Hey guys! I think that people are scared that I'm a year older because I got less reviews last chapter . . . HAH! I'M OLDER THAN SOME PEOPLE! But I'm shorter than everyone else ;_; *Chucks a cup of syrup down her throat* BETTER!

I'm going to start from the people who reviewed first this time, I think it's fairer since I'm lazy and answer reviews from people that review most recently:

KurammaandHiei4ever: Thanks! That might come in handy . . . but I'm anti- social so when I do e-mail you I'll sound really awkward @_@ Actually the boy that owned Lloyd before already came back and tried to get Lloyd back! It was on chapter 6. And it's not technically kidnapping since it was his on the first place! Also, it's BILL but don't worry I get confused too . . . So many March birthdays . . . well, Spring is a good season to be born! ^_^ Kurama has red hair?! Gosh, well, I guess since he's a fox spirit he has reddish brown hair I guess -_-;

Life's Light/anime*angel: It's Bill Bob Billy!!! Not Billy Bob Bill! Aw, don't worry about it I get confused also! And I wrote it O.o; well, it explains why Tea has no friends who are girls and hangs out with guys all the time . . . and guys are . . . annoying?? I would rather spend time with a guy then her . . . lousy friendship speeches!

Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru: HI! Are you a reviewer from 'No Sanity Allowed'? I have such bad memory! Anyways, the new version of NSA is up so if you would review the chapters, that would be nice ^_^ Does hyperb mean the same as hyper? Or is it a too? Lousy dictionary!

Dictionary: ME?!? USE YOUR BRAIN FOR ONCE YOU GORMLESS FOOL!

O_o; Uh . . . Thanks to others who have reviewed:

RainOwl

BakaNeko-Chan

Evil-Rubber Duck

Nerva al'Thor

I got this weird idea for this chapter while I was brushing my hair a couple of mornings ago. And it soon developed into something really weird. But it was weird in the first place. Isn't that weird?

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! And I've been insulting her all the time. But no one seems to care and kinds of enjoys the insults. See, even her dictionary hates her. How wonder she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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I've been scared ever since to go to sleep. Fearing the dreams that haunt me from the depths of my imagination, yes, I sound deep. I can be poetic! Was that poetic? Oh well, I ruined the moment anyways.

I cautiously poke Lloyd – or Bill Bob Billy - before stepping out of my room. I'm still unsure if it/he is really real. I phoned Marik about this many times and he keeps denying that he is in a relationship with Lloyd (or Bill) and ends the conversation with a corny joke.

Before I know it I'm in the kitchen. My stomach must've guided me here.

"Finally you're up Bak'a!" Ryou has developed the annoying habit of giving me this annoying nickname.

You know when some people shorten words? Like they turn "are not" into "aren't" by taking the 'o' out and replacing it with an apostrophe? Well, Ryou shorten my name by taking out the 'ur' out from 'Bakura' and now my name is 'Bak'a' I think it means something in Japanese but I'm not sure. I never cared for that language.

"Have you slept yet? It was just a dream, don't be silly - cupcake!" Did he just call me cupcake?! I'LL KICK IS AS- oh, no he's just found a cupcake -_- ; WAIT! WHERE'S MY CUPCAKE?!?!?

I chuck some breakfast food with strange metal and plastic mechanisms. One of them is called a 'spork' I believe.

DING! DONG! DING! DONG!

At least the doorbell is back to normal. There wasn't that annoying song in it about lions sleeping like in my dream.

Ryou bounces slowly to the front door. I mean really slowly. What's up with that?!

I hear some Ryou talking to someone in the front door. If it's Yami doing the salsa then my dream was a prophecy!

Ryou comes back out with The Pharaoh's Slave. I was close right? But he isn't knocked out nor dead and there's no cup growing out of Ryou's head. All is safe . . . for now . . .

"CUPCAKE!" The brat looks at me delighted. I'LL KICK HIS AS- Oh; he spotted a cupcake -_-; WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THESE CUPCAKES COMING FROM?! AND WHY CAN'T I GET ONE?!

Anyhow, while the brat pigs out on his stupid meaningless cupcake that I wouldn't ever want, Ryou tells me that 'Yugi' wants out help.

"Who the in the underworlds is Yugi?!" I said, very irritated that my breakfast meal was interrupted.

"I am!" The stupid little brat looks hurt. "What do you want kid?" I really want a cupcake!

"IT'S TERRIBLE! Yami keeps doing the salsa! IT LOOKS SO WRONG!!!" The brat sobs as he continues to eat his cupcake. MUST HE TORTURE ME?!

"SALSA?!?!? How dare him! IT'S MY DESTINY TO BE THE KING OF SALSA!!! He'll ruin everything!"

"Oh no! Not this salsa thing again! NO MORE SALSA! PLEASE!!!" Ryou start sobbing along with the brat as well . . . WHILE HE'S EATING A CUPCAKE!!! =( Bakura is sad!

"I'LL GO KICK HIS ASS!" YAY! I finally get to actually say the word. I jump out an opened window and run down the street (OR IS IT UP THE STREET?!?!? I mean, who just DECIDED that North was up? WHAT IF WEST WAS UP HUH?!?!? WHAT ABOUT THAT?! THE WHOLE UNIVERSE CAN BE IN REVERSE!!! WE COULD BE SPEAKING BACKWARDS FOR ALL WE FRUGGING KNOW!!!). I suddenly realize I don't know where the brat lives.

I usually just follow Ryou around and I'd eventually get there. Maybe I should use that Mind-Link thingy the Pharaoh and his Slave is always going on about. I never really cared about Ryou thought.

~CUPCAKES!!!!~

Okay . . . let's forget about that ingenious idea and move on to my other nifty idea, asking Ryou in person. Ra, I'm smart.

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"He's in there!" The brat whispers. He kinds of wheezes at the end, stretching the word a bit. Ryou and the brat starts to giggle. There was so much sugar in the cupcake.

"Are ya gonna kick his aaaasssssssssssssssss Bak'a? Are ya?" Ryou said a naughty word! Aw, well, I'll just blame the seedless onions. ALWAYS THE SEEDLESS ONIONS!

"Ooooohhhh! Ryou called you baka! Are you gonna take that from him? Huh?" The both started giggling again.

I sweat drop. Just blame the seedless onions, I remind myself. Ryou must have given the brat some. OR MAYBE HE BAKED IT INTO THOSE CUPCAKES! I'm going to stick to muffins from now on!

I open the door – THREATENINGLY mind you. "It's rude to not knock Bak'a!" Ryou chucks something at me. JUST BLAME THE SEEDLESS ONIONS AND TWITCH!!!

I freeze at the doorway in horror. THE PHARAOH IS DOING THE SALSA!!! THE SALSA!!! THERE HE FRUGGING IS SWINGING HIMSELF AROUND LIKE A FRUGGING SALSA DANCER!!! RA FORBIDS IT!!

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SSSSSSSAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSAAAAAA!" The two wimps run screaming down the stairs.

"TOMB ROBBER! What have you done to Yugi?!" The Pharaoh stopped dancing! THANK RA!

"Who the hell is this 'Yugi' everyone keep mentioning?"

I hear footsteps thundering up the stairs and I see that brat again behind me.

"I'M YUGI YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!" He chucks something at me and runs back down the stairs. Stupid brat!

"YOU TAUGHT YUGI A NAUGHTY WORD!!"

"YOU WERE DOING THE SALSA! THEIR INNOCENT EYES HAVE BEEN TAINTED WITH YOUR EVIL!!!"

We stay silent for a while. "So . . ."

"Yeah . . ."

". . . "

"Uh, I noticed both our Lights hate anything associated with salsa. What's up with that?"

"So the tomb robber isn't that stupid after all . . ."

"SHUDDUP!"

"You see, a couple of hundreds of thousands of years ago, some dudes, found the Millennium items and created the salsa dance! That's why we, Yami's, turned to love the art of anything associated with salsa, and some how, the people cursed the future holders with Yamis to hate the art of salsa for some reason."

"That makes no sense! I thought salsa was created in many places of the world! Like everyone who does the dance move around to other parts of the world and blends the dance with other cultures dances!"

". . . Shuddup." Stupid Pharaoh! He stole my word.

"And what about Marik? He knows about my dream to be a salsa dancer and he doesn't seem to care much!"

"Well, Marik doesn't have a Yami that came from the Millennium Rod! His Yami was created within himself."

Stupid Pharaoh always being such a smart ass.

"Don't worry about that anymore, - cupcake!" DID THE PHARAOH JUST CALL ME CUPCAKE?!?!? I'LL KICK IS AS- I stop in mid thought as the Pharaoh dives past me and I whip around to see him nibbling on a cupcake. DAMMIT!

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Stupid Pharaoh and his stupid cupcakes! Now where is Ryou? We have to go home . . .

"YYYYYYOOOOUUU AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU FORGET MY NAME!?!?!?!?!?" CRIPES! IT'S THE PHARAOH'S SLAVE AGAIN!!! Wait, did I just say 'cripes'?!

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" WHERE DID THAT BRAT GET THAT KNIFE?!??!!?!?

"YOU GET HIM YUGI! KICK HIS AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" DAMMIT! Ryou's supposed to be on MY side!!

"TRAITOR!!! RYOU!! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!! AND HELP ME OUT!!!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SLICE HIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS YUGI!!!"

That brats swinging the knife around and chasing me around the room!

"What's all this commotion?! YUGI?!?!?!?" Damn! Now that Pharaoh is here! He'll never let me live this down! After all, I AM getting chased by his Hikari with a knife!

"PUT THAT DOWN YUGI! IT'S A SHARP OBJECT!! IT'S WORSE THAN A SCISSOR!!!" Now the Pharaoh is chasing his slave around trying to get that knife out of his hands.

"YAMI!! JUST LET ME SLICE HIS AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!"

"LEAVE MY BUTT ALONE!!!!"

*~SLASH!!!~*

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Yeah, that slash was the sound of Yugi's knife slashing something . . . is that a cliff hanger? Probably not! GUESS WHAT YUGI SLASHED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Actually, I'm not sure what he slashed . . . OR DO I?!?!? Anyways if you guess right . . . you get a cupcake . . . not a real cupcake . . . but I DO have some muffins in my refrigerator!

Yup, I made up that Bakura = Bak'a thing ^_^ AREN'T I SMART?!?! You can use that if you want to too, but you have to e-mail me so I can give you the okay, okay? My e-mail is somewhere in my fanfiction bio. Yeah, 'frug' is my new swear! DOES ANYONE LIKE IT?!?! I made it up in gym class. Yes, Ryou thinks about CUPCAKES a lot, so the Mind-Link is usually useless. I don't know much about salsa history, I went to some sites but they were NO HELP!!

I HATE THAT DVD SHOP!!! I WANT VCDS!!! NOT DVDS!!! Darn . . . I ALMOST GOT THAT KENSHIN MOVIE!! SO CLOSE!!! I don't have a DVD player ;_; but I bought this month's Shonen Jump Magazine! THE WORLD'S MOST POPULAR MANGA!!! It says April instead of March though . . . Did we skip a month or what?! Anyways, it's pretty good!

Any ideas for the next chapter? SUGGESTIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!!

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\/ I hope people actually read the stuff before and after the actual stories! MY AUTHORESS NOTES ARE IMPORTANT TOO!! *Runs away crying*