Parents…who needs 'em?
Author: Union-Jack2.0
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters here. I won't list who does, 'cause it'd take too long.
Rating: Still getting the hang of this new set-up on FFDN…say PG13 in the States, 12 here in England.
Summary: A bunch of shorts about hypothetical situations in which Faith finds/has found a parent. Gets AU sometimes.
Author's Notes: Just a bunch of weird ideas that ambushed me when waking up in the morning. By the way, if you see something you'd like to see as a full-length fic, drop me a review to tell me so and I'll see what I can do. Seriously, I'm willing to have a bash if I know someone's willing to read it.
1998
Gotham City
"You bastard!"
This scream was accompanied by a meaty thump, followed by a cry of agony and the usual noises associated with a human body collapsing to the floor. Faith looked down in contempt at the freak who'd just told her he was her father, then stepped over his body, searching the cave for a way out.
"Yo! Smokin' hot butler-dude!" she called to the smartly-dressed gentleman waiting at the top of the winding staircase. "Wanna show me the way outta here?"
"Certainly, madam," he politely said, pointedly ignoring his groaning employer on the floor. In his opinion, Master Bruce quite deserved a little discomfort for his failure to realise his actions had consequences; in this particular case, a daughter.
She ran an appraising eye over him and grinned. "Say, d'ya know if there're any good clubs in town? 'Cuz I'm thinkin', you, me, an' a dance floor."
Alfred raised a dignified eyebrow, offering Faith his arm, which she took. Who was he to turn down such an offer when it was accompanied by such a compliment?
As the door closed behind them, the Batman still clutched at his tender groin, moaning piteously.
Crossover with Batman. (But you already worked that out.)