I'm here again. I guess I don't really have writer's block! I got these two
ideas for this one chapter. *Nods* I'm so special! . . . Or maybe I'm just
lucky. I bet the title for this chapter is freaking you out . . . just read
it . . .
Kuramaandhiei4ever: YES! YOU ARE RIGHT! Now, you are the owner of a brand new CUPCAKE!!! Not a real cupcake of course! Just get on google or some other search site and type in cupcake! You'll find a picture of a cupcake and that's good enough! ^__^ Yeah you're right! KURAma and BaKURA!!!
Crawford: CONGRADULATIONS!!! YOU ARE THE 100th REVIEWER!!! And today, you will be in this chapter! GOOD FOR YOU!!!
Thanks to others who have reviewed I AM SPECIAL!!! Special as in stupid I guess ;_;
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Ryou Bakura Obsessor
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Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
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Disclaimer: MUST I SAY THIS ELEVEN TIMES?!?!?!? Darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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We're all at the Brat's backyard. Right after the knife incident. You see, the brat was about to slice me in half when I use my excellent skills and swiftly dodged the attack so the –
"What do you mean EXCELLENT SKILLS?! You tripped over a conveniently placed toaster!" Blast! Was I talking out loud?
"Duh, you still are Bak'a!" Anyways, the brat sliced a cupcake that came out of nowhere and since he was still sugar high and was having mood swings, he got over sensitive and started crying about his cupcake dying.
So the Pharaoh's Brat BURIED IT IN HIS BACK YARD. He put the CUPCAKE that he SLICED in a shoe box and BURIED it in his back yard!!! IT'S A FRUGGING CUPCAKE!!!!
"I KILLED MR. CUPOCAKO!!" The Brat had changed into a black tuxedo for the . . . funeral (FOR A CUPCAKE!!!) and now he's crying on the Pharaoh's shoulder. -_-;
I raise an eyebrow. It's one of my amazing and cunning skills! "You DO realize that you're STILL talking out loud right?" Stupid Ryou . . . "I HEARD THAT!" DAMMIT!
Anyways . . . "Mr. Cupocako???" I ask.
"HE WAS AUSTRALIAN!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Obviously, the Brat doesn't pay attention in geography class.
"I AM A MURDERER!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!" The Brat runs back in the house crying.
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Stupid Ryou. He was mad at me for saying that during the 'funeral' and wouldn't let me in his house! So I'm heading to Marik's house because Ryou forced me to watch 'Passions' at his house . . .
Just when I'm about to open that weird gate thingy, Marik rushed out of the house. "HHHHHEEEYYYYYY MARIK!!!" I wave at him. But he completely ignored me and runs away down the street! Or up the street . . . okay, I'm not going to start THAT again.
Damn him! WHY DIDN'T HE WAVE AT ME?!?!? I'll get him for this!
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"– so you're going to stalk Marik and stab him until he waves at you?!?!" I'm back at Ryou's house and packing some knives from his kitchen.
"Yes! I'll show that little moron who he should wave at!!!"
"That . . . made no sense . . . you really need more threats, dude."
"I know! 3000 years in the Ring really dulled my threatening skills . . ."
"Like you have skills . . ."
"EXACTLY! THEY HAVE BEEN DULLED!!! DULLED I SAY!!"
"Well you CAN'T stab him! Just coax him into a polite conversation and try to figure out each other's misunderstandings . . ."
I stare at him. "Or just beat him up, JUST NO BLOOD ON MY KNIVES!!!" He starts shoving me out the door.
"Okay! Okay! I'll go and find him and . . . wait, did you just call me 'dude' earlier?!"
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL FIND MARIK AND DESTROY HIM FOR NOT WAVING AT ME!!!
"Dude, you DO realize you just said that out loud right?" DAMMIT!
Oh, I'm at that library again. The same place I met that weird girl that showed me the true meaning of hair . . . She thought it looked like a bat -_-;
"HEY! You're right! It DOES look like bat wings! You're like, Batman, dude! BATMAN!! NANANANANANANANANANANANANANNA BATMAN!! BATMAN!!! BBBBBAAATTTTTMMMMMMMAAAANNNN!" O_O
Must find Marik!!! I slowly back away from this strange mortal.
"BBBBBBBAAAAAATTTTTTMMMMMMMAAAANNNNN!!!"
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I don't know where Marik was so rushed to get to but I will find out where!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! I SHALL CUT OFF HIS ARM SO EVEN WHEN HE FINALLY WANTS TO WAVE AT ME – HE CAN'T!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
"Wow, just because this person didn't wave at you, you're going to cut off his arm?!" DAMMIT! I was thinking out loud again!!!
How do you think out loud exactly? Does it come out of your ears or is it just –
"Excuse me sir, but you're still thinking out loud and you're disturbing the peace . . ."
"PEACE?!?!? THERE IS NO PEACE!!! WAR AND CORRUPTION IS EVERYWHERE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Right . . ." The pathetic mortal slowly backs away from me and then takes off.
"HEY! It's you again! HI BATMAN!! NANANANANANANANANANANNA!!! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!" DAMMIT! It's that mortal at the library again! You meet the strangest people in front of libraries . . .
"BATMAN!!!"
OHMIGOSH! IT'S MARIK! I FOUND HIM!! Did I just say OHMYGOSH?!?!?
"MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" I tackle Marik to the ground.
"Bakura?!? WHAT IN RA'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"
"DAMMIT! I don't have a knife! I'LL JUST USE MY 'HORNS OF THE DEVIL'!!!!!" I start trying to stab him with my sharp and pointy hair.
"-_-; what's this all about?!"
"YOU DIDN'T WAVE AT ME YOU DIRTY ASS!"
"GO BATMAN!!! DESTROY THE SUPER VILLIAN!!! NANANANNANANANANANANANANANANA! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!!"
"Batman? Hey! Your hair DOES resemble bat wings! BATMAN!!!"
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP MENTIONING THAT?!?!?!" I continue trying to stab him with my 'HORNS OF THE DEVIL'!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!
"Um, Bakura? You DO realize you're saying that out loud right?" DAMMIT!
"When did I not wave to you?! I HAVE ALWAYS WAVED TO YOU!!!"
"No! When I went to your house you rushed out and ignored me! YOU DID NO TYPE OF WAVING WHAT-SO-EVER!!!"
"BATMAN!!!! BATMAN!!! BATMAN!!!!"
"I was going to the hospital! Isis somehow swallowed a thin paper ball filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals! I shouldn't have put them next to the dumplings . . ."
"Well you still haven't waved at me! WAVE RA DAMMIT!"
"OKAY! OKAY!!" Marik starts swinging his arms around in a waving motion.
"MY JOB IS COMPLETE!!!!! MUHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!" I get off of him and start running away while laughing manically. That's really a word! ^_^
"WAIT BATMAN! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH TO GIVE TO MY NON EXISTENT DOG??!?!?!"
I was supposed to stalk Marik but instead, this crazy mortal I found outside a library stalks me instead!!
"RRRRRRYYYYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!! HHHHEEEELLLPPP MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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Here anime*angel, there was mentioning of a toaster in this chapter O_O I also watched salsa dancing on TV a couple of days ago! I was watching this show which I usually watch once and a while and 2 of the main characters salsa danced for some talent show O_O I wrote half of this chapter and then came back one week later to finish it off . . . writer's block flattened me again! DARNNIT!
YAY! GO ME! My GPA has improved! GO ME! I'm on Honour Roll again this term . . . That shall do well for my job application in 3 years! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The chapter's a bit short, blame writer's block! If you don't see me for a while blame it! I NEED IDEAS!!! I'll try and read all of the reviews when I have the time . . . I have homework for every subject except for French, Gym and Art!
And the person stalking Bakura is Crawford! GO YOU! Since you're the 100th reviewer and all . . . yeah . . .
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Kuramaandhiei4ever: YES! YOU ARE RIGHT! Now, you are the owner of a brand new CUPCAKE!!! Not a real cupcake of course! Just get on google or some other search site and type in cupcake! You'll find a picture of a cupcake and that's good enough! ^__^ Yeah you're right! KURAma and BaKURA!!!
Crawford: CONGRADULATIONS!!! YOU ARE THE 100th REVIEWER!!! And today, you will be in this chapter! GOOD FOR YOU!!!
Thanks to others who have reviewed I AM SPECIAL!!! Special as in stupid I guess ;_;
Sharpie Marker 666
Ryou Bakura Obsessor
Life's Light/anime*angel
RainOwl
Seto/ryou4ever
Dark Magician Girl / Hikaru
Nerva al'Thor
Disclaimer: MUST I SAY THIS ELEVEN TIMES?!?!?!? Darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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We're all at the Brat's backyard. Right after the knife incident. You see, the brat was about to slice me in half when I use my excellent skills and swiftly dodged the attack so the –
"What do you mean EXCELLENT SKILLS?! You tripped over a conveniently placed toaster!" Blast! Was I talking out loud?
"Duh, you still are Bak'a!" Anyways, the brat sliced a cupcake that came out of nowhere and since he was still sugar high and was having mood swings, he got over sensitive and started crying about his cupcake dying.
So the Pharaoh's Brat BURIED IT IN HIS BACK YARD. He put the CUPCAKE that he SLICED in a shoe box and BURIED it in his back yard!!! IT'S A FRUGGING CUPCAKE!!!!
"I KILLED MR. CUPOCAKO!!" The Brat had changed into a black tuxedo for the . . . funeral (FOR A CUPCAKE!!!) and now he's crying on the Pharaoh's shoulder. -_-;
I raise an eyebrow. It's one of my amazing and cunning skills! "You DO realize that you're STILL talking out loud right?" Stupid Ryou . . . "I HEARD THAT!" DAMMIT!
Anyways . . . "Mr. Cupocako???" I ask.
"HE WAS AUSTRALIAN!!!! WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Obviously, the Brat doesn't pay attention in geography class.
"I AM A MURDERER!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!" The Brat runs back in the house crying.
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Stupid Ryou. He was mad at me for saying that during the 'funeral' and wouldn't let me in his house! So I'm heading to Marik's house because Ryou forced me to watch 'Passions' at his house . . .
Just when I'm about to open that weird gate thingy, Marik rushed out of the house. "HHHHHEEEYYYYYY MARIK!!!" I wave at him. But he completely ignored me and runs away down the street! Or up the street . . . okay, I'm not going to start THAT again.
Damn him! WHY DIDN'T HE WAVE AT ME?!?!? I'll get him for this!
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"– so you're going to stalk Marik and stab him until he waves at you?!?!" I'm back at Ryou's house and packing some knives from his kitchen.
"Yes! I'll show that little moron who he should wave at!!!"
"That . . . made no sense . . . you really need more threats, dude."
"I know! 3000 years in the Ring really dulled my threatening skills . . ."
"Like you have skills . . ."
"EXACTLY! THEY HAVE BEEN DULLED!!! DULLED I SAY!!"
"Well you CAN'T stab him! Just coax him into a polite conversation and try to figure out each other's misunderstandings . . ."
I stare at him. "Or just beat him up, JUST NO BLOOD ON MY KNIVES!!!" He starts shoving me out the door.
"Okay! Okay! I'll go and find him and . . . wait, did you just call me 'dude' earlier?!"
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL FIND MARIK AND DESTROY HIM FOR NOT WAVING AT ME!!!
"Dude, you DO realize you just said that out loud right?" DAMMIT!
Oh, I'm at that library again. The same place I met that weird girl that showed me the true meaning of hair . . . She thought it looked like a bat -_-;
"HEY! You're right! It DOES look like bat wings! You're like, Batman, dude! BATMAN!! NANANANANANANANANANANANANANNA BATMAN!! BATMAN!!! BBBBBAAATTTTTMMMMMMMAAAANNNN!" O_O
Must find Marik!!! I slowly back away from this strange mortal.
"BBBBBBBAAAAAATTTTTTMMMMMMMAAAANNNNN!!!"
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I don't know where Marik was so rushed to get to but I will find out where!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!! I SHALL CUT OFF HIS ARM SO EVEN WHEN HE FINALLY WANTS TO WAVE AT ME – HE CAN'T!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
"Wow, just because this person didn't wave at you, you're going to cut off his arm?!" DAMMIT! I was thinking out loud again!!!
How do you think out loud exactly? Does it come out of your ears or is it just –
"Excuse me sir, but you're still thinking out loud and you're disturbing the peace . . ."
"PEACE?!?!? THERE IS NO PEACE!!! WAR AND CORRUPTION IS EVERYWHERE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Right . . ." The pathetic mortal slowly backs away from me and then takes off.
"HEY! It's you again! HI BATMAN!! NANANANANANANANANANANNA!!! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!" DAMMIT! It's that mortal at the library again! You meet the strangest people in front of libraries . . .
"BATMAN!!!"
OHMIGOSH! IT'S MARIK! I FOUND HIM!! Did I just say OHMYGOSH?!?!?
"MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" I tackle Marik to the ground.
"Bakura?!? WHAT IN RA'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"
"DAMMIT! I don't have a knife! I'LL JUST USE MY 'HORNS OF THE DEVIL'!!!!!" I start trying to stab him with my sharp and pointy hair.
"-_-; what's this all about?!"
"YOU DIDN'T WAVE AT ME YOU DIRTY ASS!"
"GO BATMAN!!! DESTROY THE SUPER VILLIAN!!! NANANANNANANANANANANANANANANA! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!!!!!"
"Batman? Hey! Your hair DOES resemble bat wings! BATMAN!!!"
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP MENTIONING THAT?!?!?!" I continue trying to stab him with my 'HORNS OF THE DEVIL'!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!
"Um, Bakura? You DO realize you're saying that out loud right?" DAMMIT!
"When did I not wave to you?! I HAVE ALWAYS WAVED TO YOU!!!"
"No! When I went to your house you rushed out and ignored me! YOU DID NO TYPE OF WAVING WHAT-SO-EVER!!!"
"BATMAN!!!! BATMAN!!! BATMAN!!!!"
"I was going to the hospital! Isis somehow swallowed a thin paper ball filled with highly toxic and unstable chemicals! I shouldn't have put them next to the dumplings . . ."
"Well you still haven't waved at me! WAVE RA DAMMIT!"
"OKAY! OKAY!!" Marik starts swinging his arms around in a waving motion.
"MY JOB IS COMPLETE!!!!! MUHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA!" I get off of him and start running away while laughing manically. That's really a word! ^_^
"WAIT BATMAN! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH TO GIVE TO MY NON EXISTENT DOG??!?!?!"
I was supposed to stalk Marik but instead, this crazy mortal I found outside a library stalks me instead!!
"RRRRRRYYYYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!! HHHHEEEELLLPPP MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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Here anime*angel, there was mentioning of a toaster in this chapter O_O I also watched salsa dancing on TV a couple of days ago! I was watching this show which I usually watch once and a while and 2 of the main characters salsa danced for some talent show O_O I wrote half of this chapter and then came back one week later to finish it off . . . writer's block flattened me again! DARNNIT!
YAY! GO ME! My GPA has improved! GO ME! I'm on Honour Roll again this term . . . That shall do well for my job application in 3 years! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The chapter's a bit short, blame writer's block! If you don't see me for a while blame it! I NEED IDEAS!!! I'll try and read all of the reviews when I have the time . . . I have homework for every subject except for French, Gym and Art!
And the person stalking Bakura is Crawford! GO YOU! Since you're the 100th reviewer and all . . . yeah . . .
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