Wow, haven't updated in over a week . . . well that's not very long, for me
anyways! First day of midterms! (Well maybe not by the time I post it . .
.) French was kind of easy! We watched 'Finding Nemo' in French with
English subtitles and we had a double sided sheet that we had to fill out
(in French) but we got to take it home to do it! ^__^ and the Social
Studies test was pretty easy, it was out of 130 O_O;
Yeah enough about my life! I'm taking time from studying (I'm NOT going to do well on my Science midterm I'm sure . . .) to write a bit . . .
RainOwl: YAY! You're the 50th reviewer! I think . . . I'm not really sure, fanfic is messed up! Anyways um . . . usually I'll put you into the story and you'll do . . . something but right now my brain's dead and I really don't know . . . anything . . . you want to bonk Bakura on the head or something? He's not real so, it's okay . . .
Bakura: JUST BECAUSE I'M ANIME DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS!!! *Runs away crying*
Your zombie made me think of squirrels . . . ZOMBIE squirrels
Nerva al'Thor: I'M LOVED! HAH! ONE FOR ME NOW, HUH GOD?!!?!
God: -_-; so, I have more fans then you!
Dark-Sephy: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! TEA MUST DIE! She's gotten annoying . . . in "Duellist Kingdom" she was OK, but now in "Enter the Shadow Realm" she's gotten annoying
Life's Light/anime*angel: Must you always point out my flaws?! You're right! I DID THAT! I didn't realize until I re-read it but by then I was too lazy to do anything about it
Sparklypiggy: Yeah, I know you're not a guy! Marik's just . . . weird . . . going gangster I think O_O; Bah, I'll have to read your stories a little later! Stupid people who never finish their fics just because they want to torture us . . . MUST STORIES HAVE PLOTS?!? That really made no sense eh?
Thanks to others who reviewed:
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
dreammaster2411
Warning: Tea/Anzu bashing. Can anyone tell me what they mean when they call Tea 'apricot girl'? I thought apricot was a fruit -_-; so she's a fruit? What's a fruit? Not like the ones you eat . . . Also, there's a dirty joke in here . . . should I up the rating more? I have the worst jokes! GAH! Spot the joke and you get . . . nothing really, I'll send you a . . . e- card?
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Some dude did. She would type his name, but she's too lazy to walk to the next room and get her manga. Sorry.
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I think Ryou became a leaf due to the highly toxic and unstable chemicals that he fell on that day.
After all, the sweat from Marik's socks were in there!
The sweat was lavender. His favourite color! LAVENDER SWEAT.
That's.
Just.
Sick.
I'm all out for throwing rodents in blenders but LAVENDER SWEAT?! His socks weren't even lavender . . . wait! On second thought I think it wasn't his socks! It was his old skin that he peeled from under his feet! Ra, I'm going to puke!
Alright Bakura, calm yourself down. You have to go to the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend's house and learn to be the best salsa dancer in the world. The your followers can help steal the Pharaoh's Puzzle because he can't hurt innocent people driven mad by a crazy 3000 year old spirit in a ring that dances salsa.
We're almost there Lloyd! I CAN FEEL IT!!
. . .
Even though we haven't gotten out of the front yard yet I can feel the salsa calling to me! THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALS-!!
Oops, did I say that out loud? The neighbours are staring . . .
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? NEVER SEEN A HANSOME GUY BEFORE?"
I flick my hair back. One of the neighbours' daughters starts puking on her front lawn while her friend laughs like mad.
So I haven't showered in a while . . . didn't have to make me feel bad.
Stupid mortals.
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Hey look Lloyd! This is the same place I rescued you from that stupid freckled face kid. I choked him good, I did.
Wow, how ironic. There's the kid right now looking as annoying as ever.
He pouts like the little kid he is and says, "Hey mister! You'd better give me back that ball! My dad's a poo-lice officer and he can send you to jail!"
Stupid little kid.
"Ball? What ball? Aren't you a bit young to have any balls?" I burst out laughing.
He looks at me very, very confused. "I'm 5 years old! SEE!" He sticks up 3 fingers from his right had and 2 from his left.
I snort and just start to walk away.
Remember you're mission, Bakura, THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA!
"EEWWWW! I HATE salsa! It tastes like toenails!"
SHIT! The kid's trailing me! I wonder why he knows how toenails taste like . . . did I speak aloud again . . . He's staring at me, am I thinking out loud?
"Look here you little punk! Lloyd's MY ball now!" Wow, that sounded kind of wrong.
"LLOYD?!?!? You NAMED my ball? HOW COULD YOU MR. SPARKLES!"
"Mr. SPARKLES??!?! ARE YOU INSANE??!!" Well I'm insane, but you know what I mean right Journal? "YOU DON'T DESERVE LLOYD! DDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
I punch him in the jaw. Stupid kid! Mr. Sparkles?! That's like a dog's name!
"DDDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!" The kid cries and cries and cries and . . . well you get the point -_-;
It was the 'cop'! The kid's father was that 'police officer' that gave us the coupon!
"Hey it's you! Hi, how's it going?" We shake hands as he ignored his kid.
"Daddy! That man punched me! And he stole Mr. Sparkles!" The kid makes this fake pathetic face. Freaking little -
"It's MY BALL! And he said salsa tastes like toenails! I've never eaten toenails, but from the way he said it, it must not have been a positive comment!" I sound so cool, I should be a 'lawyer', like on that 'television show' Judge Something-or-other.
"Ew, that sounded kind of wrong . . . WHAT?! I told you boy! Don't diss THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA!"
Wow, it's like there's in echo out here.
"Sorry to bother you sir, you can have that ball if you want to, I owe you one!" He took the kid and dragged him away.
YAY! We survived another toadstool in life Lloyd.
. . .
Oh, I mean 'obstacle'.
Back to important matters! Must find the Pharaoh's Slave's Friends and SALSA!!!!
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Damn . . . what's a 'street' again?! Ryou's language is so confusing. If it was written in Bakura language (Ancient Egyptian script) maybe it'll be easier.
Pictures are so much better than books! That's why I have nice picture books in my room! I learn a LOT too! Bunnies hop and cow's 'moo'! Not the other way around! ^__^
AHAH! Thank you Ra! The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend! She's just STANDING there!
As if waiting for me to bring her to her DOOM! MUHAHAHAHA!
"Hello, Tea, it is I, Ryou. You're friend. Yes. Ryou . . . friend . . . remember that now."
"Oh hi Ryou! ^__^ what's up??"
FEAR ME! FOR I HAVE - A BRITISH ACCENT!!!
"Oh . . . nothing, what is up with you?"
"I'm waiting for the bus, I got a new part-time job!"
What's a bus?
"I need you're help Tea. I'm going to a . . . dance party . . . and I need to learn to do THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALS-"
DAMMIT! I let myself slip! MUST CONTROL SELF!!!
"Are you alright Ryou? You're twitching . . ."
"I'm *twitch* fine . . ." I finally control myself. I must be careful. "So, anyways I was wondering if you can teach me THE *twitch* . . . salsa . . ."
"OH! I'm faltered that you came to me but I can't salsa! I'm going to go to New York and study another kind of dance! Like ballerina! Or hip hop, that's why I play DDR, it stands for Dance Dance Revolution. You should try ballerina I don't see much guys dancing that but it's really good, and you're my friend so we can learn to dance together and we can both go to New York and find ballerina friends! Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tristan don't like ballerina but that's okay, since you like dancing now so we can convince them to do hip hop and they can go to New York and make hip hop friends and then we can all be friends and we'll have lot's of friend and out new friends ca - OH GOSH! I missed my bus! The driver isn't really friendly! We should all be friends! Maybe he likes to dance too! Anyways, as I was saying our new friends ca- Ryou? RRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOUUU? Where did you go? Where you too excited and decided to go to New York without me? =("
"PREPARE TO DIE MORTAL!!!!!!" I was about to chuck some paper balls filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals at her when I was stopped by . . . RYOU?!?!
"STOP BAKURA! You can't kill my friend!"
"RYOU?!?!?!? BUT YOU TURNED INTO A LEAF!!!!"
"Whhhhaaaa?"
"You weren't home, and there was this leaf on your bed and the highly toxic and unstable chemicals in paper balls and I was going to learn how to salsa . . ."
"Ugh! No more of this salsa stuff Bakura! And that leaf was my bookmark! It's made out of plastic! I went out to the doctors because of YOUR highly toxic and unstable chemicals!"
Oh . . . well I knew that!
And now, to make matters worse, the Pharaoh and his slave is here.
"RUN TEA! BAKURA'S TRYING TO KILL YOU!" Stupid slave ratted me out! Well, she should have excepted that I'd try to kill her.
"What? Nah! Bakura would never do that! He's my friend! And he was just pretending to be Ryou so I can teach him how to dance! He could've just told me but that's okay! Sometimes friends keeping secrets are okay. But I made him upset that I can't dance salsa s-"
"SALSA?! I LOVE SALSA!!!" OH MY RA! THE PHARAOH IS DANCING!!!!
"MY EYES!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!" The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend ran away screaming in fear.
I would've done the same thing! He has ruined the true art of salsa =(
~
5 pages again! I usually just write 3 for all of my other stories! But always at least 5 in this one . . . I'm very proud of myself . . .
Hey RainOwl you want to be the girl that puked's friend? Or someone give me an idea -_-; my brain is just . . . gone . . . I think I'm high on something O_O; Waiter, there's a drug in my soup! Wow, aren't I just funny?!?!!? Anyone find the joke? Because if you did you get a box of AIR! And the box is made of AIR! First 3 correct answers gets FRESH AIR! It will be delivered by the next chapter! THINK HARD BEFORE YOU SUMIT YOUR ENTRY!!! You only get one ;)
Were my Tea friendship speeches any bad? Because they are technically supposed to be.
I made Bakura sound like he's talking to himself . . . not Ryou though! HAHAHAHHA! You get it? Ryou's his other half? They can talk to each other (even though they don't) and Bakura talks to himself? And it's not Ryou? HAHA? You see?
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\/ you can review and tell me to stop making jokes that make no sense if you want too . . . *sighs* Not that it'll stop me . . . *manic theme plays* . . .
Yeah enough about my life! I'm taking time from studying (I'm NOT going to do well on my Science midterm I'm sure . . .) to write a bit . . .
RainOwl: YAY! You're the 50th reviewer! I think . . . I'm not really sure, fanfic is messed up! Anyways um . . . usually I'll put you into the story and you'll do . . . something but right now my brain's dead and I really don't know . . . anything . . . you want to bonk Bakura on the head or something? He's not real so, it's okay . . .
Bakura: JUST BECAUSE I'M ANIME DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS!!! *Runs away crying*
Your zombie made me think of squirrels . . . ZOMBIE squirrels
Nerva al'Thor: I'M LOVED! HAH! ONE FOR ME NOW, HUH GOD?!!?!
God: -_-; so, I have more fans then you!
Dark-Sephy: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! TEA MUST DIE! She's gotten annoying . . . in "Duellist Kingdom" she was OK, but now in "Enter the Shadow Realm" she's gotten annoying
Life's Light/anime*angel: Must you always point out my flaws?! You're right! I DID THAT! I didn't realize until I re-read it but by then I was too lazy to do anything about it
Sparklypiggy: Yeah, I know you're not a guy! Marik's just . . . weird . . . going gangster I think O_O; Bah, I'll have to read your stories a little later! Stupid people who never finish their fics just because they want to torture us . . . MUST STORIES HAVE PLOTS?!? That really made no sense eh?
Thanks to others who reviewed:
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
dreammaster2411
Warning: Tea/Anzu bashing. Can anyone tell me what they mean when they call Tea 'apricot girl'? I thought apricot was a fruit -_-; so she's a fruit? What's a fruit? Not like the ones you eat . . . Also, there's a dirty joke in here . . . should I up the rating more? I have the worst jokes! GAH! Spot the joke and you get . . . nothing really, I'll send you a . . . e- card?
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Some dude did. She would type his name, but she's too lazy to walk to the next room and get her manga. Sorry.
~
I think Ryou became a leaf due to the highly toxic and unstable chemicals that he fell on that day.
After all, the sweat from Marik's socks were in there!
The sweat was lavender. His favourite color! LAVENDER SWEAT.
That's.
Just.
Sick.
I'm all out for throwing rodents in blenders but LAVENDER SWEAT?! His socks weren't even lavender . . . wait! On second thought I think it wasn't his socks! It was his old skin that he peeled from under his feet! Ra, I'm going to puke!
Alright Bakura, calm yourself down. You have to go to the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend's house and learn to be the best salsa dancer in the world. The your followers can help steal the Pharaoh's Puzzle because he can't hurt innocent people driven mad by a crazy 3000 year old spirit in a ring that dances salsa.
We're almost there Lloyd! I CAN FEEL IT!!
. . .
Even though we haven't gotten out of the front yard yet I can feel the salsa calling to me! THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALS-!!
Oops, did I say that out loud? The neighbours are staring . . .
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? NEVER SEEN A HANSOME GUY BEFORE?"
I flick my hair back. One of the neighbours' daughters starts puking on her front lawn while her friend laughs like mad.
So I haven't showered in a while . . . didn't have to make me feel bad.
Stupid mortals.
~
Hey look Lloyd! This is the same place I rescued you from that stupid freckled face kid. I choked him good, I did.
Wow, how ironic. There's the kid right now looking as annoying as ever.
He pouts like the little kid he is and says, "Hey mister! You'd better give me back that ball! My dad's a poo-lice officer and he can send you to jail!"
Stupid little kid.
"Ball? What ball? Aren't you a bit young to have any balls?" I burst out laughing.
He looks at me very, very confused. "I'm 5 years old! SEE!" He sticks up 3 fingers from his right had and 2 from his left.
I snort and just start to walk away.
Remember you're mission, Bakura, THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA!
"EEWWWW! I HATE salsa! It tastes like toenails!"
SHIT! The kid's trailing me! I wonder why he knows how toenails taste like . . . did I speak aloud again . . . He's staring at me, am I thinking out loud?
"Look here you little punk! Lloyd's MY ball now!" Wow, that sounded kind of wrong.
"LLOYD?!?!? You NAMED my ball? HOW COULD YOU MR. SPARKLES!"
"Mr. SPARKLES??!?! ARE YOU INSANE??!!" Well I'm insane, but you know what I mean right Journal? "YOU DON'T DESERVE LLOYD! DDDDDDIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
I punch him in the jaw. Stupid kid! Mr. Sparkles?! That's like a dog's name!
"DDDDDAAAAAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!!!" The kid cries and cries and cries and . . . well you get the point -_-;
It was the 'cop'! The kid's father was that 'police officer' that gave us the coupon!
"Hey it's you! Hi, how's it going?" We shake hands as he ignored his kid.
"Daddy! That man punched me! And he stole Mr. Sparkles!" The kid makes this fake pathetic face. Freaking little -
"It's MY BALL! And he said salsa tastes like toenails! I've never eaten toenails, but from the way he said it, it must not have been a positive comment!" I sound so cool, I should be a 'lawyer', like on that 'television show' Judge Something-or-other.
"Ew, that sounded kind of wrong . . . WHAT?! I told you boy! Don't diss THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALSA!"
Wow, it's like there's in echo out here.
"Sorry to bother you sir, you can have that ball if you want to, I owe you one!" He took the kid and dragged him away.
YAY! We survived another toadstool in life Lloyd.
. . .
Oh, I mean 'obstacle'.
Back to important matters! Must find the Pharaoh's Slave's Friends and SALSA!!!!
~
Damn . . . what's a 'street' again?! Ryou's language is so confusing. If it was written in Bakura language (Ancient Egyptian script) maybe it'll be easier.
Pictures are so much better than books! That's why I have nice picture books in my room! I learn a LOT too! Bunnies hop and cow's 'moo'! Not the other way around! ^__^
AHAH! Thank you Ra! The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend! She's just STANDING there!
As if waiting for me to bring her to her DOOM! MUHAHAHAHA!
"Hello, Tea, it is I, Ryou. You're friend. Yes. Ryou . . . friend . . . remember that now."
"Oh hi Ryou! ^__^ what's up??"
FEAR ME! FOR I HAVE - A BRITISH ACCENT!!!
"Oh . . . nothing, what is up with you?"
"I'm waiting for the bus, I got a new part-time job!"
What's a bus?
"I need you're help Tea. I'm going to a . . . dance party . . . and I need to learn to do THE SALSA! THE SALSA! THE SALS-"
DAMMIT! I let myself slip! MUST CONTROL SELF!!!
"Are you alright Ryou? You're twitching . . ."
"I'm *twitch* fine . . ." I finally control myself. I must be careful. "So, anyways I was wondering if you can teach me THE *twitch* . . . salsa . . ."
"OH! I'm faltered that you came to me but I can't salsa! I'm going to go to New York and study another kind of dance! Like ballerina! Or hip hop, that's why I play DDR, it stands for Dance Dance Revolution. You should try ballerina I don't see much guys dancing that but it's really good, and you're my friend so we can learn to dance together and we can both go to New York and find ballerina friends! Yugi, Yami, Joey and Tristan don't like ballerina but that's okay, since you like dancing now so we can convince them to do hip hop and they can go to New York and make hip hop friends and then we can all be friends and we'll have lot's of friend and out new friends ca - OH GOSH! I missed my bus! The driver isn't really friendly! We should all be friends! Maybe he likes to dance too! Anyways, as I was saying our new friends ca- Ryou? RRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOUUU? Where did you go? Where you too excited and decided to go to New York without me? =("
"PREPARE TO DIE MORTAL!!!!!!" I was about to chuck some paper balls filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals at her when I was stopped by . . . RYOU?!?!
"STOP BAKURA! You can't kill my friend!"
"RYOU?!?!?!? BUT YOU TURNED INTO A LEAF!!!!"
"Whhhhaaaa?"
"You weren't home, and there was this leaf on your bed and the highly toxic and unstable chemicals in paper balls and I was going to learn how to salsa . . ."
"Ugh! No more of this salsa stuff Bakura! And that leaf was my bookmark! It's made out of plastic! I went out to the doctors because of YOUR highly toxic and unstable chemicals!"
Oh . . . well I knew that!
And now, to make matters worse, the Pharaoh and his slave is here.
"RUN TEA! BAKURA'S TRYING TO KILL YOU!" Stupid slave ratted me out! Well, she should have excepted that I'd try to kill her.
"What? Nah! Bakura would never do that! He's my friend! And he was just pretending to be Ryou so I can teach him how to dance! He could've just told me but that's okay! Sometimes friends keeping secrets are okay. But I made him upset that I can't dance salsa s-"
"SALSA?! I LOVE SALSA!!!" OH MY RA! THE PHARAOH IS DANCING!!!!
"MY EYES!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!" The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend ran away screaming in fear.
I would've done the same thing! He has ruined the true art of salsa =(
~
5 pages again! I usually just write 3 for all of my other stories! But always at least 5 in this one . . . I'm very proud of myself . . .
Hey RainOwl you want to be the girl that puked's friend? Or someone give me an idea -_-; my brain is just . . . gone . . . I think I'm high on something O_O; Waiter, there's a drug in my soup! Wow, aren't I just funny?!?!!? Anyone find the joke? Because if you did you get a box of AIR! And the box is made of AIR! First 3 correct answers gets FRESH AIR! It will be delivered by the next chapter! THINK HARD BEFORE YOU SUMIT YOUR ENTRY!!! You only get one ;)
Were my Tea friendship speeches any bad? Because they are technically supposed to be.
I made Bakura sound like he's talking to himself . . . not Ryou though! HAHAHAHHA! You get it? Ryou's his other half? They can talk to each other (even though they don't) and Bakura talks to himself? And it's not Ryou? HAHA? You see?
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\/ you can review and tell me to stop making jokes that make no sense if you want too . . . *sighs* Not that it'll stop me . . . *manic theme plays* . . .