Hey guys, I'm in a bit of a writing spree and got some ideas for this
chapter so I'm writing it! YAY! But it's only some ideas . . . New story!
Well, actually it's the sequel to 'SIT!' Please go read and review! Here's
the story ID: 1740143
Also, I bought Yu Yu Hakusho manga first volume! YAY! But it was to be continued to volume 2 but volume 2 ISN'T OUT YET!!! Here anyways . . . or maybe it just isn't selling around my area! I can't order it online because it's . . . bad?? Bah -_-; I'll just imagine what happens.
RainOwl: YAY! You are in this chapter! For being the 50th reviewer! Yes, I finally have something for you to do -_-; yeah . . . okay, I'm done now
Life's Light/anime*angel: YAY! NO MISTAKIES FOR ME!!! Wait, was that a mistake? Err Bakura smiles a lot because he is a very insane person/spirit/whatever the heck he is! THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?
Sharpie Marker 666: I made up a word?? What??? You confuse me! STUPID SMART PEOPLE! Was that an oxymoron? No, wait, I'm a moron . . .
Dreammaster2411: O_O THOSE ARE EXCELLENT IDEAS!!! I MUST USE THEM!!! *Runs to her refrigerator and pushes the lever that makes ice come out* TALK TO ME OH GREAT ONES!!!!
Thanks to those who I haven't replied to:
Nerva al'Thor
Nicki
Syra Lebru
Sparklypiggy
Kuramaandhiei4ever
I'm not going to re-write and re-post the first 4 chapters. Why? I'm lazy, that's why! HAH! Oh good news for RainOwl! She shall be in today's chapter for being the 50th reviewer! FINALLY! I got an idea for her to be in here . . . I don't know how she looks like in real life so . . . I'm not going to describe her features ^_^; try and find her and you get . . . nothing. Because I'm going to tell you anyways at the end.
So . . . everyone knows what Bakura REALLY gave Ryou . . . right??
Disclaimer: darkshaow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Isn't that also painfully obvious?! If she did, all of this would be happening to Bakura. There, I said it.
~
I'm walking back to Ryou's house right now.
I was just at Marik's, I apologized about that book and asked for it back. But it turns out that Marik has decided to learn how to read and promises that the first thing he will read is the World Book Encyclopaedia (3rd Edition). I just wanted the book back!
But I left without it to duck a beating from Isis. IT'S SPIRIT ABUSE! Millennium item spirit abuse.
Hmmmmm . . . the door's unlocked. Usually it is locked so thieves won't rob us. And it prevents me from robbing other houses. Poo.
EEP! Who's that! There's someone in Ryou's house! He's turned around so I'm seeing his back and he's got his hair tied up. HOW DARE HE BREAK INTO RYOU'S HOUSE?! IT WAS LOCKED!!! HE CAN ROB US AND WE CAN'T ROB OTHER PEOPLE?!?!?! UNFAIR!!!!
I pick up a broom that is conveniently placed near the front door, run over to the guy and start whacking him with it.
"HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO RYOU'S HOUSE YOU THIEF! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!!!! I feel kind of bad about saying that actually, after all, I am also a thief. The King of Thieves to be exact.
"STOP! STOP HITTING ME! IT'S ME, BAKURA!!!!"
"NO YOU LIAR! _I'M_ BAKURA! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RYOU??"
"NO YOU FREAKING BLOODY LUNATIC! I'M RYOU!"
"RYOU?!?!?!? YOU FOOL!!!! HOW _DARE_ YOU EAT RYOU! BY THE SEVEN HELLS, I SHALL KILL YOU AND AVENGE HIS DEATH!!!!!"
Before I can kill him, the crazy Ryou eating thief knees me in the stomach.
"EEEEEEEE! I HAVE AN OWIE!!!!!!"
The pain. Oh, the pain. The crazy Ryou eating thief turns around and it's . . . "RYOU?!?!?!"
Ryou's right eyebrow is twitching. That means he's mad . . . hey, at least he's not disappointed . . . right . . .?
"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. YOU!!!!" Ryou grabs the broom that I dropped when he kneed me and starts whacking me with it.
"NOOOOO! MORE OWIES!!!!"
~ About half an hour later ~
Ryou FINALLY stops abusing me and falls on the couch looking very tired.
HE'S tired??? I was getting beaten non-stop for half an hour!!!! Crazy . . . British . . . guy . . . I'm blaming all those seedless onions he eats!
"You're such a moron Bakura! I just tie my hair up and then I'm a robber?? Jeeze!"
"How was I supposed to know it was you? I've never seen you with your hair up!"
"I tie up my hair EVERY weekend!! That's when I clean up the house and don't want my hair swishing around everywhere. And do you see bleached blondes that have almost completely white hair walking around Domino everyday???"
I choose not to answer and do the next best thing, stick out my tongue :)
"GGRRRRRRR! THAT'S IT! NOW I'M MAD!!!"
"Weren't you mad when you were abusing me with that broom . . .?"
Ryou grabs the collar of my shirt and then tosses me outside with ease. How did he get so strong?? "DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU APOLPGIZE!!!" And then he slams the door.
~
I've been wandering around for the past 2 hours, I know Ryou. I could've apologized right away but that wouldn't work. He'd have to have calmed down before I can really apologize and THEN he would really forgive me.
I was JUST protecting his house from thieves! And I was going to avenge his death too! No consideration! And after that gift I gave him too! Hmmppfffff!
Where am I? I recognize this place! It's where Ryou goes and borrow books. The 'lib-er-ary'.
Gods I'm hungry. And I can't go back to Ryou it's only been 2 hours!!! He might still be mad. He kicked me out of the house so he must be madder than usual . . .
"NNNOOOO!!! ANOTHER OWIE!!!!" I guess I was just standing there spacing out in front of the 'lib-er-ary' so someone bumped into me.
"Oh I'm sorry! Are you o- EEEEEE!!!!" A feminine scream . . . Better not be the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend!!
"GGGGAAAHHHHH!!!!" I'm being abused again! The girl – not the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend - is hitting me with books!
"IT BURNS! STOP ABUSING ME YOU CRAZY WITCH!!!"
"THERE'S A BAT IN YOUR HAIR!!!"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELLS IS A 'BAT'???" Wow, I'm learning to curse like Ryou! He is a bad influence!
The crazy girl suddenly stops. "Wow, what a coincidence! I'm doing a science project on bats!" She sticks her books in my face. On one of them there is a picture of a rat/pig thing with wings. Creepy.
"IT'S STILL IN YOUR HAIR!!!" She points at my hair. I poke where she is pointing at and glare at her.
"THOSE ARE MY BANGS!!!"
"Oh . . . why are your bangs shaped like bat wings???"
"THEY ARE NOT BAT WINGS!!! THEY ARE HORNS OF THE DEVIL!!!!!"
She snorts at me. "'Horns of the Devil?' You're insane! And after I try to save you from a poisonous bat that tried to eat your brain . . . !" She walks away muttering about rude and inconsiderate people.
"GGGGRRRR!!!! I NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP!!! JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR IS DIFFERENT AND YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!"
Wow, that seems familiar! OH! Just like what I did to Ryou . . . I was just trying to help . . . That is so ironic! And both scenarios have to do with our hair! And we look almost the same! And we know each other! And um . . . we both have the Millennium Ring! And . . . so on.
I look at the building that can be seen everywhere with that big clock on it and it has been an hour already? About 3 hours since Ryou kicked me out. I guess it's about time to go back and apologize! I have to tell Lloyd what happened! I left him back at home . . . I HOPE RYOU DIDN'T ABUSE HIM AS WELL!!!
~
"Oh, alright! I forgive you Bakura. But next time THINK THINGS THROUGH before you do something . . . although it might be hard for you . . ." Ryou mutters the last part out but I manage to catch it. Eh? What does he mean by that??
I then tell him about the girl who abused me so he'll know that I'm REALLY sorry.
"Hmmmm . . . actually I think you DO need a haircut . . ."
"WHAT?!?! NO! DO NOT SHAVE MY HEAD!!"
"I won't shave your HEAD! Only your HAIR! Don't be silly!" Ryou laughs like a crazy maniac that wants hair for his mad experiments! MAD!!!
"No! YOU need a hair cut! NOT ME!!!"
Ryou pouts. "Nu-uh! I had it cut last week! You NEVER pay attention to ANYTHING!"
"Really?? Looks the same to me . . ."
"I only had it trimmed . . . and my hair grows fast! ^__^"
"-_-; what's the point then? Sounds like money wasting to me . . ."
Ryou glares at me this time. "Okay, if you don't want me to waste money _I_ can shave your hair!" UH OH!!! Ryou's got that evil glint in his eyes!!! AND HE'S SMIRKING!!! THE TERROR!
"NNNOOOO! DO NOT TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! HAIR ABUSE! HAIR ABUSE!!!"
I run away screaming.
"It won't be that bad! I used to work in a pet parlour with my Auntie in Britain on 'Go to Work with Your Auntie Day'!!!!!"
Ryou starts running after me.
"NO! I SHALL NOT BE ONE OF YOUR CRAZY ANIMAL HAIR CUTTING EXPERIMENTS YOU CRAZY SCIENTIST PERSON!!!"
"I'm actually pretty good! I shaved a cat before!! Sure it died the next day from blood poisoning, but it was just a coincidence!!!! BBBAAAKKKKKUUURRRAAAAAA!!!!"
"NOOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DO NOT WANT TO DIE – AGAIN!" WAIT!!! RYOU KILLED A CAT?!?!?!?!
"BBBBBBAAAAAAKKKKKUUUUURRRRAAAA!!! STOP RUNNING! I'll just give you a quick trim! I PROMISE!!!"
"I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!! YOU KILLED A CAT! WE EGYTIANS HONOUR CATS AND YOU KILL THEM!!! YOU ARE NOT THE RYOU I KNOW!!!!!"
"Come back Bakura! IT'LL BE OKAY!!!!"
"NNNNEEEEEEVVVVEEEEERRRR!!!!"
~
I don't know how I wrote all that! Took some time, it did. I don't know how I made the connection with the Ryou's hair being tied up thing and the girl trying to save Bakura thing . . . I just kind of realized it while I was writing and just added it in!!!
The girl was RainOwl in case you people didn't know okay? I made it to 5 pages! I think this chapter was a half about hair and half about abuse . . . but the chapter title labelled as 'Abuse' is kind of . . . weird . . . -_- ; Like me! A chapter labelled 'Hair' is also weird . . . GAH! The last part of the fic was mostly about wasting time!!! The only ideas I made for this chapter was Ryou's hair getting tied up and Bakura thinking it was a thief that ate Ryou and the part where the girl thinks there is a bat in Bakura's hair and tried to get it out . . . I decided to make the whacking object a book because you really can't find a broom in the middle of the street . . . but I think I could've made that happen anyways! ^_^
I got a question: In manga volume 4 for Yu-Gi-Oh! Bakura keeps saying 'KUKUKUKUKUKUKU' to Ryou. WHAT THE HECK IS HE SAYING?!??! Please inform me if you know what it means! And if anyone has Yu Yu Hakusho Volume 2 can you give me the summary?? At least I can GUESS what happens . . .
Also, I bought Yu Yu Hakusho manga first volume! YAY! But it was to be continued to volume 2 but volume 2 ISN'T OUT YET!!! Here anyways . . . or maybe it just isn't selling around my area! I can't order it online because it's . . . bad?? Bah -_-; I'll just imagine what happens.
RainOwl: YAY! You are in this chapter! For being the 50th reviewer! Yes, I finally have something for you to do -_-; yeah . . . okay, I'm done now
Life's Light/anime*angel: YAY! NO MISTAKIES FOR ME!!! Wait, was that a mistake? Err Bakura smiles a lot because he is a very insane person/spirit/whatever the heck he is! THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?
Sharpie Marker 666: I made up a word?? What??? You confuse me! STUPID SMART PEOPLE! Was that an oxymoron? No, wait, I'm a moron . . .
Dreammaster2411: O_O THOSE ARE EXCELLENT IDEAS!!! I MUST USE THEM!!! *Runs to her refrigerator and pushes the lever that makes ice come out* TALK TO ME OH GREAT ONES!!!!
Thanks to those who I haven't replied to:
Nerva al'Thor
Nicki
Syra Lebru
Sparklypiggy
Kuramaandhiei4ever
I'm not going to re-write and re-post the first 4 chapters. Why? I'm lazy, that's why! HAH! Oh good news for RainOwl! She shall be in today's chapter for being the 50th reviewer! FINALLY! I got an idea for her to be in here . . . I don't know how she looks like in real life so . . . I'm not going to describe her features ^_^; try and find her and you get . . . nothing. Because I'm going to tell you anyways at the end.
So . . . everyone knows what Bakura REALLY gave Ryou . . . right??
Disclaimer: darkshaow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Isn't that also painfully obvious?! If she did, all of this would be happening to Bakura. There, I said it.
~
I'm walking back to Ryou's house right now.
I was just at Marik's, I apologized about that book and asked for it back. But it turns out that Marik has decided to learn how to read and promises that the first thing he will read is the World Book Encyclopaedia (3rd Edition). I just wanted the book back!
But I left without it to duck a beating from Isis. IT'S SPIRIT ABUSE! Millennium item spirit abuse.
Hmmmmm . . . the door's unlocked. Usually it is locked so thieves won't rob us. And it prevents me from robbing other houses. Poo.
EEP! Who's that! There's someone in Ryou's house! He's turned around so I'm seeing his back and he's got his hair tied up. HOW DARE HE BREAK INTO RYOU'S HOUSE?! IT WAS LOCKED!!! HE CAN ROB US AND WE CAN'T ROB OTHER PEOPLE?!?!?! UNFAIR!!!!
I pick up a broom that is conveniently placed near the front door, run over to the guy and start whacking him with it.
"HOW DARE YOU BREAK INTO RYOU'S HOUSE YOU THIEF! PREPARE TO DIE!!!"
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!!!! I feel kind of bad about saying that actually, after all, I am also a thief. The King of Thieves to be exact.
"STOP! STOP HITTING ME! IT'S ME, BAKURA!!!!"
"NO YOU LIAR! _I'M_ BAKURA! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RYOU??"
"NO YOU FREAKING BLOODY LUNATIC! I'M RYOU!"
"RYOU?!?!?!? YOU FOOL!!!! HOW _DARE_ YOU EAT RYOU! BY THE SEVEN HELLS, I SHALL KILL YOU AND AVENGE HIS DEATH!!!!!"
Before I can kill him, the crazy Ryou eating thief knees me in the stomach.
"EEEEEEEE! I HAVE AN OWIE!!!!!!"
The pain. Oh, the pain. The crazy Ryou eating thief turns around and it's . . . "RYOU?!?!?!"
Ryou's right eyebrow is twitching. That means he's mad . . . hey, at least he's not disappointed . . . right . . .?
"I. Am. Going. To. Kill. YOU!!!!" Ryou grabs the broom that I dropped when he kneed me and starts whacking me with it.
"NOOOOO! MORE OWIES!!!!"
~ About half an hour later ~
Ryou FINALLY stops abusing me and falls on the couch looking very tired.
HE'S tired??? I was getting beaten non-stop for half an hour!!!! Crazy . . . British . . . guy . . . I'm blaming all those seedless onions he eats!
"You're such a moron Bakura! I just tie my hair up and then I'm a robber?? Jeeze!"
"How was I supposed to know it was you? I've never seen you with your hair up!"
"I tie up my hair EVERY weekend!! That's when I clean up the house and don't want my hair swishing around everywhere. And do you see bleached blondes that have almost completely white hair walking around Domino everyday???"
I choose not to answer and do the next best thing, stick out my tongue :)
"GGRRRRRRR! THAT'S IT! NOW I'M MAD!!!"
"Weren't you mad when you were abusing me with that broom . . .?"
Ryou grabs the collar of my shirt and then tosses me outside with ease. How did he get so strong?? "DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU APOLPGIZE!!!" And then he slams the door.
~
I've been wandering around for the past 2 hours, I know Ryou. I could've apologized right away but that wouldn't work. He'd have to have calmed down before I can really apologize and THEN he would really forgive me.
I was JUST protecting his house from thieves! And I was going to avenge his death too! No consideration! And after that gift I gave him too! Hmmppfffff!
Where am I? I recognize this place! It's where Ryou goes and borrow books. The 'lib-er-ary'.
Gods I'm hungry. And I can't go back to Ryou it's only been 2 hours!!! He might still be mad. He kicked me out of the house so he must be madder than usual . . .
"NNNOOOO!!! ANOTHER OWIE!!!!" I guess I was just standing there spacing out in front of the 'lib-er-ary' so someone bumped into me.
"Oh I'm sorry! Are you o- EEEEEE!!!!" A feminine scream . . . Better not be the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend!!
"GGGGAAAHHHHH!!!!" I'm being abused again! The girl – not the Pharaoh's Slave's Friend - is hitting me with books!
"IT BURNS! STOP ABUSING ME YOU CRAZY WITCH!!!"
"THERE'S A BAT IN YOUR HAIR!!!"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELLS IS A 'BAT'???" Wow, I'm learning to curse like Ryou! He is a bad influence!
The crazy girl suddenly stops. "Wow, what a coincidence! I'm doing a science project on bats!" She sticks her books in my face. On one of them there is a picture of a rat/pig thing with wings. Creepy.
"IT'S STILL IN YOUR HAIR!!!" She points at my hair. I poke where she is pointing at and glare at her.
"THOSE ARE MY BANGS!!!"
"Oh . . . why are your bangs shaped like bat wings???"
"THEY ARE NOT BAT WINGS!!! THEY ARE HORNS OF THE DEVIL!!!!!"
She snorts at me. "'Horns of the Devil?' You're insane! And after I try to save you from a poisonous bat that tried to eat your brain . . . !" She walks away muttering about rude and inconsiderate people.
"GGGGRRRR!!!! I NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP!!! JUST BECAUSE MY HAIR IS DIFFERENT AND YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!"
Wow, that seems familiar! OH! Just like what I did to Ryou . . . I was just trying to help . . . That is so ironic! And both scenarios have to do with our hair! And we look almost the same! And we know each other! And um . . . we both have the Millennium Ring! And . . . so on.
I look at the building that can be seen everywhere with that big clock on it and it has been an hour already? About 3 hours since Ryou kicked me out. I guess it's about time to go back and apologize! I have to tell Lloyd what happened! I left him back at home . . . I HOPE RYOU DIDN'T ABUSE HIM AS WELL!!!
~
"Oh, alright! I forgive you Bakura. But next time THINK THINGS THROUGH before you do something . . . although it might be hard for you . . ." Ryou mutters the last part out but I manage to catch it. Eh? What does he mean by that??
I then tell him about the girl who abused me so he'll know that I'm REALLY sorry.
"Hmmmm . . . actually I think you DO need a haircut . . ."
"WHAT?!?! NO! DO NOT SHAVE MY HEAD!!"
"I won't shave your HEAD! Only your HAIR! Don't be silly!" Ryou laughs like a crazy maniac that wants hair for his mad experiments! MAD!!!
"No! YOU need a hair cut! NOT ME!!!"
Ryou pouts. "Nu-uh! I had it cut last week! You NEVER pay attention to ANYTHING!"
"Really?? Looks the same to me . . ."
"I only had it trimmed . . . and my hair grows fast! ^__^"
"-_-; what's the point then? Sounds like money wasting to me . . ."
Ryou glares at me this time. "Okay, if you don't want me to waste money _I_ can shave your hair!" UH OH!!! Ryou's got that evil glint in his eyes!!! AND HE'S SMIRKING!!! THE TERROR!
"NNNOOOO! DO NOT TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! HAIR ABUSE! HAIR ABUSE!!!"
I run away screaming.
"It won't be that bad! I used to work in a pet parlour with my Auntie in Britain on 'Go to Work with Your Auntie Day'!!!!!"
Ryou starts running after me.
"NO! I SHALL NOT BE ONE OF YOUR CRAZY ANIMAL HAIR CUTTING EXPERIMENTS YOU CRAZY SCIENTIST PERSON!!!"
"I'm actually pretty good! I shaved a cat before!! Sure it died the next day from blood poisoning, but it was just a coincidence!!!! BBBAAAKKKKKUUURRRAAAAAA!!!!"
"NOOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DO NOT WANT TO DIE – AGAIN!" WAIT!!! RYOU KILLED A CAT?!?!?!?!
"BBBBBBAAAAAAKKKKKUUUUURRRRAAAA!!! STOP RUNNING! I'll just give you a quick trim! I PROMISE!!!"
"I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!! YOU KILLED A CAT! WE EGYTIANS HONOUR CATS AND YOU KILL THEM!!! YOU ARE NOT THE RYOU I KNOW!!!!!"
"Come back Bakura! IT'LL BE OKAY!!!!"
"NNNNEEEEEEVVVVEEEEERRRR!!!!"
~
I don't know how I wrote all that! Took some time, it did. I don't know how I made the connection with the Ryou's hair being tied up thing and the girl trying to save Bakura thing . . . I just kind of realized it while I was writing and just added it in!!!
The girl was RainOwl in case you people didn't know okay? I made it to 5 pages! I think this chapter was a half about hair and half about abuse . . . but the chapter title labelled as 'Abuse' is kind of . . . weird . . . -_- ; Like me! A chapter labelled 'Hair' is also weird . . . GAH! The last part of the fic was mostly about wasting time!!! The only ideas I made for this chapter was Ryou's hair getting tied up and Bakura thinking it was a thief that ate Ryou and the part where the girl thinks there is a bat in Bakura's hair and tried to get it out . . . I decided to make the whacking object a book because you really can't find a broom in the middle of the street . . . but I think I could've made that happen anyways! ^_^
I got a question: In manga volume 4 for Yu-Gi-Oh! Bakura keeps saying 'KUKUKUKUKUKUKU' to Ryou. WHAT THE HECK IS HE SAYING?!??! Please inform me if you know what it means! And if anyone has Yu Yu Hakusho Volume 2 can you give me the summary?? At least I can GUESS what happens . . .