I should really be doing my English essay right now . . . but it's my
birthday today so I don't care! ^__^ I forgot how I got this idea actually,
but today anime*angel and I were talking online about Kaiba's arm who
swings his arm around like spaghetti a lot and remembered my idea about
this idea so . . . yeah . . . it doesn't have anything to do with spaghetti
so I have no idea how I remembered my . . . idea . . . yes
Reviews to be answered:
Goddess-Of-Anime: It's not a box . . . it's a package! And I've never seen a box/package of . . . you-know-what . . . I have seen it on 'Friends' before when Joey took like 30 out and checked it O_O;
KuramaandHiei4ever: I've only read one volume and I'm a fan ^__^ I read some others but I only have the 1st volume . . . some big monster who eats children's souls and has this shiny ball . . . LIKE LLOYD!!! IT COULD BE LLOYD! NNNNOOOOO!!! LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYDDDDDD!!!!
Dreammaster2411: Yeah I figured it was laughing . . . but I was hoping it was some Egyptian . . . thing . . . Ancient Egyptian spirits are weird
Life's Light/anime*angel: Um, that's what I said! Well, kind of. I said the last part was about wasting time and space ^__^ don't I just have the greatest writing skills?!
To the rest of you . . . people . . .:
Nerva al'Thor
Rain Owl
Sparklypiggy
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Not even on her birthday. Unless someone gives her the copyright for a present, which you shouldn't do because she'd mess everything up and Yu-Gi-Oh! Will be cancelled forever. So don't do it. Seriously. She's dumb.
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I finally got Ryou out of my hair. Literally. He's insane I tell you! He wanted to shave my head and take the hair to knit a scarf. A _SCARF_! Can you believe that?!?! A bald Tomb Robber wearing his own hair as a _SCARF_. Gods, that's so wrong.
I'm currently cooking him breakfast. So he will think I'm the best Yami ever and forget all about this . . . hair = scarf business. British people and their scarves! Back in Egypt we never had any scarves, it'll be so hot we'd . . . be hot . . .
"BAKURA?!? Are you . . . *twitches* cooking *twitches*?" Ryou comes in to the kitchen and starts twitching in a steady rhythm.
"Yes! And I made your favourite! LITTLE GREEN TREES!!!"
Ryou sweat drops. "Little green trees? You must mean broccoli. I don't like broccoli Bakura! I like cauliflower! Yuuuuuummmm . . . cauliflower . . ." Ryou start drooling. Yuck, how uncivilized.
"OH MY BLOODY GOD! THERE'S SALSA ON THIS!!! SALSA?!?!? IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?" Ryou starts to flap his arms around screaming about crazy salsa taking over the world.
I watch in bewilderment as Ryou runs to the door, opens it and is about to run out – when he sees – THE PHARAOH!!! What in Ra's name is he doing here?!
"HIYA Ryou!" I could HEAR his giddiness coming from his voice as I walked quickly towards Ryou and that Pharaoh.
I run it just in time. "I heard you wanted to learn to Salsa, Bakura! I CAN TEACH YOU!" Before I can react the Pharaoh starts dancing with his imaginary salsa dancing partner.
"OH MY GOD!!!! SALSA HAS TAKEN OVER!!!" Ryou screams. He grabs the lamp located near our front door and chucks it at the Pharaoh.
"What the f-" The Pharaoh gets hit by the lamp and passes out.
"Good job Ryou! The Pharaoh has finally been slain!" I start to do my victory dance.
"I KILLED HIM! I KILLED YAMI!!! YUGI WILL _NEVER_ FORGIVE ME!!" Ryou runs over to the Pharaoh and starts shaking him. "Wake up Yami! WAKE UP! OH NO! I'M KILLING HIM MORE!!!" Ryou faints.
"Ah, shit," I curse. I drag Ryou by the armpits into the house. Good thing he uses deodorant.
"RYOU! RA DAMMIT WAKE UP!" I scream and start shaking him like he did with the Pharaoh.
Ryou wakes up and grabs my shoulders. He has a VERY scary look in his eyes. "I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A NOUN!!!!!!!!!!!" And . . . he faints. -_-;
"Come one Ryou! I made you breakfast! You can't die until you eat that! I HATE VEGETABLES!"
Suddenly Lloyd rolls down the stairs and bumps into my legs. "What? How'd that happen?"
"Don't worry! I have a doctor's permit! I'll save him!" I've NEVER heard that voice before.
"Who the hell is that?! How dare you break into Ryou's house!?"
"Aw come on! You know me! I'm Lloyd!" I look down in horror and see Lloyd GRINNING at me! HE HAS A FACE AND EVERYTHING!! "LLOYD?!?!?!?"
Lloyd grins at me. "Actually my name is Bill. Bill Bob Billy. Catchy eh?"
I continue to stare in surprise when Ryou gets conscious again. "SO MANY SENTENCE FRAGMENTS!!!! EVEN THAT WAS ONE! YOU NEED VERBS PEOPLE!!! VERBS!!!!!!!" Ryou passes out AGAIN.
"Gods Ryou, make up your mind!"
"I am a qualified doctor! NEVER FEAR!! BOBBY BILLY BOB IS HERE!"
"I thought your name was Bill Bob Billy!"
"Wow, really? I get confused a lot . . . got to get that birth certificate fixed up!"
DING! DONG! DING! DONG! DING! THE LOIN SLEEPS TONIGHT! DONG!
WTF?! Something wrong's wit the doorbell . . . "Erm, wait here uh, _Bob_ I need to get that . . ."
"Gotcha, I'll be here fixing up old Ryou! He's got quite a bump here, yes sire."
O_O; I practically run to the door hopefully someone useful is there . . . "RYOU! WHY'S YAMI DEAD ON YOUR FRONT YARD?!?!?!"
Damn it to hell! It's the Pharaoh's Slave. "Listen here you little-"
"Never mind Ryou! I have a confession, I LURVE YOU!!!" The brat raises his arms like he's going to hug me so I quickly slam the door in his face. "OWIE! MY NOSE! DON'T WORRY RYOU! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!!! I KNOW YOU NEED TIME!! I'LL GO BUY YOU CHOCOLATES RIGHT NOW!!!!"
I listen to his footstep fade away until I'm ready to go back to the living room. But then someone knocks. "WHAT THE FU-" IT'S THAT BLOODY GIRL! The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend -_-;.
"RYOU!" She cries happily. "I have a big secret that I can only trust YOU with!"
"Oh no! Not another confession please!"
"I'm actually a guy!" O_O; way too much information!!! "But . . . but . . . you . . ." My jaw hangs there like a swing. The girl . . . err, BOY . . . pulls some BREAD out of her shirt.
"I'm so glad that's off my chest! Well, for two reasons if you catch my drift! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"OH MY GOD! KILL ME NOW!!!!" I run pass her, grab the Pharaoh's body and starts whacking it with her. "Wow, what happened to YOU, Yami?"
"DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!" I chuck the body at her and run back into the house.
"Gee, he's got quite some thing growing out of his head here!" I heard Bill say. I took a peek into the living room and see A CUP GROWING FROM THE BACK OF RYOU'S HEAD. A CUP. A BLOODY TEA CUP GROWING FROM RYOU'S HEAD. And the creepiest thing is THERE IS TEA IN IT and BILL IS DRINKING THE TEA FROM THE CUP THAT IS GROWING FROM RYOU'S HEAD.
"WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?!" I yell. GGGGGGRRRRRRR!!! THE DOORBELL IS RINGING AGAIN!!! I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER IS OVER THAT DOOR!!
"Marik?!?! OH RA! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU! THE BRAT LIKES RYOU AND THE BRAT'S FRIEND IS A GUY AND THE PHARAOH IS KILLED BY THE HANDS OF MY HIKARI!!!!"
"Uh, that's nice Bakura. But I'm here to see Bill."
"BILL?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BILL?!?!?"
I hear bouncing then see Bill. "You called? Oh hi Marik! Here for our date?"
Marik is BLUSHING. AND HE'S DATING A BALL NAMED BILL. WHO I STOLE FROM A KID. "Well by Bakura! I'll be sure to bring it back by 6!" SO IT'S AN IT HUH?!?!?
I finally snap out of it but Marik and . . . Bill . . . are already gone! "NNNOOO! WAIT!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!"
"RYOU! RYOU! I need to confess something!" Oh no, it's that brown-haired freak! "PLEASE DON'T LURVE RYOU!!! DON'T BE A GUY! DON'T HAVE A CUP STICKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT!! ACTUALLY, BE A GUY!!!" The guy stares at me funny. "Erm, actually my confession is that I have a knife in my hair and that's why it's all pointy and I accidentally stabbed Seto Kaiba! Now his reincarnation and Mokuba are after me!"
Suddenly the black-haired kid came running up to street . . . or is it DOWN the street? WE DON'T KNOW!!! Anyways, I remember him because I tried to steal his body once. "SETO!! I CHOOSE YOU!!" The kid throws a POKEBALL on the ground?!?!? A pikachu pops out and with the High Priest's voice he says, "HOW DARE YOU KILL ME WITH YOUR HAIR!! I'LL THINDERSHOCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
There's a giant flash of light coming from its cheeks and I pass out.
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I wake up hours (I think) later in my own bed. It feels like I had a million hangovers in 4 seconds . . . AH! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING NOW!!
"RRRRRYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!" I yell as I run downstairs to the living room. He's conscious! And reading a glamour magazine?! Oh Ra!
"What? Leave me alone Bakura! Unless you want that head full of hair gone and a brand new scarf . . ." He chuckles insanely, while I realize that he has no cup growing form his head! YAY!!!
"Bakura . . . are you . . . okay . . . ?" Ryou backs away to the kitchen. "I'll just go . . . make dinner for us . . ."
I forgive him for his behaviour he just recovered from a cup growing from his head . . . poor guy. I jump onto the couch and pressed the speed dial for 'Yugi' which is code for 'Brat'.
"Hoho, Game shop, how may I help you?"
"I NEED TO TALK TO THE BR- Erm . . . YUGI!"
"Alrighty then, hoho!" Stupid old man . . .
"^__^ Hello! Yugi speaking! ^__^" So much cheeriness in his voice . . . I shudder involuntarily.
"BRAT! IS THE PHARAOH DEAD BY GETTING HIT BY A LAMP?!?!?"
"Bakura . . .?? Erm, no Yami's very much alive . . . especially from all those chocolates he ate!" I sense annoyance in his voice . . . WAIT! Chocolate!
"WAIT!! DO YOU 'LURVE' RYOU?!?!"
"Lurve? Uh, I'm pretty sure I don't," he says uncomfortably.
"YYYYYYYYYEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!!" I scream happily and slam the phone down.
Then I press another button that said 'Tea' on it. I never liked that drink.
"Hello, Tea speaking."
"ARE YOU A MAN?!?!!?"
"O_O; What?!? I AM NOT!" She slams the phone down and I cheer again.
This time I dial the number. "MARIK! ARE YOU DATING ANYONE/ANYTHING?!"
"Eh? Bakura? No I'm not . . . BUT I AM EATING DATES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" -_-; Yup, that's the Marik I know.
"Okay then . . . You should tell that joke to Isis, she's love it."
"That's a great idea! I'll do it right now! ^__^" He hangs up. Ra, he has the same attitude as the brat!
I press another button and hopefully it's the knife boy's number. "Hello, Tristan here."
"IS THERE A KNIFE IN YOUR HAIR?!?!? DID YOU KILL SETO KAIBA?!?!"
"Not ANOTHER prank call, you stupid 5th graders!" He hangs up.
I'll take that as a 'no'. Wow, Ryou has the rich guy's number too! I press the button.
"Seto Kaiba," said a gruff voice. "SETO KAIBA!! DID YOU DIE BY GETTING STABBED BY SHARP HAIR AND REINCARNATED INTO A PIKACHU?!?!?!?"
"Go to hell Bakura." He hangs up. Darn, he has caller I.D.! I should prank call him less!
Well, all of that must be a dream! A crazy silly dream! Thank Ra . . .
Wow, it's 6 o'clock already? Ryou should be done with dinner . . . What . . . WHAT'S THAT?!??!
I run to the window and look outside to see . . . MARIK SMOOCHING WITH LLOYD! I mean . . . BILL?!?!?
They walk up to the front door and before they can knock I force the door open.
"Heh, I told you I'll bring it back by 6!" Marik says.
I faint.
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Originally, my idea was that Ryou hated broccoli (no salsa was involved at the time) and ran out side to see Yami dancing, then he faints and gets dragged back inside . . . the rest just . . . happened! It's really weird! My idea was Bakura having a strange dream but this was just . . . strange =P
I'm kind of scared of how it turned out! I'm very weird!!! And I don't own ANYTHING especially Pokemon!! I haven't watched that thing for . . . ever . . . but we have the game and were randomly playing it so . . . I added it in! Heh. 6 pages . . . 6 o'clock. Um, spare some ideas would you all? I'll dedicate the chapter to you if you do! I'm going to re-read all the reviews tomorrow ^_^
Things to Consider In This Chapter:
Also read 'Ryou Bakura's Birthday Special!' it's about Bakura and Yami's . . . cooking . . . It's an older fic but it explains why Ryou is so scared of his cooking! And it's my birthday today! SO READ AND REVIEW!
And in the manga, Grandpa keeps saying 'hoho' . . . and Seto Kaiba was the High Priest back in Egypt.
The 5th grader thing? I used to prank call Pizza Hut with my friend ordering 2 slices of pizza ^_^ except I think it was 6th grade.
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Reviews to be answered:
Goddess-Of-Anime: It's not a box . . . it's a package! And I've never seen a box/package of . . . you-know-what . . . I have seen it on 'Friends' before when Joey took like 30 out and checked it O_O;
KuramaandHiei4ever: I've only read one volume and I'm a fan ^__^ I read some others but I only have the 1st volume . . . some big monster who eats children's souls and has this shiny ball . . . LIKE LLOYD!!! IT COULD BE LLOYD! NNNNOOOOO!!! LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYDDDDDD!!!!
Dreammaster2411: Yeah I figured it was laughing . . . but I was hoping it was some Egyptian . . . thing . . . Ancient Egyptian spirits are weird
Life's Light/anime*angel: Um, that's what I said! Well, kind of. I said the last part was about wasting time and space ^__^ don't I just have the greatest writing skills?!
To the rest of you . . . people . . .:
Nerva al'Thor
Rain Owl
Sparklypiggy
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Not even on her birthday. Unless someone gives her the copyright for a present, which you shouldn't do because she'd mess everything up and Yu-Gi-Oh! Will be cancelled forever. So don't do it. Seriously. She's dumb.
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I finally got Ryou out of my hair. Literally. He's insane I tell you! He wanted to shave my head and take the hair to knit a scarf. A _SCARF_! Can you believe that?!?! A bald Tomb Robber wearing his own hair as a _SCARF_. Gods, that's so wrong.
I'm currently cooking him breakfast. So he will think I'm the best Yami ever and forget all about this . . . hair = scarf business. British people and their scarves! Back in Egypt we never had any scarves, it'll be so hot we'd . . . be hot . . .
"BAKURA?!? Are you . . . *twitches* cooking *twitches*?" Ryou comes in to the kitchen and starts twitching in a steady rhythm.
"Yes! And I made your favourite! LITTLE GREEN TREES!!!"
Ryou sweat drops. "Little green trees? You must mean broccoli. I don't like broccoli Bakura! I like cauliflower! Yuuuuuummmm . . . cauliflower . . ." Ryou start drooling. Yuck, how uncivilized.
"OH MY BLOODY GOD! THERE'S SALSA ON THIS!!! SALSA?!?!? IN MY HOUSE!?!?!?" Ryou starts to flap his arms around screaming about crazy salsa taking over the world.
I watch in bewilderment as Ryou runs to the door, opens it and is about to run out – when he sees – THE PHARAOH!!! What in Ra's name is he doing here?!
"HIYA Ryou!" I could HEAR his giddiness coming from his voice as I walked quickly towards Ryou and that Pharaoh.
I run it just in time. "I heard you wanted to learn to Salsa, Bakura! I CAN TEACH YOU!" Before I can react the Pharaoh starts dancing with his imaginary salsa dancing partner.
"OH MY GOD!!!! SALSA HAS TAKEN OVER!!!" Ryou screams. He grabs the lamp located near our front door and chucks it at the Pharaoh.
"What the f-" The Pharaoh gets hit by the lamp and passes out.
"Good job Ryou! The Pharaoh has finally been slain!" I start to do my victory dance.
"I KILLED HIM! I KILLED YAMI!!! YUGI WILL _NEVER_ FORGIVE ME!!" Ryou runs over to the Pharaoh and starts shaking him. "Wake up Yami! WAKE UP! OH NO! I'M KILLING HIM MORE!!!" Ryou faints.
"Ah, shit," I curse. I drag Ryou by the armpits into the house. Good thing he uses deodorant.
"RYOU! RA DAMMIT WAKE UP!" I scream and start shaking him like he did with the Pharaoh.
Ryou wakes up and grabs my shoulders. He has a VERY scary look in his eyes. "I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A NOUN!!!!!!!!!!!" And . . . he faints. -_-;
"Come one Ryou! I made you breakfast! You can't die until you eat that! I HATE VEGETABLES!"
Suddenly Lloyd rolls down the stairs and bumps into my legs. "What? How'd that happen?"
"Don't worry! I have a doctor's permit! I'll save him!" I've NEVER heard that voice before.
"Who the hell is that?! How dare you break into Ryou's house!?"
"Aw come on! You know me! I'm Lloyd!" I look down in horror and see Lloyd GRINNING at me! HE HAS A FACE AND EVERYTHING!! "LLOYD?!?!?!?"
Lloyd grins at me. "Actually my name is Bill. Bill Bob Billy. Catchy eh?"
I continue to stare in surprise when Ryou gets conscious again. "SO MANY SENTENCE FRAGMENTS!!!! EVEN THAT WAS ONE! YOU NEED VERBS PEOPLE!!! VERBS!!!!!!!" Ryou passes out AGAIN.
"Gods Ryou, make up your mind!"
"I am a qualified doctor! NEVER FEAR!! BOBBY BILLY BOB IS HERE!"
"I thought your name was Bill Bob Billy!"
"Wow, really? I get confused a lot . . . got to get that birth certificate fixed up!"
DING! DONG! DING! DONG! DING! THE LOIN SLEEPS TONIGHT! DONG!
WTF?! Something wrong's wit the doorbell . . . "Erm, wait here uh, _Bob_ I need to get that . . ."
"Gotcha, I'll be here fixing up old Ryou! He's got quite a bump here, yes sire."
O_O; I practically run to the door hopefully someone useful is there . . . "RYOU! WHY'S YAMI DEAD ON YOUR FRONT YARD?!?!?!"
Damn it to hell! It's the Pharaoh's Slave. "Listen here you little-"
"Never mind Ryou! I have a confession, I LURVE YOU!!!" The brat raises his arms like he's going to hug me so I quickly slam the door in his face. "OWIE! MY NOSE! DON'T WORRY RYOU! I'LL WAIT FOR YOU!!! I KNOW YOU NEED TIME!! I'LL GO BUY YOU CHOCOLATES RIGHT NOW!!!!"
I listen to his footstep fade away until I'm ready to go back to the living room. But then someone knocks. "WHAT THE FU-" IT'S THAT BLOODY GIRL! The Pharaoh's Slave's Friend -_-;.
"RYOU!" She cries happily. "I have a big secret that I can only trust YOU with!"
"Oh no! Not another confession please!"
"I'm actually a guy!" O_O; way too much information!!! "But . . . but . . . you . . ." My jaw hangs there like a swing. The girl . . . err, BOY . . . pulls some BREAD out of her shirt.
"I'm so glad that's off my chest! Well, for two reasons if you catch my drift! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"OH MY GOD! KILL ME NOW!!!!" I run pass her, grab the Pharaoh's body and starts whacking it with her. "Wow, what happened to YOU, Yami?"
"DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!" I chuck the body at her and run back into the house.
"Gee, he's got quite some thing growing out of his head here!" I heard Bill say. I took a peek into the living room and see A CUP GROWING FROM THE BACK OF RYOU'S HEAD. A CUP. A BLOODY TEA CUP GROWING FROM RYOU'S HEAD. And the creepiest thing is THERE IS TEA IN IT and BILL IS DRINKING THE TEA FROM THE CUP THAT IS GROWING FROM RYOU'S HEAD.
"WHEN WILL IT END?!?!?!" I yell. GGGGGGRRRRRRR!!! THE DOORBELL IS RINGING AGAIN!!! I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER IS OVER THAT DOOR!!
"Marik?!?! OH RA! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU! THE BRAT LIKES RYOU AND THE BRAT'S FRIEND IS A GUY AND THE PHARAOH IS KILLED BY THE HANDS OF MY HIKARI!!!!"
"Uh, that's nice Bakura. But I'm here to see Bill."
"BILL?!?!? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BILL?!?!?"
I hear bouncing then see Bill. "You called? Oh hi Marik! Here for our date?"
Marik is BLUSHING. AND HE'S DATING A BALL NAMED BILL. WHO I STOLE FROM A KID. "Well by Bakura! I'll be sure to bring it back by 6!" SO IT'S AN IT HUH?!?!?
I finally snap out of it but Marik and . . . Bill . . . are already gone! "NNNOOO! WAIT!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!"
"RYOU! RYOU! I need to confess something!" Oh no, it's that brown-haired freak! "PLEASE DON'T LURVE RYOU!!! DON'T BE A GUY! DON'T HAVE A CUP STICKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT!! ACTUALLY, BE A GUY!!!" The guy stares at me funny. "Erm, actually my confession is that I have a knife in my hair and that's why it's all pointy and I accidentally stabbed Seto Kaiba! Now his reincarnation and Mokuba are after me!"
Suddenly the black-haired kid came running up to street . . . or is it DOWN the street? WE DON'T KNOW!!! Anyways, I remember him because I tried to steal his body once. "SETO!! I CHOOSE YOU!!" The kid throws a POKEBALL on the ground?!?!? A pikachu pops out and with the High Priest's voice he says, "HOW DARE YOU KILL ME WITH YOUR HAIR!! I'LL THINDERSHOCK YOU TO HELL!!!"
There's a giant flash of light coming from its cheeks and I pass out.
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I wake up hours (I think) later in my own bed. It feels like I had a million hangovers in 4 seconds . . . AH! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING NOW!!
"RRRRRYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!" I yell as I run downstairs to the living room. He's conscious! And reading a glamour magazine?! Oh Ra!
"What? Leave me alone Bakura! Unless you want that head full of hair gone and a brand new scarf . . ." He chuckles insanely, while I realize that he has no cup growing form his head! YAY!!!
"Bakura . . . are you . . . okay . . . ?" Ryou backs away to the kitchen. "I'll just go . . . make dinner for us . . ."
I forgive him for his behaviour he just recovered from a cup growing from his head . . . poor guy. I jump onto the couch and pressed the speed dial for 'Yugi' which is code for 'Brat'.
"Hoho, Game shop, how may I help you?"
"I NEED TO TALK TO THE BR- Erm . . . YUGI!"
"Alrighty then, hoho!" Stupid old man . . .
"^__^ Hello! Yugi speaking! ^__^" So much cheeriness in his voice . . . I shudder involuntarily.
"BRAT! IS THE PHARAOH DEAD BY GETTING HIT BY A LAMP?!?!?"
"Bakura . . .?? Erm, no Yami's very much alive . . . especially from all those chocolates he ate!" I sense annoyance in his voice . . . WAIT! Chocolate!
"WAIT!! DO YOU 'LURVE' RYOU?!?!"
"Lurve? Uh, I'm pretty sure I don't," he says uncomfortably.
"YYYYYYYYYEEEEAHHHHH!!!!!!" I scream happily and slam the phone down.
Then I press another button that said 'Tea' on it. I never liked that drink.
"Hello, Tea speaking."
"ARE YOU A MAN?!?!!?"
"O_O; What?!? I AM NOT!" She slams the phone down and I cheer again.
This time I dial the number. "MARIK! ARE YOU DATING ANYONE/ANYTHING?!"
"Eh? Bakura? No I'm not . . . BUT I AM EATING DATES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" -_-; Yup, that's the Marik I know.
"Okay then . . . You should tell that joke to Isis, she's love it."
"That's a great idea! I'll do it right now! ^__^" He hangs up. Ra, he has the same attitude as the brat!
I press another button and hopefully it's the knife boy's number. "Hello, Tristan here."
"IS THERE A KNIFE IN YOUR HAIR?!?!? DID YOU KILL SETO KAIBA?!?!"
"Not ANOTHER prank call, you stupid 5th graders!" He hangs up.
I'll take that as a 'no'. Wow, Ryou has the rich guy's number too! I press the button.
"Seto Kaiba," said a gruff voice. "SETO KAIBA!! DID YOU DIE BY GETTING STABBED BY SHARP HAIR AND REINCARNATED INTO A PIKACHU?!?!?!?"
"Go to hell Bakura." He hangs up. Darn, he has caller I.D.! I should prank call him less!
Well, all of that must be a dream! A crazy silly dream! Thank Ra . . .
Wow, it's 6 o'clock already? Ryou should be done with dinner . . . What . . . WHAT'S THAT?!??!
I run to the window and look outside to see . . . MARIK SMOOCHING WITH LLOYD! I mean . . . BILL?!?!?
They walk up to the front door and before they can knock I force the door open.
"Heh, I told you I'll bring it back by 6!" Marik says.
I faint.
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Originally, my idea was that Ryou hated broccoli (no salsa was involved at the time) and ran out side to see Yami dancing, then he faints and gets dragged back inside . . . the rest just . . . happened! It's really weird! My idea was Bakura having a strange dream but this was just . . . strange =P
I'm kind of scared of how it turned out! I'm very weird!!! And I don't own ANYTHING especially Pokemon!! I haven't watched that thing for . . . ever . . . but we have the game and were randomly playing it so . . . I added it in! Heh. 6 pages . . . 6 o'clock. Um, spare some ideas would you all? I'll dedicate the chapter to you if you do! I'm going to re-read all the reviews tomorrow ^_^
Things to Consider In This Chapter:
Also read 'Ryou Bakura's Birthday Special!' it's about Bakura and Yami's . . . cooking . . . It's an older fic but it explains why Ryou is so scared of his cooking! And it's my birthday today! SO READ AND REVIEW!
And in the manga, Grandpa keeps saying 'hoho' . . . and Seto Kaiba was the High Priest back in Egypt.
The 5th grader thing? I used to prank call Pizza Hut with my friend ordering 2 slices of pizza ^_^ except I think it was 6th grade.
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