw a mouse in the blender and Marik, being an idiot, forgot to put the lid on, and Isis came home (that woman has weird timing) and she threw a fit! Yeah that mouse was the slave's pet! He's still looking for it! The Pharaoh told his slave that his dumb rat joined the 'M.C.J' which stands for 'Mouse Circus of Japan' and his slave believed him! His grandfather told the Pharaoh that so the Pharaoh told that to his slave! They both thought the rat joined the 'M.C.J'! Like they'd take in the Pharaoh's slave's rat! No one ever found out it was us.
Jeeze Ryou! You can at least pretend to be listening! You're look like you're dead or something . . .
Oh wait, he go hit by a lamp and there's blood coming out of his head and he's unconscious, that can't be too good!
Stupid Ryou! He just got his by a lamp! If I got hit by a lamp it wouldn't even faze me because my skull is thick! That's what Ryou told me when I set fire on the kitchen. At least we got a new kitchen right? 'Insurance' is good!
Hm. Maybe I should help him. Like take him to the 'hospital' or something like that. Nah, I'd rather go get some food.
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Fridge.
Empty.
Freezer.
Empty.
Cupboards.
Empty.
Microwave.
Empty.
Oven.
Rabbit.
Lawnmower.
Grass.
Yum! Grass! Wait a minute! Why's there a rabbit in the oven?!?! I remember sticking the slave in an oven once . . . . Heh. The Pharaoh practically went insane. At least I didn't cook him . . .
The bunny I drew and gave to Marik to 'laminate' was much more appealing.
Ra I'm hungry!!!
Not that I want to eat it or anything. The rodent I mean. I've been talking much about rodents lately. Slave rats. Ryou-looking rabbits.
Yes. The rabbit looks like Ryou! Not that I want to eat Ryou. Since I do _NOT_ want to eat that rodent. Wait a minute!
Rat.
Rabbit.
Rodent.
Ryou.
I see a pattern.
Yum . . . Hey! Since when did I start eating that rabbit?!
It's kind of bland . . . needs salsa . . . MMMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . salsa . . .
I loved salsa ever since I chugged down 3 bottles of ketchup (why there was 3 bottles of ketchup lying around I shall never know . . .) and puked it back out.
Ryou said I had a fever so I wasn't thinking straight when I was chugging down ketchup. I never think straight! Fever or not!
Anyways I hurled all over the place and the red guck filled with some chunks of last month's moths (which I ate last month ^__^) reminded me of the bottle of 'salsa' un-used in Ryou's kitchen.
While Ryou was cleaning all that up I went into the kitchen and swallowed up all of the 'salsa'. Yum.
Ryou screamed at me after that. He said that that bottle of salsa was bought in 1995 and was never even opened yet. Apparently he doesn't like salsa so when he was a kid he hid it away and then during (the time I was having the fever) spring cleaning he found it and just placed it there and had to go clean my barf before throwing it away.
Good ol' Ryou. Too bad I barfed after his yelling.
I love salsa.
Hey Ryou! When'd you get here? Did you have a good sleep? I was just thinking about you. Remember when I barfed all over the living room . . .? Why am I gnawing on you bunny plushie??
Holy Ra! I thought it was real!
Ryou's staring at me oddly. He looks kind of afraid.
Why was there a rabbit plushie in the oven anyways?!?! Oh . . . well now that you mention it, it DOES look like a table.
Listen to me Ryou; I wouldn't have tried to eat it if I thought it wasn't real.
I should've known it wasn't real. It tastes so _BLAND_.
We need to buy more salsa!
Ryou looks like he's going to pass out again. He deathly hates salsa.
I think it clashes with his white hair. Mine, on the other hand, would be a perfect fit for salsa . . . wait, my hair is white! I take that back. SALSA! I NEED SALSA!
There's even a dance called 'salsa' I think. I was watching it on the 'television' or in my term, 'the square box with moving pictures that produces sounds'.
Once I was experimenting with the thingy that operates 'the square box with moving pictures that produces sounds' and the 'Salsa Network' came on.
It was amazing! I started to learn the steps but then Ryou came in and he saw me dancing salsa while eating salsa, he ran screaming and out of the house.
He cancelled the subscription for the 'Salsa Network' after that. And he refused to give me salsa.
No more salsa for poor Bakura. =(
Ryou took the ugly rabbit from my mouth. Not that you're ugly Ryou . . . hehe . . .
I have to be nice to Ryou. I need my salsa back!
~
I don't know why I just ended it there . . . I didn't know where the rodent things came from. It appeared out of no where and attacked me from behind! Um . . . rabbits are rodents right? Bakura thinks so. I have nothing against animals. I guess Bakura just doesn't like them huh?
Did I mention that all the Yamis and Hikaris have separate bodies? Marik's yami probably won't show up unless I get an idea that involves him. I don't like salsa so . . . yeah. There is no such thing as the 'Salsa Network' from my experience. And if there is, I don't own it.
This chapter is 5 pages long, one extra page because of the last chapter's short-ness. This makes up for it. Okay, it doesn't really, but I don't care! I finally get a chance to write since my relatives are gone from visiting!
Yes, anyways thanks to all who went to my site and voted on the 2 polls I currently put up.
'No Sanity Allowed' is back!!! NOW EVERYONE CAN STOP TRYING TO KILL ME! ^__^
ID: 1676247
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\/ Thanks for listening to me and Bakura's rambling. Please review.
Okay, I'm going to answer some reviews now. I'm surprised I got any! The last chapter was terrible!
Goddess of Anime: YEAH! THEY WON'T LET ME LOG IN EITHER!!! At least you can review! I couldn't review at all! Not even anonymously!! (Wow, I spelt that without spell-check! :D) I feel your pain! Hey did you see the episode where Ryou tells Joey he forced Bones to give up all his locator cards? And he was like "Good luck!" That was so funny! And Ryou looked good like that! Yami's starting to look kind of funny looking O.O;
Syra Lebru: Coconuts?! *Imagines a disturbing scene with Bakura hula dancing with a grass skirt and coconut bra* THAT IS SO DISTURBING! WHY DID I EVEN THINK THAT?!?!??! OH MY LORD! You're paying for my therapist bills!
SkyDancerHawk: Yeah, reading your review gave me an idea but I forgot it -_- ; Bakura gets a job then . . . something happens to Ryou . . . I FORGOT! Maybe I'll put him (Bakura I mean, not Ryou) in the mafia O____o;
Shadow Ishtar: Long-sleeved T-shirts (the ones that go all the way to your wrist) are just called shirts. I think I had too much cough medicine when I wrote about the sleeve buying merchant. LIES! ALL LIES! BAKURA IS LYING!!! HE BROKE THAT TV!! Hey what a coincidence! I have a pigeon! I got it about 2 weeks ago! And she (the lady in previous chapter) was feeding mutated giraffes that migrated to Japan because of the drought.
Sparklypiggy: It was the part where Bakura said that writing was stupid and that stuff . . . Yes.
Yes it's true, I have a pigeon! Ask my two friends that have seen it. And no, we're not going to eat it! STOP ASKING!!! It's just a baby pigeon so yeah . . . we didn't give it a name =( I wanted to name it something! Oh well.
Also thanks to all the voted on my poll about the sequel to 'Seto's in Trouble!' I'm kind of planning to combine all the ideas! But I don't have an idea for what the sequel's story title will be! Go to the poll and suggest on that forum thing.
NOTE: No woodland creatures where injured in the making of this chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or 'Dominoes'
~
We stashed the poisonous and explosive materials that resembles other objects in Marik's Lair. That's his basement. Isis doesn't go there because she knows that Marik practices experiments involving electricity, a large switch, woodland creatures, and dishwashing fluids.
I made sure Lloyd and Journal didn't go there with me, they are still young for this seeing those woodland creatures (that are no longer woodland creatures) will freak them out.
-
HIYA RYOU! WHATCHA DOING JUST LYING THERE ON THE COUCH?!?!? OH YOU HAVE A HEADACHE??! OF COURSE I'LL QUITE DOWN!!!
SO, HOW'D YA GET A HEADACHE?!
Oh . . . I don't know anything about leaving a bunch of paper balls that are apparently filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals on the stairs were you can step on them and trip and they'd be stuck all over your hair which would bring you much pain because of the highly toxic and unstable chemicals.
Well um . . . I'd better go do my chores!
-
Do, doo, do, do, do, doo, dooooooooooooooooooooo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
HEYA RYOU! I'm just here mowing the carpet! How'd I get a lawnmower into the living room? Well I'm smart that's why! ^__^
Stop looking at me like that! I am very smart! Well I'm mowing the carpet because I think it needs a nice trim.
What? Sorry Ryou I can't hear you! So you have a headache what does that have to do with me mowing the carpet?
Carpets can me mowed for your information! It's not loud! YOU'RE JUST QUITE! DON'T BE MEAN RYOU!!!!
Oh whoops! I knocked over a lamp, which knocked over another lamp, which fell onto another lamp making that lamp fall . . . and another lamp . . . and wait! It's going to fall into that chair! No wait, that's a lamp! Man, do we ever have so many lamps! It's like a domino thing going on!
Hey, we live in the city of 'Domino' and there's a pizza company named 'Dominoes'. Wow, isn't that interesting Ryou?
Um, there's red gooey stuff coming out of your head . . . HEY! That's blood!
I know because once we threw a mouse in the blender and Marik, being an idiot, forgot to put the lid on, and Isis came home (that woman has weird timing) and she threw a fit! Yeah that mouse was the slave's pet! He's still looking for it! The Pharaoh told his slave that his dumb rat joined the 'M.C.J' which stands for 'Mouse Circus of Japan' and his slave believed him! His grandfather told the Pharaoh that so the Pharaoh told that to his slave! They both thought the rat joined the 'M.C.J'! Like they'd take in the Pharaoh's slave's rat! No one ever found out it was us.
Jeeze Ryou! You can at least pretend to be listening! You're look like you're dead or something . . .
Oh wait, he go hit by a lamp and there's blood coming out of his head and he's unconscious, that can't be too good!
Stupid Ryou! He just got his by a lamp! If I got hit by a lamp it wouldn't even faze me because my skull is thick! That's what Ryou told me when I set fire on the kitchen. At least we got a new kitchen right? 'Insurance' is good!
Hm. Maybe I should help him. Like take him to the 'hospital' or something like that. Nah, I'd rather go get some food.
-
Fridge.
Empty.
Freezer.
Empty.
Cupboards.
Empty.
Microwave.
Empty.
Oven.
Rabbit.
Lawnmower.
Grass.
Yum! Grass! Wait a minute! Why's there a rabbit in the oven?!?! I remember sticking the slave in an oven once . . . . Heh. The Pharaoh practically went insane. At least I didn't cook him . . .
The bunny I drew and gave to Marik to 'laminate' was much more appealing.
Ra I'm hungry!!!
Not that I want to eat it or anything. The rodent I mean. I've been talking much about rodents lately. Slave rats. Ryou-looking rabbits.
Yes. The rabbit looks like Ryou! Not that I want to eat Ryou. Since I do _NOT_ want to eat that rodent. Wait a minute!
Rat.
Rabbit.
Rodent.
Ryou.
I see a pattern.
Yum . . . Hey! Since when did I start eating that rabbit?!
It's kind of bland . . . needs salsa . . . MMMMMMMMMMMMMM . . . salsa . . .
I loved salsa ever since I chugged down 3 bottles of ketchup (why there was 3 bottles of ketchup lying around I shall never know . . .) and puked it back out.
Ryou said I had a fever so I wasn't thinking straight when I was chugging down ketchup. I never think straight! Fever or not!
Anyways I hurled all over the place and the red guck filled with some chunks of last month's moths (which I ate last month ^__^) reminded me of the bottle of 'salsa' un-used in Ryou's kitchen.
While Ryou was cleaning all that up I went into the kitchen and swallowed up all of the 'salsa'. Yum.
Ryou screamed at me after that. He said that that bottle of salsa was bought in 1995 and was never even opened yet. Apparently he doesn't like salsa so when he was a kid he hid it away and then during (the time I was having the fever) spring cleaning he found it and just placed it there and had to go clean my barf before throwing it away.
Good ol' Ryou. Too bad I barfed after his yelling.
I love salsa.
Hey Ryou! When'd you get here? Did you have a good sleep? I was just thinking about you. Remember when I barfed all over the living room . . .? Why am I gnawing on you bunny plushie??
Holy Ra! I thought it was real!
Ryou's staring at me oddly. He looks kind of afraid.
Why was there a rabbit plushie in the oven anyways?!?! Oh . . . well now that you mention it, it DOES look like a table.
Listen to me Ryou; I wouldn't have tried to eat it if I thought it wasn't real.
I should've known it wasn't real. It tastes so _BLAND_.
We need to buy more salsa!
Ryou looks like he's going to pass out again. He deathly hates salsa.
I think it clashes with his white hair. Mine, on the other hand, would be a perfect fit for salsa . . . wait, my hair is white! I take that back. SALSA! I NEED SALSA!
There's even a dance called 'salsa' I think. I was watching it on the 'television' or in my term, 'the square box with moving pictures that produces sounds'.
Once I was experimenting with the thingy that operates 'the square box with moving pictures that produces sounds' and the 'Salsa Network' came on.
It was amazing! I started to learn the steps but then Ryou came in and he saw me dancing salsa while eating salsa, he ran screaming and out of the house.
He cancelled the subscription for the 'Salsa Network' after that. And he refused to give me salsa.
No more salsa for poor Bakura. =(
Ryou took the ugly rabbit from my mouth. Not that you're ugly Ryou . . . hehe . . .
I have to be nice to Ryou. I need my salsa back!
~
I don't know why I just ended it there . . . I didn't know where the rodent things came from. It appeared out of no where and attacked me from behind! Um . . . rabbits are rodents right? Bakura thinks so. I have nothing against animals. I guess Bakura just doesn't like them huh?
Did I mention that all the Yamis and Hikaris have separate bodies? Marik's yami probably won't show up unless I get an idea that involves him. I don't like salsa so . . . yeah. There is no such thing as the 'Salsa Network' from my experience. And if there is, I don't own it.
This chapter is 5 pages long, one extra page because of the last chapter's short-ness. This makes up for it. Okay, it doesn't really, but I don't care! I finally get a chance to write since my relatives are gone from visiting!
Yes, anyways thanks to all who went to my site and voted on the 2 polls I currently put up.
'No Sanity Allowed' is back!!! NOW EVERYONE CAN STOP TRYING TO KILL ME! ^__^
ID: 1676247
|
|
\/ Thanks for listening to me and Bakura's rambling. Please review.