YAY! I WAS RIGHT! I did badly on my Science midterms! ^__^ Why am I happy?!
Okay, I don't know what I got yet but the test was hard! Yeah . . . I got
this STARNGE idea for this chapter when I was walking home from school on
Friday . . . but it's not a lot so hopefully I'll think of more strange
ideas later on! ^__^
OOOOHHHHH! REVIEWS!!!! *Puts them on her desk* ^__^ THEY SO PURDY!!!
Goddess-of-Anime: HEY! LONG TIME NO SEE! I think . . . eh?? Are you one of my reviewers from 'No Sanity Allowed'? It got deleted but its back and better! I added new scenes and took stuff out and made it longer! Please go read and review all the chapters! ^__^
KuranaandHiei4ever: Sorry! BUT I DON'T HAVE AIM!!!! *DUM, DUM, DUM!!!* I have MSN . . . um . . . oh! Go to my website darkshadow-23.cjb.net and then to the news place, and there's this poll . . . just vote or click on the view results thing!!! I can chat with you on the forum thingy! Uh . . . yeah! You can be in the story but I don't know what you can do -_-; I STILL don't know what to do with RainOwl since she's my 50th reviewer and she's supposed to do something!!!
Syra Lebru: I REMEMBER YOU! I think . . . I'm not really sure! I have terrible memory . . . I'm not kidding! Ask . . . um . . . someone who knows me! You're the person that suggested to put squirrels down Bakura's underpants! No, wait, I just randomly wanted that to happen . . . but I feel sorry to the squirrels! They'll probably die or be traumatised!
Sharpie Marker 666: You're right! I read some stories that made me laughed before and my mom came in and asked why I was laughing like a crazy chicken O.o; (she said it in Cantonese)
Life's Light/anime*angel: Sorry! But unfortunately that answer is _WRONG_!!! But don't worry! YOU GET A CONSTELLATION PRIZE!!!! Here's your *drum starts . . . drumming . . .* CUP OF AIR!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!! ^_______^ I always make mistakes . . . I'LL FIND A MISTAKE IN YOUR WRITING! YOU'LL SEE!!!! Okay, I probably won't, I'm not . . . what do you call those people with brains again? Um . . . ssssaaaaa . . . sssssssaaaaaaaaaa- mmmmmmaaaarrrrrr . . . tttttttt . . . enough!
Thanks to the other people who reviewed!
RainOwl
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
Dreammaster2411
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
Aw, only one person found the joke . . . Syra Lebru, I hope you enjoy your brand new box of fresh air!!!! This not-exactly-a-contest is sponsored by: No one! Because no company in their right mind would help someone like darkshadow-23! ^__^
Many people liked the last chapter . . . was it because of the dancing Pharaoh? If only there was a 'Dancing Pharaoh' action figures . . . MUHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Someone more superior than her does. She can't even spell 'smart'! When she was born the nurse didn't put 'female' under 'gender' on her birth certificate, instead she put 'MORON'. (A/N: I made this up in art class . . . except I said it about someone else! XD)
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"I can't believe you tried to kill Tea, Bakura! Okay, actually, I can . . . BUT STILL! You can't just run around killing people!"
We're back at Ryou's house.
He's shouting at me! At least he's not 'disappointed'. Marik's going to be 'disappointed' at me fore not killing the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend. He's going to cry when I tell him about the Pharaoh dancing.
"- BLENDER! A BLENDER! You were going to stick Tea in A BLENDER!!! If Yugi hadn't found me in time I don't know WHAT you would have done!!!"
Ryou shouts a LOT. And he's supposed to be the nice one . . . Well how about I be nice and maybe Ryou will forget all about this!
"HEY RYOU! GUESS WHAT?!?! ^__^"
Ryou sighs, looking annoyed at me for interrupting his shouting session. "What?"
"I got you a present! ^__^" That ought to cheer him up.
"A present? Please, please, PLEASE tell me you didn't dissect the neighbour's pet AGAIN!!!!"
Oh, you make ONE LITTLE mistake . . . "No, no of course not! I got you this!" I hold up my wonderful, beautiful, and absolutely stunning present.
". . . eh?"
"See, I noticed in your garden that you had a bunch of flowers and stuff but nothing really useful-"
"Gee, thanks. -_-;"
"- so I went to the shops and got a package of 'Meat Growing Pills'!"
". . . What???"
"If you plant these and water it everyday you'll get a healthy plant of pork chops!"
"But Bakura, pork chops don't come from-"
"And the guy at the shop said that you can also grow seedless onions if you soak it in orange juice too!"
"But there ARE no seeds in-"
"I heard from Marik that the British REALLY like onions-"
"What kind of bloody sh-"
"-So I thought it would make the PERFECT gift! ^__^"
"-it is that??"
Ryou tends to swear quite a bit. I think it's because he's British. Probably because of all those seedless onions they eat.
"Here you go! The perfect gift from the perfect yami! ^__^" I thrust the package into his awaiting hands.
"Uh, thanks Bakura . . ."
"See? Aren't I the greatest? You don't see the Pharaoh giving seedless onion seeds for HIS hikari everyday!"
Ryou just stares at the package.
"What . . . don't you . . . like it . . .?"
DO NOT CRY BAKURA!!! Remember, you stole the package anyways . . . IT IS OKAY!
"Yes!!! Of COURSE I like it! But unfortunately my garden, you know? The . . . um . . . soil! Yeah the soil, it can't handle 'Pork Chop Plants' or 'Seedless Onion Tress' so I'm afraid I can't use it . . . that's why I have 'nothing useful' in my garden you see . . ."
"Oh . . ."
Its okay, Bakura, they are just seed . . . Its okay that you'll never see a pork chop plant . . . EVER!!!! DON'T CRY DAMMIT!!!
"But I can um . . . keep this package of seeds near my desk! So I can imagine a 'Pork Chop Plant' and a 'Seedless Onion Tree' every time I . . . see it?"
"OKAY! ^_____^"
I skip - I mean, walk away dignifiedly. I'm such a great yami don't you think?
"HEY WAIT! These aren't seeds! They're cond-"
I think I just hear Ryou say something . . . it must be my imagination . . .
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~*DING DONG*~
I'm at Marik's house right now! I'm going to be a good friend and give him a present as well! I bet he'd love it as much as Ryou loved the present I gave him! ^__^
"Oh, hi Bakura! What brings you here? Without a small animal??"
"I brought you a present Marik! ^__^"
"PRESENT?!?!? WHERE?!?!? GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!!! Err . . . I mean, come in good friend! ^__^"
"Here's your present Marik! ^__^" I hand him my fatabulous present! Is fatabulous even a word?
"What . . . is it?"
"It's World Book Encyclopaedia! THE 3rd EDITION!!!! ^__^ isn't it great?!"
"Yeah . . . well . . . it would be . . . but *sniff* I CAN'T READ!!!!!" Marik bursts into tears and runs somewhere upstairs clutching the World Book Encyclopaedia (3rd Edition) I gave him.
Wow, I didn't know he couldn't read! What a moron . . . even I can read! ^__^ HAHA! SUCKER!!!
"Bakura!" Uh oh, it's Isis -_-; "I can't believe you! As Marik's best friend you should know he can't read!"
"Since when was I his best friend?"
"You go apologize to him right now!"
"But I don't wanna! I gave him a present that's good enough!"
"Yeah, you gave him a BOOK with WORDS which he can't READ!!!!"
"It ain't my fault he can't read . . ." I stare at her accusingly.
"That's it! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" EEP! Where'd she get that broom?!
"Ow! Ow! OW! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT! IT HURTS!" What is that, a metal broom??
"Oh okay . . . HOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?" A FRYING PAN??!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?!
MY BRAIN! IT BURNS!!!! My skull is vibrating! DAMN MY THICK SKULL! Ryou said I had a thick skull but isn't that a good thing?!
Ooooh look blood! COOLIES! Bloody blood, blood! Come here little guy! Why has the wall going swirly colours?
Oh wait, that's my blood! It's so pretty!
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Uuuggghhh I feel like I have a hang over . . . that last thing I remember is being hit over by Isis's frying pan and passing out! I'll get her for this . . . I'll saw off her arm and feed it to the blender! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"About time you woke up! You made Marik feel terrible you know that? You know that he can't read!"
Gah, Ryou's picking on my again! I didn't know he couldn't read . . . well, he can read hieroglyphs and Arabic . . . Hey, I was JUST trying to be nice!
"Never, EVER give ANYONE any more GIFTS EVER again!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE YOU GAVE ME?!?!?!?"
"Duh, Pork Chop Plant seeds and Seedless Onion Trees!"
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING YOU IMBECILE!!! GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Ryou stomps away and a couple of moments later I hear a door slam somewhere.
There IS such thing . . . right?
That's what you get for being nice, remind me never to be nice again Lloyd!
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Ugh, I know that chapter kind of stunk! And it was short . . . 5 pages like always but there was mostly review responding -_-; I really need ideas people!
Does anyone know what Bakura REALLY gave Ryou? It wasn't intended to be THAT but right after I had a bit of writers block and closed the file, I thought it would be funny if I put that down . . . I told some of my friends on MSN and they said I SHOULD put it down . . . so I did! O_O; uh . . . blame them? ^__^;
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\/ I need ideas people! IDEAS! *Dies*
OOOOHHHHH! REVIEWS!!!! *Puts them on her desk* ^__^ THEY SO PURDY!!!
Goddess-of-Anime: HEY! LONG TIME NO SEE! I think . . . eh?? Are you one of my reviewers from 'No Sanity Allowed'? It got deleted but its back and better! I added new scenes and took stuff out and made it longer! Please go read and review all the chapters! ^__^
KuranaandHiei4ever: Sorry! BUT I DON'T HAVE AIM!!!! *DUM, DUM, DUM!!!* I have MSN . . . um . . . oh! Go to my website darkshadow-23.cjb.net and then to the news place, and there's this poll . . . just vote or click on the view results thing!!! I can chat with you on the forum thingy! Uh . . . yeah! You can be in the story but I don't know what you can do -_-; I STILL don't know what to do with RainOwl since she's my 50th reviewer and she's supposed to do something!!!
Syra Lebru: I REMEMBER YOU! I think . . . I'm not really sure! I have terrible memory . . . I'm not kidding! Ask . . . um . . . someone who knows me! You're the person that suggested to put squirrels down Bakura's underpants! No, wait, I just randomly wanted that to happen . . . but I feel sorry to the squirrels! They'll probably die or be traumatised!
Sharpie Marker 666: You're right! I read some stories that made me laughed before and my mom came in and asked why I was laughing like a crazy chicken O.o; (she said it in Cantonese)
Life's Light/anime*angel: Sorry! But unfortunately that answer is _WRONG_!!! But don't worry! YOU GET A CONSTELLATION PRIZE!!!! Here's your *drum starts . . . drumming . . .* CUP OF AIR!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!! ^_______^ I always make mistakes . . . I'LL FIND A MISTAKE IN YOUR WRITING! YOU'LL SEE!!!! Okay, I probably won't, I'm not . . . what do you call those people with brains again? Um . . . ssssaaaaa . . . sssssssaaaaaaaaaa- mmmmmmaaaarrrrrr . . . tttttttt . . . enough!
Thanks to the other people who reviewed!
RainOwl
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
Dreammaster2411
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
Aw, only one person found the joke . . . Syra Lebru, I hope you enjoy your brand new box of fresh air!!!! This not-exactly-a-contest is sponsored by: No one! Because no company in their right mind would help someone like darkshadow-23! ^__^
Many people liked the last chapter . . . was it because of the dancing Pharaoh? If only there was a 'Dancing Pharaoh' action figures . . . MUHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Someone more superior than her does. She can't even spell 'smart'! When she was born the nurse didn't put 'female' under 'gender' on her birth certificate, instead she put 'MORON'. (A/N: I made this up in art class . . . except I said it about someone else! XD)
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"I can't believe you tried to kill Tea, Bakura! Okay, actually, I can . . . BUT STILL! You can't just run around killing people!"
We're back at Ryou's house.
He's shouting at me! At least he's not 'disappointed'. Marik's going to be 'disappointed' at me fore not killing the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend. He's going to cry when I tell him about the Pharaoh dancing.
"- BLENDER! A BLENDER! You were going to stick Tea in A BLENDER!!! If Yugi hadn't found me in time I don't know WHAT you would have done!!!"
Ryou shouts a LOT. And he's supposed to be the nice one . . . Well how about I be nice and maybe Ryou will forget all about this!
"HEY RYOU! GUESS WHAT?!?! ^__^"
Ryou sighs, looking annoyed at me for interrupting his shouting session. "What?"
"I got you a present! ^__^" That ought to cheer him up.
"A present? Please, please, PLEASE tell me you didn't dissect the neighbour's pet AGAIN!!!!"
Oh, you make ONE LITTLE mistake . . . "No, no of course not! I got you this!" I hold up my wonderful, beautiful, and absolutely stunning present.
". . . eh?"
"See, I noticed in your garden that you had a bunch of flowers and stuff but nothing really useful-"
"Gee, thanks. -_-;"
"- so I went to the shops and got a package of 'Meat Growing Pills'!"
". . . What???"
"If you plant these and water it everyday you'll get a healthy plant of pork chops!"
"But Bakura, pork chops don't come from-"
"And the guy at the shop said that you can also grow seedless onions if you soak it in orange juice too!"
"But there ARE no seeds in-"
"I heard from Marik that the British REALLY like onions-"
"What kind of bloody sh-"
"-So I thought it would make the PERFECT gift! ^__^"
"-it is that??"
Ryou tends to swear quite a bit. I think it's because he's British. Probably because of all those seedless onions they eat.
"Here you go! The perfect gift from the perfect yami! ^__^" I thrust the package into his awaiting hands.
"Uh, thanks Bakura . . ."
"See? Aren't I the greatest? You don't see the Pharaoh giving seedless onion seeds for HIS hikari everyday!"
Ryou just stares at the package.
"What . . . don't you . . . like it . . .?"
DO NOT CRY BAKURA!!! Remember, you stole the package anyways . . . IT IS OKAY!
"Yes!!! Of COURSE I like it! But unfortunately my garden, you know? The . . . um . . . soil! Yeah the soil, it can't handle 'Pork Chop Plants' or 'Seedless Onion Tress' so I'm afraid I can't use it . . . that's why I have 'nothing useful' in my garden you see . . ."
"Oh . . ."
Its okay, Bakura, they are just seed . . . Its okay that you'll never see a pork chop plant . . . EVER!!!! DON'T CRY DAMMIT!!!
"But I can um . . . keep this package of seeds near my desk! So I can imagine a 'Pork Chop Plant' and a 'Seedless Onion Tree' every time I . . . see it?"
"OKAY! ^_____^"
I skip - I mean, walk away dignifiedly. I'm such a great yami don't you think?
"HEY WAIT! These aren't seeds! They're cond-"
I think I just hear Ryou say something . . . it must be my imagination . . .
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~*DING DONG*~
I'm at Marik's house right now! I'm going to be a good friend and give him a present as well! I bet he'd love it as much as Ryou loved the present I gave him! ^__^
"Oh, hi Bakura! What brings you here? Without a small animal??"
"I brought you a present Marik! ^__^"
"PRESENT?!?!? WHERE?!?!? GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!!! Err . . . I mean, come in good friend! ^__^"
"Here's your present Marik! ^__^" I hand him my fatabulous present! Is fatabulous even a word?
"What . . . is it?"
"It's World Book Encyclopaedia! THE 3rd EDITION!!!! ^__^ isn't it great?!"
"Yeah . . . well . . . it would be . . . but *sniff* I CAN'T READ!!!!!" Marik bursts into tears and runs somewhere upstairs clutching the World Book Encyclopaedia (3rd Edition) I gave him.
Wow, I didn't know he couldn't read! What a moron . . . even I can read! ^__^ HAHA! SUCKER!!!
"Bakura!" Uh oh, it's Isis -_-; "I can't believe you! As Marik's best friend you should know he can't read!"
"Since when was I his best friend?"
"You go apologize to him right now!"
"But I don't wanna! I gave him a present that's good enough!"
"Yeah, you gave him a BOOK with WORDS which he can't READ!!!!"
"It ain't my fault he can't read . . ." I stare at her accusingly.
"That's it! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!" EEP! Where'd she get that broom?!
"Ow! Ow! OW! STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT! IT HURTS!" What is that, a metal broom??
"Oh okay . . . HOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?" A FRYING PAN??!!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?!
MY BRAIN! IT BURNS!!!! My skull is vibrating! DAMN MY THICK SKULL! Ryou said I had a thick skull but isn't that a good thing?!
Ooooh look blood! COOLIES! Bloody blood, blood! Come here little guy! Why has the wall going swirly colours?
Oh wait, that's my blood! It's so pretty!
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Uuuggghhh I feel like I have a hang over . . . that last thing I remember is being hit over by Isis's frying pan and passing out! I'll get her for this . . . I'll saw off her arm and feed it to the blender! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"About time you woke up! You made Marik feel terrible you know that? You know that he can't read!"
Gah, Ryou's picking on my again! I didn't know he couldn't read . . . well, he can read hieroglyphs and Arabic . . . Hey, I was JUST trying to be nice!
"Never, EVER give ANYONE any more GIFTS EVER again!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WAS IN THE PACKAGE YOU GAVE ME?!?!?!?"
"Duh, Pork Chop Plant seeds and Seedless Onion Trees!"
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING YOU IMBECILE!!! GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Ryou stomps away and a couple of moments later I hear a door slam somewhere.
There IS such thing . . . right?
That's what you get for being nice, remind me never to be nice again Lloyd!
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Ugh, I know that chapter kind of stunk! And it was short . . . 5 pages like always but there was mostly review responding -_-; I really need ideas people!
Does anyone know what Bakura REALLY gave Ryou? It wasn't intended to be THAT but right after I had a bit of writers block and closed the file, I thought it would be funny if I put that down . . . I told some of my friends on MSN and they said I SHOULD put it down . . . so I did! O_O; uh . . . blame them? ^__^;
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\/ I need ideas people! IDEAS! *Dies*